Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’d automatically assume this was satire if I wasn’t so sure of just how pathetic people have become. 060
Reposted by Ryan SvensonEric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh my God this graphic 34512
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don’t know how to score 0.6 pts in a football game, but I’m gonna watch and find out. 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Can’t wait for 15 more years of angrily shouting “fuck Caleb Williams!” every Sunday. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh sure, that’s reassuring. Gonna still take our $14.99/mo though, right? 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Would be so cool if the NFL+ app actually worked for once. What a piece of shit subscription I pay for. 030
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026McDonald’s: What do y’all want? Us: Cheaper hash browns. McDonald’s: Best I can do is a Red Bull slop drink. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I just scrolled through this person’s timeline for a minute and I rolled my eyes like 8 times. Easy block. 010
Reposted by Ryan SvensonNate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon. 221089427
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’m so high on Likely this year. I know it will burn me, but I’m grabbing him in the late rounds everywhere I can. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026These graphics are the best I’ve ever seen. Incredible 110
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Carson Beck looks good. I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It brings me so much joy that the two “all-timer” QBs for the Packers both turned out to be absolute piece of shit human beings. It’s so perfect. 020
Reposted by Ryan SvensonDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty. 22672983510338
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Dude went from “one concussion away from retirement” to “one of the highest paid WRs in the league” really quick. 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026FIFA being all aboard the Trump train cracks me up. Corrupt ghouls. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Thank you so much!! I’ve received my info from FootballGuys and FantasyPros, but I haven’t seen anything from Optimus yet. Will those be going out a bit later this summer? 120
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Proud winner of these incredible annual memberships to @fantasypros.bsky.social @footballguys.com and @optimusfantasy.com !!!! 020
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Scott Fish Bowl San Diego!!! What a crew, what a day! Huge shout out to Rich Guthrie for his tireless work organizing the event and having to deal with a last-minute venue change 10 days before the draft. You’d have never guessed it with how smooth everything was! #SFB16 200
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026#SFB16 Scott Fish Bowl Live Draft in San Diego ready to get underway!!! 030
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026“Don’t yuck somebody’s yum” is some of the best advice I’ve ever received in my life. Let people enjoy what they enjoy! Unless it’s legitimately harmful to others. 011
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I wonder what the guy down the street from me, who still flies a “Let’s Go Brandon” flag, thinks about that. 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Because he’s a huge piece of shit. Easy! Next question. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Oh no!!! Not… middle class?!?! (The horror!!) This account is too stupid to not be parody. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026“God damn it, she was a long, cool woman in a black dress!” 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Wemby is impressive as hell, but he just ain’t that dude. It’s so easy to bully him and take him out of a game. A guy that tall should be dominating in the post. And it’s quite possibly the worst part of his game. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The only thing that can undo a Danhausen uncursing is a Trump curse. 020
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026static.klipy.comJack Black Salutes as Dewey FinnALT: Jack Black Salutes as Dewey Finn 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Netflix’s Running Point referencing BlueSky instead of X instantly makes it one of the best shows of the year. BlueSky: The Official App of Sports ™️ 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The stupid people want to watch things burn. But they want to be the ones who set the fire. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Mood Swings is going to sell out, not because it looks fun but because of FOMO. 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Have always wanted a Schamberger piece. This is amazing!! 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026My current fav is my Taste Budz hat. Love their content; such wholesome videos. 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I finally did it! I had a game where I got 432,592,974 +1/+1 counters on my Mossborn Hydra. 010
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026repost with your first crushstatic.klipy.comThe Last Dragon HeavenALT: The Last Dragon Heaven 000
Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Minnesota fans are really gonna watch Darnold win a Super Bowl and KAT win an NBA championship in the same year, aren’t they? 010