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Ramalina

@ramalina.bsky.social
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Naturalist, cider drinker, egalitarian, British Main Bastard. Fully vaccinated.

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Justin @jlentini09.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shared by a woman I would've used a steak knife
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Quiet Majority @majorityquiet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We loved this so much we just had to put English subtitles on it, apologies to the French speakers for our translation. But this is what it would look like here in the UK if Farage or Lowe or another of their ilk got their own way.
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 05/09/2026
Me reading histories of the Roman Empire: Rome was an astonishing combination of projection of military might, governance through co-option and a flourishing of a material culture. Me sorting pot shards in Colchester: Oh, it’s another vessel decorated with penises
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
James Bond: you think I haven’t faced death before? Supervillain: oh, I don’t expect you to die, Mr. Bond. I expect you to suffer. *opens travel funding reimbursement software I think you will find your motorboat rental and casino reservations especially complex James Bond: no. no. pls kill me
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Ramalina @ramalina.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This fountain has a statue of a cherub holding a fish; a trickle of chalky water comes out of the fish's mouth. The passing decades have almost hidden the statue under a cloak of tufa (limescale) and moss. The owners like it mossy but I was allowed a sample to ID. #moss #bryophytes
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I love it when people say they are going to vote Reform because its "time for a change" or "to let someone else have a go". Which is like saying "I tried putting this fire out with water and it hasn't worked yet, so I'm going to try petrol instead".
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Big Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Letting the population of Iran die of thirst to achieve the declared war goal of freeing them from their regime seems suboptimal to me. But I'm not as smart as the President of the United States, of course.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The hard part about propaganda is that the past changes so quickly you have no idea what will happen yesterday.
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Alex Finley @alexzfinley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rewrite great speeches for Trump: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what your country can do for me."
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Romania isn't really a country anyway.
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Illia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
In two weeks, Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine will have lasted as long as the entire World War I.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Forgot to wish city of Kiev happy 1544 birthday. This is what Moscow looked like 1544 years ago.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My strategy seems to be to hope Ukraine has fewer hospitals, apartment blocks and schools than Russia does oil terminals & weapons factories.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
202 years ago today, this stork was shot in the village of Klütz in northern Germany. It already had a 30-inch arrow in its neck. The arrow was made of African wood, and this first ‘Pfeilstorch’ (‘arrow stork’) played a pivotal role in the understanding of bird migration.
A stuffed stork with an arrow through its neck – it’s that very stork, now found in the zoological collection at the University of Rostock.
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Ramalina @ramalina.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Looking for slime moulds, found newt.
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Vatnik Soup @vatniksoup.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The toughest part of the 3 day "special military operation" is the first 5 years
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The word "might" is doing *a lot* of lifting here.
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Ramalina @ramalina.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Yesterday they were just lumpy white blobs on a log. Today, weird structures from the world of slime moulds.
Stemonitis fusca, probably
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been fucked up for so many by so few.
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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Golden sneakers. Scam phones. Red caps for asshats. Making China's Manufacturing Industry Great
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Mr Bumpton 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @ivorbumpton.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
CALL TO ACTION!!! Please support the decent journalists actually holding Farage to account. Please share far and wide! 👊💥👍
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
OTD in 1955 the Warsaw Pact was formed. A Russian led ‘defensive' alliance that repeatedly attacked itself, its members mysteriously left as soon as they could.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
There were more Russian vehicles in Kiev than at Moscow #VictoryDay parade. This means we are winning.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Day 1537 of my 3 day war. From this day forward, the Moscow Victory Day Parade will take place only by the consent of the President of Ukraine. I remain a master strategist.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The only way Reform can be stopped in the local elections if people vote tactically. So whatever you do, don’t go to StopReformUK.vote to check who to vote for in your area and DO NOT share this.
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Stop Reform and the Tories
Stop Reform and the Tories in the UK Parliament, Local Elections, the Senedd, and the Scottish Parliament.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Remember, vote Reform for an entitled prick who doesn't pay his tax and a grifting charlatan who is bought and paid for by a crypto billionaire.
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Christopher Mootham @chrismootham.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"Dear Diary, I was due to be on the Laura Kuenssberg show today, but pulled out because my blend of hot air, lies, corruption and fantasy bollocks would collapse under even the mildest scrutiny"
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I'm at the stage of wondering if we have more oil tanks than Ukraine has drones.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
OTD in 1941 the Soviets held a May Day parade in Moscow. So they invited their Nazis allies cos it would be rude not to.
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Crime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 01/05/2026
The more I travel outside of the UK and speak to other countries’ locals the more I realise how damaging the years of insane small boats media rhetoric has been for the UK. It has been totally over-inflated, portrayed as if we are a tiny island that has been overrun by a huge “invasion”
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I justified the £5 million donation from a crypto billionaire in Thailand by saying it was for security because my house had been fire-bombed. The arson attack happened the year AFTER I got the donation, but why let that spoil a good lie.
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Gerrymandering for dummies.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Day 1528 of my 3 day war. OTD in 1945 Adolf Hitler killed himself. A madman with unjustified historical grievances & territorial demands, he started a genocidal war & lost against a determined enemy. He spent his last days isolated in a bunker, detached from reality...
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Maria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
One small clarification: there will be no RUSSIAN military equipment at the May 9th Victory Day parade in Moscow.😉 There may be a Ukrainian card or two though. 🂡
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Lefty Retired Airline Pilot @leftyairlinepilot.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Kyiv had a mass shooting a few days ago that killed 6. A country that suffers hundreds of drone and ballistic missile attacks daily and a single mass shooting horrified the country.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/04/2026
When a king says you’re too kingy
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Maria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Okay, be honest – how many of you panicked today when AI stopped working and you realised you might have to switch from artificial intelligence to your own?
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 30/03/2026
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Sphagnum Moss @sphagnums.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Sphagnum capillifolium with a view #moss #bryophyte
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The Man In The Shed @themanintheshed.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The moon landing plan.....
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Last month in The Onion:
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RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in ...
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Bradders 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸🚴🌕☀️ @memarkyb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Vinyl signs showing no entry to ‘Big Dogs’, ‘Crawling Drunks’ and ‘Russian Pigs’ on a coffee shop in Kherson, Ukraine November 2023
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 14/04/2026
Trump’s “It’s a picture of me as doctor” defence is an intriguing double-play. 1. He thinks his supporters are stupid enough to believe it; and 2. He thinks his critics think he’s stupid enough to believe it.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 15/01/2026
Demonstrators apparently retrieved from the cars belonging to ICE these "challenge coins" that ICE mercenaries receive when they carry out arrests. This one is decorated with a skull wearing a crown. ICE mercenaries serve king death. They are evil incarnate.
A "coin" with a skull on it, held in a gloved hand.
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is pretty wild: US federal agents who participated in the "Operation Metro Surge" immigration enforcement operation in and around Minneapolis have been given "Trump-themed challenge coins adorned with skulls".
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Maria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Trump, in his latest round of Angry Words, keeps insisting the US has already won against Iran and throwing all the food off his high chair and onto the floor. So if you've already won as much as you say, what exactly is JD Vance negotiating in Islamabad with the Iranians?
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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
With the Triumphal Arch in Washington DC, what’s the triumph it is to commemorate?
Concept of a plan to build a Triumphal Arch in Washington DCTriumphal arch in Pyongyang, North Korea 🇰🇵 Baghdad, Iraq 🇮🇶 Moscow triumphant gate, st. Petersburg, Russia 🇷🇺
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Why did Melania deny something she wasn't being accused of??#Makes you wonder if some intelligence agency found out something she's been hiding and she's getting ahead of things
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
OTD in 1938 the Austrian Anschluss vote took place. A dictator had sent his army over the border to make sure the illegal referendum got the right result. Imagine that happening today.
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