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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s giving Transatlantiscism
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The best Peanuts quite is clearly “I got a rock.“
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The buck stops anywhere but here.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not as much as I used to, but my early 20s was 90% spontaneous road trips with no destination in particular. Or being bored after the soul crushing call center gig and driving aimlessly around back roads with my roommate.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
static.klipy.com
The Bones Are Their Money
ALT: The Bones Are Their Money
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That reminds me of a bodycam video I saw where a casino AI facial recognition hit for a trespass. The guy had his ID, and vehicle registration that matched and showed he wasn’t the trespassed guy. Cop arrested him ”because the AI said it’s a 100% match“
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
and while we’re on the subject, what if his girlfriend were a child, would that be so wrong?!?! 🙄
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Venommo
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
We never block Jerry because if we do we can’t keep tabs on him. And blocking him is how he finds you! 😱
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My brain struggled for a long time to make sense of this image, wild!
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Synonym for fake art. Or fart for short.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Obligatory
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Suspect Guilty GIF
Alt: A man in a hot dog suit is surrounded by people in a clothing store. He’s saying “we’re all trying to find the guy who did this” after crashing his hot dog car through the storefront.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Counterpoint, I’m bad at saving excess money and a new car payment mostly stops me from needing to budget for emergency car maintenance.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If you pay $550 a month, you and the car are kind of a co-parenting type deal.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Damn, Sluggo is just over here on the cutting edge of trying to prevent communicable diseases and infections, no big deal.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
You’re getting there, maybe you’re more self-aware than I thought!
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Concern trolling doesn’t deserve genuine engagement. More importantly though, I saw you drop some great advice earlier, did you not realize it applies to you too? It was simple in its elegance: If that message annoys you, then stop responding to me
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I think they’re only supposed to do that when he’s under duress.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The great thing about being a human adult is I can still choose to have uninterrupted Cheese Time every day despite my lactose intolerance and consequent diarrhea.
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Paul Cohen @paulecohen.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
that feeling when you blow up the alliance system you spent 80 years patiently building, before realizing you kind of need it
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/03/2026
Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Oh, well golly, as long as the regime falls, then it will all be worth it to us somehow. That‘s something nobody has ever been promised before regarding regime change…
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Nah it’s fine, they’ll take an arm and a leg first.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Suddenly my puts on “Jerry stop!”s are looking preeeetty sweet.
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Military Times @militarytimes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole Amor was just days away from returning home to her husband and two children when a drone strike in Kuwait killed her and five others.
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US troops who died in Iran war remembered as devoted parents and soldiers
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole Amor was just days away from returning home to her husband and two children when a drone strike in Kuwait killed her and five others.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Strategery.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Asher Langton:
I heard Nancy Mace doesn't take illegal drugs of any kind.

Congresswoman Nancy Mace:
Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd.
This is what happens when you have someone who goes against the machine, like Trump. And like Trump she is suing the pants off ALL MEDIA who print it.… See more
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2026
Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
We all remember learning about the Revolutionary Law Enforcement in school.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Bad time to be a silly little guy in a serious and terrible world
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I went to the turd factory and I kept seeing turds, it was the craziest thing.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
That is obviously a sesame ball, I’m going to eat it, and you can’t stop me!
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
You can legally yell fire in that crowded theater in Inglourious Basterds but you still probably shouldn’t.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
When that little hand reaches out for him…
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a woman in a pink dress is holding a squirrel
Alt: Kristen Wiig is in a pink dress as her character Doonese, who has a tiny plastic doll hand for her right hand. She’s kissing a stuffed squirrel
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Don’t drive like my brother!
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Reminds me of the old C-Dogs in the best way!
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
She‘ll charge him a nickel a leaf to rake them for him.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Monday Mood
Vintage rugby poster depicting a bone-crunching flying tackle, with the words:
"Everything will kill you
So choose something fun"
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I’m kind of seeing a velociraptor claw. If they leaned into that I would even Be mad. Dinosaur with headphones.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Alternatively, they could switch their brain on for the first time. I’m not picky.
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Sean Howe @seanhowe.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Uh, negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
It’s okay though, because they’ll be good masters who reward their slaves with little treats and only rape them sometimes!
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ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social @ramshackleyogurt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Modern Kias have some wild styling and they seem to change drastically every few years, so this is remarkably smart considering they were dumb enough to buy the Cybertruck in the first place.
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