Reposted by RamalinaJustin @jlentini09.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Shared by a woman I would've used a steak knife 994097987
Reposted by RamalinaQuiet Majority @majorityquiet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We loved this so much we just had to put English subtitles on it, apologies to the French speakers for our translation. But this is what it would look like here in the UK if Farage or Lowe or another of their ilk got their own way. 41715429
Reposted by RamalinaSean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 05/09/2026Me reading histories of the Roman Empire: Rome was an astonishing combination of projection of military might, governance through co-option and a flourishing of a material culture. Me sorting pot shards in Colchester: Oh, it’s another vessel decorated with penises 28710
Reposted by RamalinaTobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026James Bond: you think I haven’t faced death before? Supervillain: oh, I don’t expect you to die, Mr. Bond. I expect you to suffer. *opens travel funding reimbursement software I think you will find your motorboat rental and casino reservations especially complex James Bond: no. no. pls kill me 382280468
Ramalina @ramalina.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This fountain has a statue of a cherub holding a fish; a trickle of chalky water comes out of the fish's mouth. The passing decades have almost hidden the statue under a cloak of tufa (limescale) and moss. The owners like it mossy but I was allowed a sample to ID. #moss #bryophytes 1141
Reposted by RamalinaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I love it when people say they are going to vote Reform because its "time for a change" or "to let someone else have a go". Which is like saying "I tried putting this fire out with water and it hasn't worked yet, so I'm going to try petrol instead". 34991244
Reposted by RamalinaBig Bro Pashka @paschka.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Letting the population of Iran die of thirst to achieve the declared war goal of freeing them from their regime seems suboptimal to me. But I'm not as smart as the President of the United States, of course. 0101
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The hard part about propaganda is that the past changes so quickly you have no idea what will happen yesterday. 12749173
Reposted by RamalinaAlex Finley @alexzfinley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Rewrite great speeches for Trump: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what your country can do for me." 82508126
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Romania isn't really a country anyway. 2442746
Reposted by RamalinaIllia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 26/05/2026In two weeks, Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine will have lasted as long as the entire World War I. 211270447
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Forgot to wish city of Kiev happy 1544 birthday. This is what Moscow looked like 1544 years ago. 231229240
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026My strategy seems to be to hope Ukraine has fewer hospitals, apartment blocks and schools than Russia does oil terminals & weapons factories. 12581109
Reposted by RamalinaLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 21/05/2024202 years ago today, this stork was shot in the village of Klütz in northern Germany. It already had a 30-inch arrow in its neck. The arrow was made of African wood, and this first ‘Pfeilstorch’ (‘arrow stork’) played a pivotal role in the understanding of bird migration. 15428147
Reposted by RamalinaVatnik Soup @vatniksoup.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The toughest part of the 3 day "special military operation" is the first 5 years 1239264
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The word "might" is doing *a lot* of lifting here. 1956282
Ramalina @ramalina.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Yesterday they were just lumpy white blobs on a log. Today, weird structures from the world of slime moulds. 180
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been fucked up for so many by so few. 291352311
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Golden sneakers. Scam phones. Red caps for asshats. Making China's Manufacturing Industry Great 28038711319
Reposted by RamalinaMr Bumpton 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @ivorbumpton.bsky.social · 13/05/2026CALL TO ACTION!!! Please support the decent journalists actually holding Farage to account. Please share far and wide! 👊💥👍 5520821069
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026OTD in 1955 the Warsaw Pact was formed. A Russian led ‘defensive' alliance that repeatedly attacked itself, its members mysteriously left as soon as they could. 5594117
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/05/2026There were more Russian vehicles in Kiev than at Moscow #VictoryDay parade. This means we are winning. 241172260
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Day 1537 of my 3 day war. From this day forward, the Moscow Victory Day Parade will take place only by the consent of the President of Ukraine. I remain a master strategist. 16833156
Reposted by RamalinaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026The only way Reform can be stopped in the local elections if people vote tactically. So whatever you do, don’t go to StopReformUK.vote to check who to vote for in your area and DO NOT share this.stopreformuk.voteStop Reform and the ToriesStop Reform and the Tories in the UK Parliament, Local Elections, the Senedd, and the Scottish Parliament. 7190106
Reposted by RamalinaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Remember, vote Reform for an entitled prick who doesn't pay his tax and a grifting charlatan who is bought and paid for by a crypto billionaire. 12362108
Reposted by RamalinaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026"Dear Diary, I was due to be on the Laura Kuenssberg show today, but pulled out because my blend of hot air, lies, corruption and fantasy bollocks would collapse under even the mildest scrutiny" 35950266
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I'm at the stage of wondering if we have more oil tanks than Ukraine has drones. 2364194
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026OTD in 1941 the Soviets held a May Day parade in Moscow. So they invited their Nazis allies cos it would be rude not to. 18626194
Reposted by RamalinaCrime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 01/05/2026The more I travel outside of the UK and speak to other countries’ locals the more I realise how damaging the years of insane small boats media rhetoric has been for the UK. It has been totally over-inflated, portrayed as if we are a tiny island that has been overrun by a huge “invasion” 18512132
Reposted by RamalinaParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I justified the £5 million donation from a crypto billionaire in Thailand by saying it was for security because my house had been fire-bombed. The arson attack happened the year AFTER I got the donation, but why let that spoil a good lie. 1128392
Reposted by RamalinaMichael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Gerrymandering for dummies. 22823355
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Day 1528 of my 3 day war. OTD in 1945 Adolf Hitler killed himself. A madman with unjustified historical grievances & territorial demands, he started a genocidal war & lost against a determined enemy. He spent his last days isolated in a bunker, detached from reality... 31621120
Reposted by RamalinaMaria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 28/04/2026One small clarification: there will be no RUSSIAN military equipment at the May 9th Victory Day parade in Moscow.😉 There may be a Ukrainian card or two though. 🂡 513718
Reposted by RamalinaLefty Retired Airline Pilot @leftyairlinepilot.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Kyiv had a mass shooting a few days ago that killed 6. A country that suffers hundreds of drone and ballistic missile attacks daily and a single mass shooting horrified the country. 1148496
Reposted by RamalinaAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/04/2026When a king says you’re too kingy 10255771300
Reposted by RamalinaMaria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Okay, be honest – how many of you panicked today when AI stopped working and you realised you might have to switch from artificial intelligence to your own? 17558
Reposted by RamalinaSphagnum Moss @sphagnums.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Sphagnum capillifolium with a view #moss #bryophyte 26610
Reposted by RamalinaThe Man In The Shed @themanintheshed.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The moon landing plan..... 0102
Reposted by RamalinaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Last month in The Onion:theonion.comRFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in ... 295109062218
Reposted by RamalinaSean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 14/04/2026Trump’s “It’s a picture of me as doctor” defence is an intriguing double-play. 1. He thinks his supporters are stupid enough to believe it; and 2. He thinks his critics think he’s stupid enough to believe it. 2918127
Reposted by RamalinaCrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 15/01/2026Demonstrators apparently retrieved from the cars belonging to ICE these "challenge coins" that ICE mercenaries receive when they carry out arrests. This one is decorated with a skull wearing a crown. ICE mercenaries serve king death. They are evil incarnate. 622479828
Reposted by RamalinaChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 11/04/2026This is pretty wild: US federal agents who participated in the "Operation Metro Surge" immigration enforcement operation in and around Minneapolis have been given "Trump-themed challenge coins adorned with skulls". 65509140
Reposted by RamalinaMaria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Trump, in his latest round of Angry Words, keeps insisting the US has already won against Iran and throwing all the food off his high chair and onto the floor. So if you've already won as much as you say, what exactly is JD Vance negotiating in Islamabad with the Iranians? 610223
Reposted by RamalinaH I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 11/04/2026With the Triumphal Arch in Washington DC, what’s the triumph it is to commemorate? 4216118
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Why did Melania deny something she wasn't being accused of??#Makes you wonder if some intelligence agency found out something she's been hiding and she's getting ahead of things 2964273
Reposted by RamalinaDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026OTD in 1938 the Austrian Anschluss vote took place. A dictator had sent his army over the border to make sure the illegal referendum got the right result. Imagine that happening today. 11756157