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Ryan Svenson

@raswenson.bsky.social
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NFL's 2019 #CrazyForFantasy Winner Fantasy Football Guy : #SFB11 - #SFB16 Dynasty FF on Reality Sports Online Disc Golf & Magic the Gathering Enthusiast S4E6 FOX’s Beat Shazam SKOL

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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’d automatically assume this was satire if I wasn’t so sure of just how pathetic people have become.
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Eric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my God this graphic
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4 no doubt
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What an absolute fucking loser. Very on brand.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t know how to score 0.6 pts in a football game, but I’m gonna watch and find out.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can’t wait for 15 more years of angrily shouting “fuck Caleb Williams!” every Sunday.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh sure, that’s reassuring. Gonna still take our $14.99/mo though, right?
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Would be so cool if the NFL+ app actually worked for once. What a piece of shit subscription I pay for.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
McDonald’s: What do y’all want? Us: Cheaper hash browns. McDonald’s: Best I can do is a Red Bull slop drink.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just scrolled through this person’s timeline for a minute and I rolled my eyes like 8 times. Easy block.
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m so high on Likely this year. I know it will burn me, but I’m grabbing him in the late rounds everywhere I can.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
These graphics are the best I’ve ever seen. Incredible
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
HELL YEAH
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Carson Beck looks good. I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It brings me so much joy that the two “all-timer” QBs for the Packers both turned out to be absolute piece of shit human beings. It’s so perfect.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dude went from “one concussion away from retirement” to “one of the highest paid WRs in the league” really quick.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FIFA being all aboard the Trump train cracks me up. Corrupt ghouls.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sweeeeet! Thank you!
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thank you so much!! I’ve received my info from FootballGuys and FantasyPros, but I haven’t seen anything from Optimus yet. Will those be going out a bit later this summer?
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gender Affirming Care for me but not for thee
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Swag bag was ON POINT
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Proud winner of these incredible annual memberships to @fantasypros.bsky.social @footballguys.com and @optimusfantasy.com !!!!
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Scott Fish Bowl San Diego!!! What a crew, what a day! Huge shout out to Rich Guthrie for his tireless work organizing the event and having to deal with a last-minute venue change 10 days before the draft. You’d have never guessed it with how smooth everything was! #SFB16
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
#SFB16 Scott Fish Bowl Live Draft in San Diego ready to get underway!!!
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Don’t yuck somebody’s yum” is some of the best advice I’ve ever received in my life. Let people enjoy what they enjoy! Unless it’s legitimately harmful to others.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I wonder what the guy down the street from me, who still flies a “Let’s Go Brandon” flag, thinks about that.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Because he’s a huge piece of shit. Easy! Next question.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Such a flex” 💪🏻
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Eating at Culver’s is now woke
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh no!!! Not… middle class?!?! (The horror!!) This account is too stupid to not be parody.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“God damn it, she was a long, cool woman in a black dress!”
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ll recognize a Beloit Snappers logo anywhere
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wemby is impressive as hell, but he just ain’t that dude. It’s so easy to bully him and take him out of a game. A guy that tall should be dominating in the post. And it’s quite possibly the worst part of his game.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The only thing that can undo a Danhausen uncursing is a Trump curse.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Jack Black Salutes as Dewey Finn
ALT: Jack Black Salutes as Dewey Finn
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Netflix’s Running Point referencing BlueSky instead of X instantly makes it one of the best shows of the year. BlueSky: The Official App of Sports ™️
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The stupid people want to watch things burn. But they want to be the ones who set the fire.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Post an album you’ve listened to 100+ times
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Mood Swings is going to sell out, not because it looks fun but because of FOMO.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Cheer Up! is Reel Big Fish’s best album
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Have always wanted a Schamberger piece. This is amazing!!
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA such a fucking dork
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My current fav is my Taste Budz hat. Love their content; such wholesome videos.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I finally did it! I had a game where I got 432,592,974 +1/+1 counters on my Mossborn Hydra.
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
repost with your first crush
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The Last Dragon Heaven
ALT: The Last Dragon Heaven
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Ryan Svenson @raswenson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Minnesota fans are really gonna watch Darnold win a Super Bowl and KAT win an NBA championship in the same year, aren’t they?
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