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RandtheBat

@randthebat.bsky.social
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32 furry Bat, kind of an asshole. 18+ Only!

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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Customer brought me food.
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Jupiter! @bunnpilled.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the fingers in my butt go round and round
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Nighte 🔞 @starnighte.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New sticker sheet!! Hot… drinks…get it…
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Red Bar @redbar.hyper.wang · 24/07/2026
Have you considered being a bat for hot bat summer? Picture of me on Anthrocon's roof for #fursuitfriday 🧵Suit by @poeproductions.bsky.social 📸 by @kurrikage.me
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I've had too many tacos and need mouth to ass resuscitation.
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Got groped at work by some 60 something year old man wearing "LIBERALISM IS A DISEASE, TRUMP IS THE CURE" shirt. I fucking hate this state.
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Looking at pc requirements for total war 40k
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I Love You Binh: Man Cries on Phone
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Zullie @zulliethewitch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
They put out official names for every enemy and boss in Mina the Hollower and I think it's important you all know this one is Batbat. www.yachtclubgames.com/blog/mina-th...
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When some dufus is blasting the limp biscuit behind blue eyes instead of The Who.
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General Zod's Intense Heresy in Man of Steel
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hope the devil is dancing on his balls in his private room in hell.
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Sweaty Butt Butt
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The look people give me when i ask them tough questions like "do you want a receipt?"
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Patrick Drooling Patrick Star
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
me every time I'm asked to do literally anything
Rhonda from Hey Arnold dramatically lying back on a chair, as if it's a fainting couch
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A woman holds a nightcap and candle and says to her partner "OK I have the nightcap and candle." She leans in erotically and says "I'm ready to do an all-time "who goes there?" Wearing the nightcap and holding the candle in front of her face, she walks into a stone-brick lined room, steeped with shadows and says "who goes there?" Her partner embraces her affectionately and says "God, I'm so glad I met you on the "who goes there?" forums."
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
*makes angry tusken raider noises at sun, brandishing weedeater*
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using manespace stud; @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
it's that they chug piss. smart piss
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The forbidden jawbreaker.
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Crux 🦇 @cruxbatface.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Legend says that this is the only photo of naked Crux in existence... #CruxBatArt
A drawing done in the style of a night vision camera. Crux, my fursona is seen standing in front of an open fridge, looking like a wild animal caught on a trail cam, holding a bag of shredded cheese in his left hand. The time on the microwave on the right of the fridge reads 2:31 in the morning
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Pretty good, my only real complaint is subtitles being a necessity because the villain basically mumbles the entire movie.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We’re back — new story arc, insane one-shots! MINOR THREATS is about to get apocalyptic. screenrant.com/minor-threat...
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The Boys' Co-Creator Is Teaming Up With Patton Oswalt For 2026's Biggest Superhero Return (Exclusive)
Minor Threats is back!
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Tolok @tolok.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Comic commission for @hikaruginno.bsky.social !! Thanks for commissioning!
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Pretty decent show, sad to see it's canceled already. Guess one shouldn't be surprised by netflix bad decisions anymore.
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Never forget youtu.be/NAssPedIdbk?...
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BBC News Reporter Inhales Burning Drugs, Gets High and Can't Finish Report
YouTube video by Sarah Lee
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using manespace stud; @glimmerstomp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Heeey baby, why don't you back that ass up. Would hate to see you lose all that hard work in an ass crash. I recommend a Redundant Array of Independent Dumpers
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“If you died nothing in my life would change” remains one of the coldest bars ever posted
pizza tip: always flip a lucky
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Looks awful
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if you died nothing in my life would change
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
🇮🇷
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Getting my ass kicked as the worst knight in all the land. #KCD2 I'm live on Twitch, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/ragnarokk112...
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ragnarokk112 - Twitch
The worst knight in all the land, KCD2
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Kim @oh-shit-its-monday.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A patient says "Give it to me straight, doc." The doctor says "You have six months to live." The patient says "give it to me gay, Doc." The Doctor, now with a yassified face, lil neckscarf, mesh shirt says "it's giving six months."
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Me: “RISE AND GRIND LET’S GET THIS BREAD!” Werner Herzog narrating: “but he would in fact be getting very little bread. This optomistic proverb is often merely a sort of battle cry for people going to jobs that do not provide sufficient income for the level of work being exchanged”
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Kiss You All Over
YouTube video by Exile - Topic
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Love it that people are discovering lord of the flies again. Weird that it is not required reading here.
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NightlineZ 📼 GFM, FP @nightlinez.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Gettin' things ready for the next round of cons now that I've returned! What would Y'ALL wanna see more of in the future??? Any specific merch items? More Vaporwave? Some under represented creatures??? 🗯️👇
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=JdLh...
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Baby One More Time (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli)
YouTube video by Frog Leap Studios
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Tuhsano @tuhsano.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This image has ingrained itself into my mind
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The british, the IRA, and a shared love.
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
In that stressed out phase where i am constantly reminding myself that i am not dying in this moment.
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I choked, died, was reborn.
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Since we've reached "the fires" part of our roman simulation, I'm debating on adding pitchforks and torches to my etsy store. Maybe some sort of artisanal guillotine sharpening tool.
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nrxia 🏳️‍🌈🤘 @nrxia.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Mae irl #nitw
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
For those wondering where I've been, this has been my schedule for the past 3 months. With the only exception being i got 3 days off this month instead of the 2 i got last month.
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
youtu.be/1hxonfpfuTY?...
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Placido Domingo - Recitar!... Vesti la Giubba (Pagliacci)
YouTube video by musixarg
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RandtheBat @randthebat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I have eaten too many tacos. Send help.
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Snoop Walrus @snoopwalrus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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a man with a mustache is smiling and saying " i 'll have what he 's havin "
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