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Ryan Svenson

@raswenson.bsky.social
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NFL's 2019 #CrazyForFantasy Winner Fantasy Football Guy : #SFB11 - #SFB16 Dynasty FF on Reality Sports Online Disc Golf & Magic the Gathering Enthusiast S4E6 FOX’s Beat Shazam SKOL

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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Eric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my God this graphic
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What an absolute fucking loser. Very on brand.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t know how to score 0.6 pts in a football game, but I’m gonna watch and find out.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can’t wait for 15 more years of angrily shouting “fuck Caleb Williams!” every Sunday.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh sure, that’s reassuring. Gonna still take our $14.99/mo though, right?
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Would be so cool if the NFL+ app actually worked for once. What a piece of shit subscription I pay for.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
McDonald’s: What do y’all want? Us: Cheaper hash browns. McDonald’s: Best I can do is a Red Bull slop drink.
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Carson Beck looks good. I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It brings me so much joy that the two “all-timer” QBs for the Packers both turned out to be absolute piece of shit human beings. It’s so perfect.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dude went from “one concussion away from retirement” to “one of the highest paid WRs in the league” really quick.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FIFA being all aboard the Trump train cracks me up. Corrupt ghouls.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Scott Fish Bowl San Diego!!! What a crew, what a day! Huge shout out to Rich Guthrie for his tireless work organizing the event and having to deal with a last-minute venue change 10 days before the draft. You’d have never guessed it with how smooth everything was! #SFB16
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
#SFB16 Scott Fish Bowl Live Draft in San Diego ready to get underway!!!
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Because he’s a huge piece of shit. Easy! Next question.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ll recognize a Beloit Snappers logo anywhere
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wemby is impressive as hell, but he just ain’t that dude. It’s so easy to bully him and take him out of a game. A guy that tall should be dominating in the post. And it’s quite possibly the worst part of his game.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The only thing that can undo a Danhausen uncursing is a Trump curse.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Netflix’s Running Point referencing BlueSky instead of X instantly makes it one of the best shows of the year. BlueSky: The Official App of Sports ™️
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The stupid people want to watch things burn. But they want to be the ones who set the fire.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Post an album you’ve listened to 100+ times
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Mood Swings is going to sell out, not because it looks fun but because of FOMO.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Cheer Up! is Reel Big Fish’s best album
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA such a fucking dork
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I finally did it! I had a game where I got 432,592,974 +1/+1 counters on my Mossborn Hydra.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
repost with your first crush
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The Last Dragon Heaven
ALT: The Last Dragon Heaven
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Minnesota fans are really gonna watch Darnold win a Super Bowl and KAT win an NBA championship in the same year, aren’t they?
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
His name is Jaxson. What did you expect?
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Don’t forget. Gina Carano is an absolutely terrible person who is not worthy of any sort of “redemption”. She said truly awful things which she has doubled down on over and over and over again. A real, scum-of-the-earth type.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Fuck this administration every which way. Truly evil, awful human beings.
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NathanL75 @nathanl75.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Masterpiece
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It’s the moooooost wonderful tiiiiiime of the year
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
King Gizzard and the…
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Artemis II is what makes us great. Not wars. Not political power. Science.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It’s 2026 and companies are still sending salespeople door-to-door. People too stupid to read and acknowledge a “No Solicitation” sign to boot. As a homeowner with a baby and yippy dogs, there’s no faster way to get me to be sure I’ll never do business with a company.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Glad I stopped working for a bit and watched this with my wife and daughter. Tears were shed. A beautiful moment.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Oh right, it’s the worst day of the year.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Absolutely insane
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I think it’s very fitting that dipshit Trump is putting his name on all the money (what a loser) considering every business these days looks at you with side eye when you try to pay with cash.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
How they merge onto the freeway
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
and just like that, Christian becomes the villain of the season. #Survivor
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I hope she wins.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
What I picture my daughter is looking at every time she randomly stares at the ceiling
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
ESPN knew exactly what they were doing with this push notification
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Well, that’s certainly a way to waste your cap space
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Being married to a person who grew up in Burbank means that every time we watch TV or a movie they point out where every scene was filmed.
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