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@ralphsomething.bsky.social
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 4h
He was still alive?
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 17h
The free agent class this winter looks to be historically bad. Gonna need to swing a big trade to bring in more power.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that what he told his sister?
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alito will announce his retirement after election night if Dems win so that the lame duck Republicans can vote on his replacement.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Here in America we got a lot of guys with lifted trucks and guns talking about ‘Don’t Tread On Me’, but there’s a 19 year old bisexual in Paris actually about it right now.”
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We don’t riot enough
YouTube video by Stavros Halkias
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This offense is playing like they were in April/May/June.
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From things that can and cannot be said
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They are getting rid of people in the chain of command who they think will refuse to carry out unconstitutional orders when the time comes.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s back!
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Crochet gets that spot
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heck yeah!
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She’s done.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why Anne Hathaway?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone went to journalism school for this.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok. Why?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Should probably keep him on the big squad.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 29/08/2026
The Trump administration is quietly using a little-known customs law to obtain private records on journalists and activists without a judge's sign-off, according to a new report.
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Terror as Trump admin secretly seizes citizens' private records without judge's sign-off
The Trump administration is quietly using a little-known customs law to obtain private records on journalists and activists without a judge's sign-off, according to a new report.The Department of Homeland Security has been leaning on a customs-import provision to demand phone logs, social media acco...
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hope Story stays down.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pretty swing
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Now he’s a Red Sox.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dude needs a long rehab stint to prove he can hit. Don’t want this guy on the team until he proves himself.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yes
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
His all star snub is going to look real funny when he wins the Cy Young.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: glamorous stage presentation for a Lifetime Achievement Award. The award is being presented to “Gug Rockberg”, who invented fire. Next to his name is a black and white headshot photo. The presenter extends her arm to welcome Gug Rockberg to the stage. Panel 2: mister Rockberg is being wheeled onstage by a young woman. He looks like a shriveled, impossibly old potato with no musculature. Panel 3: the crowd applauds as Rockberg receives his award. One audience member remarks, “dang, he’s still around?”
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Who cares
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Peppermint likes her new bandana.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That’s a balk.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Who cares
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That was really pathetic to see. So over this guy.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Not a big fan of Breslow but this doesn’t seem like an inherently bad move.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Mmmm, El Mayo
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Homer Simpson Drools with Anticipation
ALT: Homer Simpson Drools with Anticipation
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wait a sec… was this all a ruse to hide Lindsey’s sex change operation?
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s a criminal organization masquerading as a religion.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Do not let Story, Anthony, or Meyer anywhere near this team. Nice long rehabs
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That’s fine.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yo a couple of those iced coffees are overly deprived of creamer.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Also for anyone familiar with Philly, kinda sad to see nothing but alabaster in the Citizen’s Bank crowd. I get why but… man.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why didn’t he call? Did he not know what 911 is?
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
😂
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Literal dictator stuff here.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“Not trying to be political” even though he declined in 2018 😂. He gave some limp excuse for going last year as they were ramping up their deportation/murder machine. Dodgers are pro-Trump, pro-ICE.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ah… 14 walks in four innings. That’ll do it.
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yeah I just tuned in. Trying to figure out why it’s in the 4th almost 2 hours in…
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ralphsomething.bsky.social @ralphsomething.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Probably diarrhea’d all over the floors and walls during his heart attack.
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