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Bitsy Ipswich @finduilas.bsky.social · 1h
this goes hard and it slaps and it bangs and this fucking waiter still hasn't taken my FUCKING parlance back
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 2h
BREAKING We are running out of words. By 2029 we will no longer be able to describe many fruits and birds.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 16h
Are you eyes open now
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 16h
🖖
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 18h
It must be such a huge let down to visit a place called "Raccoon City" and its just full of guys and monsters.
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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 18h
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Halloween
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 18h
Art director looking at this like, "hey, uh, can you make it veiny"?
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 18h
You got it
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 20h
When night's black cowl fall o'er the brooding day's end >>>>>
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 21h
Watching through the blinds as my neighbor signs in cant to the mailman. "Honey, what the fuck. I think the Thieves Guild accepted Jerry instead of me."
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 21h
If you are registered to vote, it doesn't hurt to double check. Just call and ask "am I registered to vote in this precinct?" And if the answer is yes, remember to say, "please take me off the rolls immediately." Do it today. Do it for everyone you know. It pays to help others.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 22h
[Standing up at the school board meeting] all day we're bombarded by filth on TV, on our screens. Our kids cannot escape it. We can't escape it. And yet when I ask the superintendent here to "let me see them balls" and "if that hog needs me to put some lipstick on it," I'm somehow "out of line"?!?
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only "machine" Tom Morello raged against was the machine I invented to respect all women.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably the scariest thing that happened when I was a kid was all that stuff Dracula did to Mina and Keanu Reeves. We didn't know about bi people back then. Dracula changed a lot for us.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Makers are responsible for 100% of the unnecessary, bad stuff in media, but also all of the good stuff. A paradox for sure.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We didn't have media back then, just like books and movies and stuff.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What da
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, let's just go back to the oil pit.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[Unzipping my gimp mask] hey man, I don't know what "subsapient" means, but I can still understand tone.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe not exactly like that, though
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And here, perhaps the bleakest of Goya's "Black Paintings," "Everyone is Picking on Me, Even Though I Have a Tummy Ache."
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This whole piece is full of David Brooks classics, but my favorite is the "you don't socially engage with your ideologically different colleagues." We do, its called "getting lunch", "happy hour" etc. *Most* people, in fact, don't get to disengage from work social life as much as the author!
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[Wife] hey, how were your parents? [Me, glumly] they've really fallen off, mentally. [Wife] always hard to see the people who raised you hit the wall, cognitively.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting to the top of the black diamond run, looking down the slope and then getting right back on the ski lift down.
Snippet of post text: Not far right, not nazi like but actually exactly like nazis.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're fitting me up with one of these so I can stay in bed all day.
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
ELRIC AND THE SINKING CITY (1984) Acrylic on Canvas - 36" X 20" Unlike all the other Elric paintings I have done, the cover for Michael Moorcock's ELRIC AT THE END OF TIME is not an action scene. 1/4
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Showing the special congressional committee how you gotta use your tongue *and* lips and *both* hands
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Back when newspapers used to retain at least one staff lolcow.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the sine qua non for understanding Michael Tracey is that his first act of actual reportage was, I believe, to go to an open house at Kurt Eichenwold's home where he would surreptitiously take pictures of Eichenwold's socks in his sock drawer to post on Twitter.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah his real name Mark Freakin Zuckerberg!
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I think a lot of all of this boils down to most of the loudest voices in the room seem pretty clearly interested in what makes them the most money not what is actually true and so all of the discussion just sounds like hustling.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At last, we have solved the endless worm problem
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🧢
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey bro, mind if I equip this?
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm going to say it: I think traffic should be illegal
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh shit, sorry for not getting back sooner. I was at an Anti-Human Trafficking Event.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am so excited to hatch and meet your family!
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Laying down in this as my pets slowly close theblid.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dog refused to shit during a long walk. I got home, took off my shoes and stepped into a turd she left by the door.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus *is* reading your social media posts and He is loving them!
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A "crawlspace".. that sounds perfect for my needs
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A land of resin traps and supports like silly string.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean a missing person insists on itself in a way that, like, a lost book or a hit or whatever doesn't.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Come on, man, don't talk about how the upcrab smells in front of him.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing, how you doing?
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tell me you're not talking to me without telling me you're not talking to me
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Mind Reader Kiss
ALT: Mind Reader Kiss
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would be interested in this too. The only lists I can remember are probably a decade out of date.
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