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Rachel Clare

@raquellec.bsky.social
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Book sniffer. Cheese eater. Robot dancer. Devoted swearer. Trainee drummer. MA Critical Theory student, Birkbeck. Childfree dog lady. Ally. Charity bod. UK. she/her

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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 4h
Essentially, live your life so as not to receive obits like Archer and Liddle.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Husband is out tonight so I CANNOT watch Traitors without him so if you could all not mention any aspect of it, that would be appreciated, thx.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
America’s insistence on continuing with the death penalty is medieval and symptomatic of a deeply troubling culture of violence and barbarity. America is very very unwell.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alarm set for 5:45am. Pray for me 😱
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going down a bit of a Spotify nostalgia wormhole and blubbing like a giant baby at this absolute stonker. Oh George 😭😭 open.spotify.com/track/72LKSY...
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Praying for Time - Remastered
George Michael · Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1 (Remastered) · Song · 1990
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This weekend’s reading
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🍾🥂
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not assembly, but we had a science teacher at my all girls high school who would teach lessons along with his hedgehog hand puppet, Bernard.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh this looks GOOD
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can’t. Stop. Watching. It.
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Keithy @metalgiroud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s like he’s being operated by Rod Hull
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good morning!
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the best videos I've seen in a long time Stop what you're doing and watch
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible Sly and the Family Scone
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not the worst thing about him, granted, but Daniel Thomas calling himself ‘Danny Tommo’ is pretty cringe, eh 😬
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Donald Trump offering universal basic income to every US citizen like the good old socialist he is was not the policy drop I was expecting, I have to admit.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m going in…
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#stoptheblokes
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Tony Gowland @tonygowland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Viz top tip reading: “Tech enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta Glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the Sex Offenders Register.”
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This lad 😍
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve got to the age where I can’t have a bath if I’ve had a glass of wine for fear of having a heart attack 🙄
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That Dorries interview though 🤌
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Love is a Skin’.
Love is a Skin

love is a skin
that protects you,
a warmth that spreads 
from the tips of your fingers
to your heart

sorry – not love –
glove, i meant glove


Brian Bilston
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For the record I actually DID watch Ski Sunday and I’m sad about it going. Boo.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Look! Some good news for massive parrot fans www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Kākāpō rising: 90 chicks swell population of the world’s heaviest parrot
Critically endangered New Zealand bird enjoys record breeding season triggered by mass fruiting of native tree, pushing its numbers to 325
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy birlhday to me
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s my birthday today, or, as the 90s liked to call it, Judgement Day 🎉🙌
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amber Homebase
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My post dissertation reading pile in celebration of not having to read Adorno any more
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy Friday everyone!
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Guys….i think I may have just finished my dissertation…😱
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So every 10 years the universe decides to take a bunch of the good ones and leave the really bad ones behind. Got it.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
On NO! Not Rooster 😥 RIP Tim Curry, my first crush.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Look, if you’re going to put annoyingly chummy shite on your packaging, at least do it properly
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh Lordy Lord 😭
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nooooooooo, Not Dolly. Devastating 😭
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. Saxomaphone 2. Come along, Bort 3. ‘Learned,’ son. The word is ‘learned.' 4. Boo-urns 5. If you get eaten, it’s your own fault
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Humanoid robots. What’s the point? I understand the benefits of robotics in manufacturing, mining, medical industries etc. but robots that look and act like humans, what’s the point? Just so it can walk around our houses looking like us? What’s the use case please? (It’s a sex thing isn’t it 😔)
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Remember folks, wash out your tin cans before placing them in the correct recycling bin.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In one week I will be 48, in two weeks I will have handed in my dissertation and officially finished my MA Critical Theory. Wish me luck, on both fronts.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I live for this dog’s weight loss journey
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sopranos style tracksuit slacks are on, box o’wine is tapped, and my out of office is set for two whole weeks. Good times.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in Some Like it Hot
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I bought this as a CD single before I had a CD player to play it on. That's commitment to the Hammer, right there.
MC Hammer Pray (that it ends soon)
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Today I got shat on by a bird. That is all.
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🎶Guilty feet have got no rhythm🎵
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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nationalise water, goddamn it!
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