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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I don't know if this is anxiety or not but I do know I have insomnia and my brain is playing "Toxic" by Britney Spears on a loop
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Blind Spots & Second Thoughts Podcast @blindspotsandsecondthoughts.com · 10/05/2026
Send Help is that one episode of Steven Universe where they get stuck on an island except Sam Raimi directed it (complimentary)
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Facebook started giving me random notifications for suggested friends. In my confusion, I clicked on one. And now I've taught Facebook that it can trick me into opening the app by showing me random friend suggestions. The programmers are desperate and it's kind of sad how far the app has fallen.
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Blind Spots & Second Thoughts Podcast @blindspotsandsecondthoughts.com · 27/04/2026
We’re always hiring single moms who lived a hard life down at Second Chances diner! It doesn’t matter what year it is, we will always put you in a 1950’s uniform. Check out our full podcast episode on the 1994 classic film Forrest Gump wherever you get your podcasts today!
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Love how you can be in the middle of a video on Instagram and then your finger accidentally grazes the screen and the video changes and the one you were watching is hidden away forever. Love that. Super great user design. Peak usability.
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I will never ever get tired of Great Value brands over performing on the Epicurious blind taste tests
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Getting a lot of questions about my "I'm not affiliated with Jeffery Epstein press conference" that were already answered by the press conference
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Sometimes I get on here looking for hot takes but then I read some of the comments and I'm like "oh yeah the barrier to entry is literally zero and this app is also filled with absolute morons"
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Why can't Walmart online be anywhere near as good as Amazon? It shouldn't be hard, Amazon sucks. But Walmart somehow sucks more?
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
An ad on the side of a truck advertising “man cereal,” with the slogan CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Six months without employment is starting to take its toll. I really feel like I'm starting to lose my shit.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 27/01/2026
"They told us what they were going to do. They published it. They put it on a website. And when it happened, the press was surprised." Hoo boy, everyone should bookmark this @parkermolloy.com piece & make sure everyone involved in media reads it.
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This is Literally the Job
Political journalists need to stop pretending they don't know what Republicans are going to do.
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
If you play Strip Mine in Magic the Gathering you are a bad person and I hate you
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Succession really was one of the most realistic shows
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This whole Jimmy Kimmel debacle is going to boil down to one thing: Does Disney feel it's in their best interest to stand up to the Trump Administration and defend their programming, or not? A thread: (Full disclosure -- I am not a lawyer)
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
People need to stop saying Kimmel was cancelled for specific comments. He was cancelled because Nexstar need government approval to buy a bunch of TV stations and they’re hoping throwing a talk show host Trump doesn’t like into a volcano will get them approval. That’s it.
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
You know that the economy is on a downturn when Northpark doesn't have their door valets out on a Sunday (this is a hyper-specific Dallas post)
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Steven Pumpkin Spice 🦇🎃 @silent0siris.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Alien Earth continues to be a perfect 7/10
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Am I the only one having a hard time getting into Alien Earth?
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I love that Lorde was New Zealand's goth darling but she discovered weed and then she was like I'm gonna make a beach album and make the cover my taint lol
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
So are they gonna get Joseph Kosinski to remake all of Tony Scott's films because... I could get on board with that
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Are we sure this isn't just an active imprint and Echo is going deep undercover? (But seriously good for her) ew.com/eliza-dushku...
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'Buffy' star Eliza Dushku enters new career in mental health counseling 8 years after last role
Nearly a decade after Eliza Dushku stepped away acting, the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' alum is embarking on a new career in mental health counseling: 'True calling.'
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 27/06/2025
If I traveled back in time to tell mid-20s me that bill kristol was now to the left of many mainstream dems and the drudge report was a useful website in tracking the authoritarian trump dynasty I'm pretty sure younger me would have had older me euthanized
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 09/06/2025
The folks hollering about “family values” are out here tearing families apart with unlawful ICE raids, militarized police, & the weaponization of government. All while ripping away food & healthcare from working-class families. Are the family values in the room with us?
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Transphobes saw Bugs Bunny fooling someone in drag and were confused by it sexually and made it their whole personality
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Shout out to everyone else who can determine how long they've been at their job by the increment of the number following their password after every forced password reset
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I believe in tipping generously but I also believe that if you say, "Guess you hated it, huh?" when encountering an empty plate you should automatically lose 5%
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Andor just makes me angrier and angrier at the sequel trilogy. Like they went through all this effort to defeat fascism but okay let's just undo it all with a new Death Star but bigger this time
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I 100% do not trust the Best Buy website to not crash but I'm also too scared that refreshing the page will lose my place in line for a switch 2...
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Anyone actually getting a switch 2 preorder to work anywhere?
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Mild controversial opinion: on the whole, Walmart bathrooms are nicer than Target's
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Yet when I say this to my partner...
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I don’t know what to say about this but I have to share it. A lot of people exaggerate and sensationalize but this appears to be a woman with a student visa being kidnapped by masked “officers” for writing a Pro-Palestine op-ed. How is this not just textbook authoritarian secret police shit?
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I defy you if you think differently
A still image of Harry the alien from the show Resident Alien. He is in alien form. It's honestly not the best still but I was lazy and it's what imgflip had. The caption reads: cake donuts are not real donuts, they are just ring-shaped cake!
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I love AppleTV+ and I am so happy that they've made and supported Severance, but I fucking HATE their big fullscreen ad that comes in way too soon during the end credits.
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
"Meesa give you all da kingdoms o da world, ifn yousa be bowing and worship me."
A coloring book page featuring the Star Wars characters Qui-Gon Jin (who resembles the Renaissance portrayal of white Jesus), and Jar-Jar Binks, a demonic looking alien dude, whispering in his ear with his hands on Qui-Gon's shoulders. There is a caption above the picture that reads, "Jesus being tempted by Satan in the desert."

Why do so many Star Wars characters have hyphenated names? What's that about, George?
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
One of the worst modern inventions is the meeting before the meeting to get ready for the meeting
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
One of the reasons that Apple and Netflix have superior streaming app experiences (regardless of price or library) is that at their core, they're both software companies instead of movie studios playing at being one
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Timothy Hyde @hydetimothy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Allegory alert!
Photo of a bald eagle under the headline "Bald eagle in Massachusetts euthanized after testing positive for bird flu"
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I am amazed at how useless Google Gemini is, and aside from the voice emulation, which is quite good, how much objectively worse it is than Google Assistant.
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Continuing my weeklong quest to bully @chilis.bsky.social into putting chili burgers back on the menu
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Blind Spots & Second Thoughts Podcast @blindspotsandsecondthoughts.com · 03/02/2025
What do you call people from Pennsylvania anyway? It's still undecided. Download and listen to our new podcast episode "Heather hasn't seen Groundhog Day" now! player.captivate.fm/episode/3097...
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Yes and I’ll add: they’re acting like this because they believe they have exactly one shot, and that it will be gone forever if they lose this round. It’s our job to prove their fears are justified.
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
They call them noble gasses but I've never seen them hold the door for anyone
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Really need all of Bluesky to rise up with me and bully @chilis.bsky.social until they put Chili burgers back on the menu. IT'S LITERALLY THEIR NAME!
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Random Rage @randomrage.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
LLMs are useful for peeks into alternate universes and not really much else
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