Reposted by RalphLisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.  329252965776
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I love making cosplay pieces for my kids. Really happy how this one turned out. 000
Reposted by RalphDouble Fine @doublefine.com · 31/08/2026🚨AMNESIA FORTNIGHT 2026 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN IS LIVE 🚨 Help us keep making weird and wondrous games; 26 amazing game pitches await your votes, and in the end, one prototype will emerge victorious! The fate of THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE is in your hands! 🌌 www.dfaf2026.com 24418240
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Not Tim Curry too! Such a class act. In my headcanon, I’m going with he waited until today to give Dolly her own day of mourning. 000
Reposted by RalphAshley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 24/08/2026My neighbors cannot catch a break. Last year their coffee truck was destroyed in a fire, and now, their son Cam is in CHOC with a pretty nasty head injury. If you can help, they own a small business and can't work while Cam is in PICU. Please share! spot.fund/szqq19qscspot.fundClick here to support Jordan Harrison's story *HelpCamRecover*spotfund is the easiest place to create beautiful and free online fundraisers. It takes just minutes to start raising money today. 173
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Welp, no road trip would be complete without some sort of vehicle trouble. This time, the brakes are making a terrible noise. So yeah…my Venmo is the same as my username. Siiiiigh. 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026So happy for @felicia.day and the entire The Guild team! That series was a beacon to me during some very dark times in my life. If you have some extra coin to throw, you can help make their upcoming project incredible! And the bundles they're offering are so good! www.kickstarter.com/projects/fel...kickstarter.comThe Guild: Ren Faire'dHelp us celebrate The Guild's upcoming 20th anniversary by making the most epic renfaire movie of all time! 011
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Knowing that Andrew Tate and his brother are currently in jail automatically made this weekend so much better. 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It's been so devastating to see talented folks in the games industry lose their jobs these past few years/weeks/days. Watching the Assassin's Creed: Black Flag RESYNCED trailer & get misty-eyed. The artistry on display is breathtaking. And I wonder - why is their work not valued & appreciated? 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Oh, how grateful I've been for the counterprogramming of Wimbledon these past several days. Nice to stay out of the muck and corruption of the other major sporting event happening concurrently. And DANG the tennis has been a *blast* to watch this year! 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Watching MSFT stumble so hard with the game studios they've acquired makes me so very sad for the immensely talented & creative teams who'll be impacted by all of this. @doublefine.com has always been one of my very favorite game studios - a pre-order or day-one game purchase studio for me. 100
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Also, watching my kid hurt hurts more than any hurt I’ve ever felt. Oof. 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Walking your kid through a tough & painful decision at 1 am in the morning is the part of parenting nothing prepares you for. But getting to be the ear they want to tell, and the shoulder that they want to lean on & cry on is the utmost privilege - one I’ll never take for granted. Love them so much. 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026We’ve been waiting since September for this. Sharing this experience with my 2 oldest kids is making it all the more special. 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Ah, what a view…? The beauty of Inglewood, CA is unmatched. 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026LA friends: headed your way today - Friday to see a certain Canadian band with my 2 oldest. This is me saying, HELLOOOOO! 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Wore my “The Officially Unofficial Wesley Crusher Fan Club” shirt out and about today, and 2 people at Trader Joe’s looked down at my shirt, smiled, then looked up at me with a nod of approval. Lot of @wilwheaton.net fans in the Everett, WA area today. 010
Reposted by RalphAshley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 12/05/2026BSky, help! Friend is a full stack generalist, w/enterprise data engineering experience. Swiss Army knife, fast learner. Just lost his job; he's sole breadwinner. Bay Area, remote preferably (family needs), but open to Oakland/SF hybrid. It's critical. Repost for reach, thank you ❤️ 12021
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Question: why are kitchen trash cans so dang expensive? Like…everything is expensive right now because…(flails hands in the air pointing at everything going on)…but, it’s a trash can. With a lid. And maybe one of those foot pressy things to open said lid. And BOOM! $230! Whyyyyy?! 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026My oldest created me, their younger sibling, and a bunch of their friends in Tomogachi Life: Living the Dream, and the accuracy is quite uncanny. 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The fact that this is a thing that exists is pretty dang cool. Do I want it or do I need it? 020
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026This is not where I was hoping to be exactly 2 months later. The stomach bug I’ve been dealing with for 72 hours has messed up stuff with the meds I’m on. I’m likely to be admitted to get some meds onboard that will resolve it. And, it’s Kid 3’s birthday today. I’m feeling really down and sad. 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026This kid has once again shown amazing money management skills and saved up their own hard-earned cash to purchase the guitar they wanted. So proud of them. 010
Reposted by RalphGhoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 09/04/2026For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice 494623662
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Slowly but surely I'm starting to feel better. It's gorgeous outside today in the PNW. Walked to my favorite coffee shop to work. Energy is slowly returning. I'm now solidly under 250 lbs (247 this morning). The Artemis II crew continues to make me cry and feel all the feelings. There's your update. 110
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a black shirt waving his handAlt: a man wearing glasses and a black shirt blowing a kiss and waving his hand. 010
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 18/03/20264 weeks ago today, I stopped by an urgent care because I thought I had pulled a muscle. Well…I kinda did. An important one. Turns out I had a full blockage in a vein on the outer part of my heart. So yeah…I got to add heart attack to my resume. 220
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Well this is a fun memory. We love @annewheaton.bsky.social book! 000
Reposted by RalphAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/02/2026Rubin: "There is at least one witness for whom 3 interviews with the FBI in in 2019 are missing [from the Epstein files]. What's the big deal? We can also confirm she is the same person who in a 2025 FBI presentation is identified as accusing Trump of a sexual assault when she was between 13 and 15" 14961502640
Reposted by RalphAdam P Knave @adampknave.com · 10/02/2026Launching soon: Laser Joan & the Rayguns! A one-shot about rock n Roll and friendship, with spies, guitar solos and helicopters! Reprinting the DHP 3 part tale on its 10th anniversary. Follow the campaign now, so you don't miss a beat.kickstarter.comComing soon: Laser Joan and the RaygunsA 24 pg one shot adventure comic about an all-female rock band collecting the three stories that originally ran in DARK HORSE PRESENTS. 22616
Reposted by RalphWil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 02/02/2026Want to see what a dream coming true looks like? What to hear what it sounds like? Also: Be cool, Wil. Stephen King typed out your name, and you absolutely can NOT make it weird. Be. Cool. 911866131
Reposted by RalphAshley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 27/01/2026demand more resignations and prosecutions, this isn't close to enough accountability 0144
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Don’t hesitate to say, “As you wish,” to the people you love today. Hold them close. Cherish them and never waste a moment. 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I’m devastated by the news of the loss of one of my favorite film directors of all time. May his family find peace during this unbelievably difficult time. 010
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 12/12/2025So, the bills for our Young Jedi’s two ER visits have finally come through. Y’all, this is *after* insurance. If you’re looking for a way to help, here’s our link & if you don’t like that platform, I have a Venmo as well. Everything this year has been, well, a lot to be honest. gofund.me/55e276ac7gofund.meDonate to Help the Helm Family With Medical Bills, organized by Ralph HelmThat face you see above this here text is S. She is 11 years old, the 3rd of 4 sibl… Ralph Helm needs your support for Help the Helm Family With Medical Bills 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 11/12/2025If you created anything this year that you're immensely proud of, and you never once used AI in the process, you deserve all your flowers. And this random guy on Bluesky is so very proud of you. Please share it with the class so we can all properly all, "oooh" and "ahhh" over it! 010
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Why is it that I’m still baffled and surprised to see someone unironically driving around in a cyber truck?media.tenor.coma donkey from shrek says that is nasty !Alt: a donkey from shrek says that is nasty ! 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Seeing AVATAR get a "Cinematic and Box Office Achievement" nomination weeks before its release makes me wonder what specific dirt JC has on the HFPA. Mind you, *everyone* has dirt on them, for sure. But still... 010
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.media.tenor.coma man stands in a field with a bunch of clothes hanging from a ropeAlt: a man walks into a town under a bunch of shoes hanging from a rope 010
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 21/11/2025If you can even chip in a few bucks, it could really help these folks. Those small acts of kindness mean the world to those of us who've been there. 010
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 19/11/2025"Shut up, piggy." May your children grow up and choose to *never* be like the person you voted into office. Twice. May they see him for what he is: a cruel, hateful bully. May they be the ones that break the cycle in your family tree and say, "Never again." 100
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Capitalism means taking a work-related Teams call from an auto repair shop because of an unexpected problem with your car that you can't afford. Happy Tuesday! 010
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 18/11/2025To calm my nerves I watched @realgdt.bsky.social “Frankenstein” with my two oldest kids tonight. We were FLOORED by it. What a stunning piece of cinema. It’s gorgeous. The performances are outstanding. To the entire cast, crew, and gifted artisans that breathed life into this, thank you. 000
Ralph @ralphhelm.bsky.social · 18/11/2025My mom goes into surgery tomorrow morning to have a cancerous tumor from her tongue. It will be a VERY long recovery where she’ll likely not be able to talk for several months. If you could send up a prayer or good thought for her, we’d appreciate it. Fuck cancer. 000
Reposted by RalphTimOfLegend @timoflegend.bsky.social · 18/11/2025RIP to a games industry pioneer and legend, Rebecca Heineman (@burgerbecky.bsky.social) If your unfamiliar, look her up. Her career is like the story of videogames itself. 172241519