Reposted by Ryan SvensonEric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh my God this graphic 34512
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don’t know how to score 0.6 pts in a football game, but I’m gonna watch and find out. 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Can’t wait for 15 more years of angrily shouting “fuck Caleb Williams!” every Sunday. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh sure, that’s reassuring. Gonna still take our $14.99/mo though, right? 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Would be so cool if the NFL+ app actually worked for once. What a piece of shit subscription I pay for. 030
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026McDonald’s: What do y’all want? Us: Cheaper hash browns. McDonald’s: Best I can do is a Red Bull slop drink. 000
Reposted by Ryan SvensonNate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon. 221089427
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Carson Beck looks good. I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It brings me so much joy that the two “all-timer” QBs for the Packers both turned out to be absolute piece of shit human beings. It’s so perfect. 020
Reposted by Ryan SvensonDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty. 22672983510338
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Dude went from “one concussion away from retirement” to “one of the highest paid WRs in the league” really quick. 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026FIFA being all aboard the Trump train cracks me up. Corrupt ghouls. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Scott Fish Bowl San Diego!!! What a crew, what a day! Huge shout out to Rich Guthrie for his tireless work organizing the event and having to deal with a last-minute venue change 10 days before the draft. You’d have never guessed it with how smooth everything was! #SFB16 200
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026#SFB16 Scott Fish Bowl Live Draft in San Diego ready to get underway!!! 030
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Because he’s a huge piece of shit. Easy! Next question. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Wemby is impressive as hell, but he just ain’t that dude. It’s so easy to bully him and take him out of a game. A guy that tall should be dominating in the post. And it’s quite possibly the worst part of his game. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The only thing that can undo a Danhausen uncursing is a Trump curse. 020
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Netflix’s Running Point referencing BlueSky instead of X instantly makes it one of the best shows of the year. BlueSky: The Official App of Sports ™️ 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The stupid people want to watch things burn. But they want to be the ones who set the fire. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Mood Swings is going to sell out, not because it looks fun but because of FOMO. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I finally did it! I had a game where I got 432,592,974 +1/+1 counters on my Mossborn Hydra. 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026repost with your first crushstatic.klipy.comThe Last Dragon HeavenALT: The Last Dragon Heaven 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Minnesota fans are really gonna watch Darnold win a Super Bowl and KAT win an NBA championship in the same year, aren’t they? 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Don’t forget. Gina Carano is an absolutely terrible person who is not worthy of any sort of “redemption”. She said truly awful things which she has doubled down on over and over and over again. A real, scum-of-the-earth type. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Fuck this administration every which way. Truly evil, awful human beings. 100
Reposted by Ryan Svensonshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time 163127064090
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026It’s the moooooost wonderful tiiiiiime of the year 130
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Artemis II is what makes us great. Not wars. Not political power. Science. 030
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026It’s 2026 and companies are still sending salespeople door-to-door. People too stupid to read and acknowledge a “No Solicitation” sign to boot. As a homeowner with a baby and yippy dogs, there’s no faster way to get me to be sure I’ll never do business with a company. 020
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Glad I stopped working for a bit and watched this with my wife and daughter. Tears were shed. A beautiful moment. 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I think it’s very fitting that dipshit Trump is putting his name on all the money (what a loser) considering every business these days looks at you with side eye when you try to pay with cash. 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026and just like that, Christian becomes the villain of the season. #Survivor 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/03/2026What I picture my daughter is looking at every time she randomly stares at the ceiling 001
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026ESPN knew exactly what they were doing with this push notification 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Well, that’s certainly a way to waste your cap space 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Being married to a person who grew up in Burbank means that every time we watch TV or a movie they point out where every scene was filmed. 000