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Ralph

@ralphhelm.bsky.social
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I make pretty moving pictures for TV, brands, and other stuff.

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love making cosplay pieces for my kids. Really happy how this one turned out.
A helmet made of EVA foam in the shape of a cartoon-like TV set with a white screen that acts as a face, including a protruding nose and drawn on mouth. There are 2 antenna on the top with purple balls on the top of each.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Are You An Angel? Anakin and Padme
Alt: A young boy sits on a counter in a shop that sells junk parts to space ships and droids. He is talking to a young woman who is standing and looking around the shop. Text at the bottom of the image reads, “Are you an angel?”
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 31/08/2026
🚨AMNESIA FORTNIGHT 2026 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN IS LIVE 🚨  Help us keep making weird and wondrous games; 26 amazing game pitches await your votes, and in the end, one prototype will emerge victorious! The fate of THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE is in your hands! 🌌 www.dfaf2026.com
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not Tim Curry too! Such a class act. In my headcanon, I’m going with he waited until today to give Dolly her own day of mourning.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’ve reached peak #dadjoke - and hoo boy did we all need a laugh today.
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Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 24/08/2026
My neighbors cannot catch a break. Last year their coffee truck was destroyed in a fire, and now, their son Cam is in CHOC with a pretty nasty head injury. If you can help, they own a small business and can't work while Cam is in PICU. Please share! spot.fund/szqq19qsc
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Welp, no road trip would be complete without some sort of vehicle trouble. This time, the brakes are making a terrible noise. So yeah…my Venmo is the same as my username. Siiiiigh.
A white Chevy Suburban sits in a parking spot broken down. The rear drivers door is open.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So happy for @felicia.day and the entire The Guild team! That series was a beacon to me during some very dark times in my life. If you have some extra coin to throw, you can help make their upcoming project incredible! And the bundles they're offering are so good! www.kickstarter.com/projects/fel...
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The Guild: Ren Faire'd
Help us celebrate The Guild's upcoming 20th anniversary by making the most epic renfaire movie of all time!
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Knowing that Andrew Tate and his brother are currently in jail automatically made this weekend so much better.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We’ll take good care of him up here.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's been so devastating to see talented folks in the games industry lose their jobs these past few years/weeks/days. Watching the Assassin's Creed: Black Flag RESYNCED trailer & get misty-eyed. The artistry on display is breathtaking. And I wonder - why is their work not valued & appreciated?
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh, how grateful I've been for the counterprogramming of Wimbledon these past several days. Nice to stay out of the muck and corruption of the other major sporting event happening concurrently. And DANG the tennis has been a *blast* to watch this year!
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
God, it's so fun and wild.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
To the folks at @compulsiongames.bsky.social and @ninjatheory.com - can't tell you how many hours I put into "Devil May Cry" and DANG I loved the world of "We Happy Few." Y'all deserve all the success and good things in life for what you've brought into the world.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Watching MSFT stumble so hard with the game studios they've acquired makes me so very sad for the immensely talented & creative teams who'll be impacted by all of this. @doublefine.com has always been one of my very favorite game studios - a pre-order or day-one game purchase studio for me.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Also, watching my kid hurt hurts more than any hurt I’ve ever felt. Oof.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Walking your kid through a tough & painful decision at 1 am in the morning is the part of parenting nothing prepares you for. But getting to be the ear they want to tell, and the shoulder that they want to lean on & cry on is the utmost privilege - one I’ll never take for granted. Love them so much.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We’ve been waiting since September for this. Sharing this experience with my 2 oldest kids is making it all the more special.
Interior of the 18,000-seat Kia Forum in Los Angeles. The shot is taken towards the back of the venue, where you can see a stage set up for a show. The number 50 is prominently displayed on a wide panel obscuring the stage.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ah, what a view…? The beauty of Inglewood, CA is unmatched.
An empty, triangular brown lot of land with a barely half finished paved road and specks of greenery gives way to a white and black office park toward the horizon, and a gray office building to the right. In the distance, through the haze and smog, one can barely see a distant skyline.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
LA friends: headed your way today - Friday to see a certain Canadian band with my 2 oldest. This is me saying, HELLOOOOO!
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Wore my “The Officially Unofficial Wesley Crusher Fan Club” shirt out and about today, and 2 people at Trader Joe’s looked down at my shirt, smiled, then looked up at me with a nod of approval. Lot of @wilwheaton.net fans in the Everett, WA area today.
A black shirt with a graphic depicting Wesley Crusher from STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION crossing his arms and wearing a shirt with red, yellow, and blue stripes placed horizontally across the top just below the shoulders. Around the graphic, the words “The Officially Unofficial Wesley Crusher Fan Club” appear in a circle with yellow text.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@vulture.com putting a story behind a paywall about a known abuser and what he’s doing to one of his victims is peak late-stage capitalism and about as gross as you can get. Oh, and fuck Neil Gaiman.
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Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 12/05/2026
BSky, help! Friend is a full stack generalist, w/enterprise data engineering experience. Swiss Army knife, fast learner. Just lost his job; he's sole breadwinner. Bay Area, remote preferably (family needs), but open to Oakland/SF hybrid. It's critical. Repost for reach, thank you ❤️
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Question: why are kitchen trash cans so dang expensive? Like…everything is expensive right now because…(flails hands in the air pointing at everything going on)…but, it’s a trash can. With a lid. And maybe one of those foot pressy things to open said lid. And BOOM! $230! Whyyyyy?!
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My oldest created me, their younger sibling, and a bunch of their friends in Tomogachi Life: Living the Dream, and the accuracy is quite uncanny.
A screenshot of the game Tomogachi Life: Living the Dream featuring two minis sitting next to a fire in front of a house.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hot take: the AVATAR movies are animated films.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It has begin. My quest to romance Strahd continues.
Four sets of 7-piece dice sit on a cork mat. There are blue, purple, white, and earthen tone dice. Behind, miniature figurines are on a gridded mat battling it out.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hey that “Art of…” book is pretty dang great.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The fact that this is a thing that exists is pretty dang cool. Do I want it or do I need it?
A hand holds a book called “Magic the Gathering: Cuisines of the Multiverse - The Official Cookbook,” with a cover featuring images of several foods and drinks.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is not where I was hoping to be exactly 2 months later. The stomach bug I’ve been dealing with for 72 hours has messed up stuff with the meds I’m on. I’m likely to be admitted to get some meds onboard that will resolve it. And, it’s Kid 3’s birthday today. I’m feeling really down and sad.
The exterior of a building with the sun rising behind it. The building has a sign with the word EMERGENCY on it.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Waffling between a 4,5, and 12.
The image displays a 3x4 grid containing photos of the musical artist Prince with a multitude of different facial expressions.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This kid has once again shown amazing money management skills and saved up their own hard-earned cash to purchase the guitar they wanted. So proud of them.
A smiling person in a flannel shirt sits in a brown leather chair holding a blue acoustic guitar. Behind them are rows and rows of acoustic guitars on the wall.
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 09/04/2026
For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Slowly but surely I'm starting to feel better. It's gorgeous outside today in the PNW. Walked to my favorite coffee shop to work. Energy is slowly returning. I'm now solidly under 250 lbs (247 this morning). The Artemis II crew continues to make me cry and feel all the feelings. There's your update.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
So excited! Congrats to all who worked on it.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.
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a man wearing glasses and a black shirt waving his hand
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a black shirt blowing a kiss and waving his hand.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
4 weeks ago today, I stopped by an urgent care because I thought I had pulled a muscle. Well…I kinda did. An important one. Turns out I had a full blockage in a vein on the outer part of my heart. So yeah…I got to add heart attack to my resume.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Well this is a fun memory. We love @annewheaton.bsky.social book!
A mother and child reading a book called “PIGGY AND PUG” by Anne Wheaton
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/02/2026
Rubin: "There is at least one witness for whom 3 interviews with the FBI in in 2019 are missing [from the Epstein files]. What's the big deal? We can also confirm she is the same person who in a 2025 FBI presentation is identified as accusing Trump of a sexual assault when she was between 13 and 15"
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Oh nooooo!!!
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
About the last 12 hours.
Interior of a doctor’s office. Cart with a computer on it. Cabinets and countertops with various signs talking about your right to care. Text on the photo reads “my turn for urgent care. Been feeling a bit off since the weekend.”A person sits in a emergency room hospital bed. Wearing a yellow mask and glasses. Their hand up in a gesture of you’ve got to be kidding me. The text on the screen reads “I’ve been upgrading. Or something.”Photo of same person from before in a hospital gown, sitting in a hospital bed, this time different room. Text on the screen reads “update: guess I had a blockage in my heart along with a bunch of tiny ones in the wee little vessels. Thing is I feel fine.“
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 10/02/2026
Launching soon: Laser Joan & the Rayguns! A one-shot about rock n Roll and friendship, with spies, guitar solos and helicopters! Reprinting the DHP 3 part tale on its 10th anniversary. Follow the campaign now, so you don't miss a beat.
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Coming soon: Laser Joan and the Rayguns
A 24 pg one shot adventure comic about an all-female rock band collecting the three stories that originally ran in DARK HORSE PRESENTS.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Now I’ve got you dropping secrets…I’ll bow out before you spill more beans.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Dude, love this for you. Hope it’s super successful.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Hell yeah. Instant order.
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
“No, we will *not* fix it in post. We will film it right the first time, you nebulous twatwaffle!”
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 02/02/2026
Want to see what a dream coming true looks like? What to hear what it sounds like? Also: Be cool, Wil. Stephen King typed out your name, and you absolutely can NOT make it weird. Be. Cool.
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Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 27/01/2026
demand more resignations and prosecutions, this isn't close to enough accountability
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Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Felt like I needed to say this again today.
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