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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From things that can and cannot be said
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok. Why?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 29/08/2026
The Trump administration is quietly using a little-known customs law to obtain private records on journalists and activists without a judge's sign-off, according to a new report.
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Terror as Trump admin secretly seizes citizens' private records without judge's sign-off
The Trump administration is quietly using a little-known customs law to obtain private records on journalists and activists without a judge's sign-off, according to a new report.The Department of Homeland Security has been leaning on a customs-import provision to demand phone logs, social media acco...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: glamorous stage presentation for a Lifetime Achievement Award. The award is being presented to “Gug Rockberg”, who invented fire. Next to his name is a black and white headshot photo. The presenter extends her arm to welcome Gug Rockberg to the stage. Panel 2: mister Rockberg is being wheeled onstage by a young woman. He looks like a shriveled, impossibly old potato with no musculature. Panel 3: the crowd applauds as Rockberg receives his award. One audience member remarks, “dang, he’s still around?”
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Peppermint likes her new bandana.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
James Donald Bowman, with a degree in philosophy and the job of politician, has a fake name, degree and job
Vance: A lot of the people who are going and getting 4-year degrees, they're not like engineers and doctors. They have fake jobs
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bored pitbull Peppermint.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Absolute must-watch from @skepchick.org today. Only criticism would be that it doesn’t dig into Ryan Grim’s disgusting rape apologies this morning, but likely because it was recorded before she had a chance to see it’s
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The Leftists who Mocked Graham Platner's Victims
YouTube video by Rebecca Watson (Skepchick)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"she asked for it"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now
WASHINGTON—Saying the nation had enjoyed a perfectly adequate amount of dribbling, passing, and loud chanting, a new report published Tuesday confirmed that was enough soccer for now. “Welp, that was ...
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 05/07/2026
I want this to be a painting
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral notepad is held by an off-panel individual. The notepad reads: TO DO: Peek out from behind a rock; Open and close mouth repeatedly. Panel 2: it’s a moray eel
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Final showing of three movies at one of my local theaters tonight. Obsession nearing sellout, while Masters of the Universe and Spielberg’s Disclosure Day lag way behind. Masters appears to only have five seats sold for this showing. Obsession is in its fifth weekend.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This aged well.
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JALEN BRUNSON ISN'T THE ANSWER 😤 - Stephen A. | Stephen A's World
YouTube video by ESPN
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just got out of a 2:00pm showing of Obsession and the theater was about 90% full… on its fifth weekend.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Looking very awake sir!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Voted yesterday in the Cali primary for Steyer, and, if you're voting today, you should listen to this before you vote for Becerra
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a marlin under water is hooked on a fishing line. The marlin thinks to himself, “after all these years… I’m caught.” Panel 2: the marlin breaches the surface as he is pulled closer to the boat. He continues, “the ultimate fisherman to match my power.” Panel 3: the marlin looks absolutely gobsmacked to see that the ultimate fisherman in question is actually a little girl with pigtails and a pink Hello Kitty fishing rod. The little girl’s father, standing halfway out of frame, giddily exclaims, “honey, get the camera! Abby’s first fish!”
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@littlecaesars.bsky.social please fix
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Nevermind
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a (presumed) scientist is seated at a table next to a giant ground sloth. There is a an iPod connected to a speaker on the table (Note to Gen Z and Gen Alpha readers: an iPod is a pocket size portable electronic device on which you can download and play music, but which typically does not have the ability to access the internet or take phone calls.) The scientist says, “Giant ground sloth, you’ve been un-extincted. Do you have any questions?” Panel 2: the ground sloth remarks on the music playing from the iPod, which is shown to be Nirvana’s hit album “Nevermind”. It says, “this band rocks! They still tour?” Panel 3: the scientists face contorts with emotion as he gently rests his hand on the giant paw of the ground sloth.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman with a pained look on her face sits at a cafe table outside. She says to her boyfriend sitting across from her, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: the boyfriend, straining and seemingly looking at something else behind her, says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now.” Behind her on the sidewalk is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap sitting confidently on a parked motorcycle. The woman is looking annoyed at her distracted boyfriend.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/04/2026
This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)
a light brown pit bull wearing a maroon shirt sits with her ears pinned back and looks up in our direction. a hand is holding a chewed up certificate in the foreground. the signed certificate is for completion of basic obedience, and it's filled out to Maya la Pitbull. in her obedience class she was taught not to eat homework, but no one said anything about diplomas.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Just saw a cybertruck owner go through an Arby’s drive thru during BREAKFAST then park outside, presumably to eat in in their truck. Seems about right.
Cybertruck parked outside an Arby’s during breakfast.
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
BE A SURVIVOR ! Milkshake is no longer afraid, she’s a survivor and always has been. Have a nice evening to anyone reading this.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
*many people are saying* it sure looks like the White House wrote this for Pakistan’s PM, who posted it then quickly deleted the top part 😬
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 05/04/2026
The government’s “temporary” 21-month drone ban—that covers the entire country, and shields federal agents from being recorded—is an attempt to avoid accountability. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
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The FAA’s “Temporary” Flight Restriction for Drones is a Blatant
Legal intern Raj Gambhir was the principal author of this post.The Trump administration has restricted the First Amendment right to record law enforcement by issuing an unprecedented nationwide
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@aljazeera.com reporting that the second airman was recently recovered by the US after some kind of battle with Iranian forces. Not seeing this reported by any western sources.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@kyleedwardball.bsky.social this film manages to hold the entire family’s attention. Love Skinamarink.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Found this beauty handling out this morning. She was kind enough to show off for a pic.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
CB Bucknor has had six (6) pitch calls overturned already. He’s seven innings into his first game behind the plate during the ABS era. Dude should just retire.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Next week there will be another existential boogeyman designed to discourage you from pursuing art. There will always be a mosquito in your ear trying to convince you your creativity has no value. Let this Sora situation be a lesson. Stop getting pushed around by scammers. Make art
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Kid found a 7” black and white TV and is playing Fortnite on it. These Gen Alpha kids are a different breed.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Ms. Peppermint getting her first ever groom this morning. Groomers were having so much fun, they decided to paint her nails. 💅
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends at a table in a bar. One of them says, “here we go.” Panel 2: He continues, “Derek is doing his pickup routine again.” Derek is person-sized anole lizard in a brown leather jacket. He’s at the bar, drink in hand, extending his dulap (the red, retractable piece of flesh under a lizards neck) at a woman sitting next to him. Panel 3: the two friends at the table are dumbfounded to see Derek successfully attracted this woman, and they are leaving the bar together.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a mouse dancing. He’s really letting loose. A cat watches closely. Panel 2: two other mice watch from a distance. One says into a walkie talkie, “that’s it, Carl…” Panel 3: Carl the mouse is really losing himself to the dance. The cat slowly approaches, not noticing the contraption above it - a hammer dangling from a rope being hoisted by some other mice. He’s walking right under the trap. The mouse continues over the walkie talkie, “that’s it…”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/02/2026
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This is how you charge a pit bull.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
👇👇
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Later: Wyatt and the girl who he bumped into flirting on the couch.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/01/2026
Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda
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