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Cassandra

@razorconfetti.bsky.social
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CFO of Antifa, Inc. ✨repro health access advocate✨occasional shit poster✨impregnable fortress✨she/her✨

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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kinda seems like we're the only ones "decreeing murder as just"
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dead before the end of the decade huh? Oh promises, promises. Can I sue Anthropic if I'm still alive in 2030?
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Not going to the doctor for a GLP-1 and leaving with a referral for an eating disorder treatment program instead. 🫠 The most annoying thing is that doc is 100% correct though.
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Kristen Bell Crying Laughing
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wait do the youth actually think millennials are wearing pimple patches just to look younger? Honey I have some bad news but it's because acne never ends even in middle age. You will look old and still have pimples one day too, babes.
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If you take a sip of a spindrift right after eating a wintogreen life saver it tastes just like conversation hearts
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'm baffled by the cynical cooperation between Zionist Israelis and evangelical "end times" American Christians. Like I get how that would be temporarily useful but jfc y'all really didn't think anything bad would come from linking up with folks who see y'all as Jesus's landing pad?
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Another jungle war huh? Gee how'd that go for us last time?
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Just finished The Dark Tower series & my main takeaway/question is: would the story of IT have been a hell of a lot shorter if Bill had just opted to use his dad's gun instead of the slingshot?
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I'm so thankful I don't have children
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
An Aliens movie set in Louisiana where the Xenomorphs are the protagonists frantically trying to escape a seafood boil
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Can someone with more musical skill than me create a dance mix of Mike Johnson saying "I bet you see Antifa types, I bet you see the Marxist on full display"? because I think that would go hard
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It's very funny to me that Trump's response was an AI generated video that implies he's got enough liquid diarrhea to coat entire cities.
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
@stephenking.bsky.social Stephen King, I have questions: why is The Kid from Shreveport, Louisiana? Was that just a random spot on the map or an intentional origin place?
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
My favorite Taylor Swift song isn't even real but just a snippet of lyrics I remembered wrong that constantly gets stuck in my head "she wears short skirts I wear t shirts she's cheer Captain and I'm wearing t shirts"
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
As the CFO of Antifa Inc I am appalled at the continuous defamation of our organization by this badly aging piece of string cheese.
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I thought it was tomorrow
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
If you are struggling to find a job right now, seriously look into your local employment agencies if that's an option where you are. They are not just for seasonal or temp work & they're the only reason I have been able to find legitimately good jobs in bad markets like '08 and now. 🙏💗
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/09/2025
kind of unreal watching JD Vance host the charlie kirk show. there’s long been complete unity between the right and their media propaganda apparatus, of which kirk was a massive player in, but then ending the show by telling that audience to thought police fellow americans is psychotic
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
If you've been contacted by law enforcement over social media posts re Tyler Robinson, text me securely via Signal at 202-510-1268
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
How can people say there was no song of the summer when YoGirlMel's Jet2Holiday NOLA bounce edition exists 🙄
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Ah crap well nvm I guess I'll just await my doom here. Good luck up there 🤞
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
If I start seeing "The Charlie Kirk Song" going viral I'm GTFO
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I think Trump had Charlie Kirk killed as a pretext for what he wants to do next. This is his Horst Vessel moment.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
A 10-day hunger strike persists at Florida's Alligator Alcatraz detention facility for undocumented immigrants, according to NBC. Stories of Multiple detainees are refusing food, following Governor Ron DeSantis' disclosure inhumane living conditions
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Robert P. Jones @robertpjones.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Beyond the 60 Minutes payoff & Colbert cancelation, an unprecedented capitulation: as part of merger agreement, new parent company agrees to install an official to "monitor bias" at CBS’s news division. CBS news will essentially be state controlled media. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/b...
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
i hate the game politicians play where they back israel 100% until it starts killing too many people too fast, then they start calling for peace until the killing slows to levels acceptable for them. they're not opposing genocide, they're negotiating how quickly it should proceed
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Jason Dogwood 💙 🏳️‍🌈 🌱 @jasondogwood.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
$450M to cage migrants in a swamp but not one cent to shelter the unhoused. Even unhoused people without addiction or mental illness are now criminalized, cleared from public streets like rats. It's not policy, it’s punishment. If you’re poor, you’re the enemy.
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Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I'm sorry but the phrase "clot shot" just sounds like what happens when you sneeze on the first day of your period and it's incredibly funny to me
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I'm sure it's not a sign of good mental health that every time I hear that someone died my first thought is "oh that lucky bitch"
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
why destroy the department of education? would you believe there's a creepy evangelical organization operating in broad daylight but under the radar whose meteoric rise goes a long way towards explaining it? today's column: buttondown.com/theswordandt...
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Who Benefits from Destroying the Department of Education
This week, the Supreme Court ruled that the Trump Administration can go ahead with its ambitious, ruinous plan of gutting the Department of Education, firing...
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Growing up playing N64 with my little brother I would solve all the puzzles and then frantically hand over the controller for boss battles as soon as the ominous music started
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I'm so thankful for gameplay YouTube videos and cutscene compilations because I can never finish most of the games with interesting stories because I always get legitimately scared during combat 😭 especially from a first person view
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sounds like he's hearing an increasingly loud ticking under the floor boards
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
This is aggressively dorky
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Brian Allen @allenanalysis.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
🚨BREAKING: Cal State LA just moved classes online and let faculty work remotely, not for a storm, not for COVID, but because ICE is in the area. Let that sink in, an entire university is treating immigration enforcement like a public health crisis.
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
If you are still popping off fireworks at 10pm on Tuesday the 7th then buddy I hope your ass itches every time you are in a place you can't scratch it
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The only 35 year olds exclusively sitting at home playing video games are probably streaming gameplay and getting paid too much for Medicaid anyway 🥴
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Deeply stupid as well since alligators aren't exactly guard dogs who will differentiate between who to protect and who to attack
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
It's been bread and circuses for a while but it's about to be oops all circuses
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Jen McGowan @iamjenmcg.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The Dem strategy seems to be wait until the damage hits red states and then we’ll make our case That assumes voters will blame the Regressives But they won’t because they’ll only hear lies somehow framing everything as the fault of the left Speak up now or you may not be heard again
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I know Mercy of Gods isn't a sequel to The Expanse but I still keep expecting Amos to show up
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Mike Johnson being speaker of the house really makes me feel like I'm in Stephen King's 1408 except it's Louisiana I can't escape
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
You know I'm from Louisiana because I am reading "The Mercy of Gods" and wondering what a carryx would taste like
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I'm sorry but I cannot take my 401k seriously. It seems like a big assumption that the power grid will still exist when I'm at retirement age let alone the Internet & I feel like my retirement plan is more likely to be learning which wild plants are edible or how to make a battery out of a potato.
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Abortion Fund of Ohio @abortionfundofohio.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Abortion on demand?!? Uh, yeah I sure hope it is.
Screenshot of a vine, showing Drew Gooden in a car staring at the camera”
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Abortion Fund of Ohio @abortionfundofohio.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Most people criminalized for their pregnancy outcomes were reported by a care professional (45%), but... ⚠️ Providers aren't required to report suspected self-managed abortion, AND ⚠️ In most cases, to do so is a direct violation of HIPAA ifwhenhow.org/resources/se...
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Only a week into my recovery from my myomectomy & hysterectomy and I already feel SO much better than before the surgery. 😌 I thought my fatigue and worsened depression was just another oh so fun part of perimenopause but turns out it was mostly that enormous dang fibroid all along.
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Palmetto State Abortion Fund @psabortionfund.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Help us fund abortions for southerners: www.donorbox.org/support-the-fund
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*While we assist abortion seekers from other Southern states as well, the information below pertains to South Carolina.* Why Your Donations Matter!Since our founding in late 2021, Palmetto State Abort...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/04/2025
the most cruel administration of all time. them being this outwardly evil genuinely might be their downfall in the end
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Cassandra @razorconfetti.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Finally got rid of my medically problematic uterus. It took an almost 1/2 lb fibroid for insurance to cover it but fuck it's finally gone. I feel so much better. 😌🙌
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