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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife

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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 5: Public/Semi-public what if they took Ned prisoner, tied him to the mast, and then Stede paid him a visit in the middle of the night... #gentlefiddle #ofmdnsfw
Comic page.
Top panel: Ned tied to the mast of the ship. It's night time, his eyes are closed.
Bottom left top panel: Closeup on Ned's eyes opening.
Bottom left bottom panel: Ned, from the shoulders up, smirking. Text reads "Well, well."
Bottom right panel: Stede, waist up, looking aggravated. Ned's dialogue continues, saying "I guess Blackbeard couldn't satisfy you?".Comic page.
Top panel left: Stede from the shoulders up, scowling. He says "We're taking it slow."
Top panel right: Ned from the shoulders up, looking smug. He says "Oh, I'm sure."
Middle panels are a set of three, closeup on Stede's right hand, first just resting at his side, then lifting, then reaching out. Text boxes at the top of the first panel and the bottom of the last panel say "but we both know-...-what you're here for."
Bottom panel: Closeup of Stede and Ned facing each other in profile, Stede on the left and Ned on the right. View is from shoulders to chin. Stede's hand is resting on Ned's chest, Ned is smirking. Ned says "Go on, then.".Stede is leaning into Ned, still tied to the mast. They are kissing, both their eyes closed, with Stede's right leg pressed between Ned's legs. Ned's pants are pulled down to his thighs, and Stede's right hand is on Ned's hip, keeping his top layers out of the way. Stede's left hand is gripping both their dicks.
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LMAO INCREDIBLE
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
wandering the wasteland in search of enlightenment
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
u still wrong 4 this btw
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
woe #gentlefiddle kiss be upon ye
Stede on the left, Ned on the right, kissing. Stede's face is partially obscured behind Ned's. Ned has his eyes closed.
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it still feels crazy to me that in another universe I was prolly a lestat girlie or obsessed w hannibal but in THIS universe this beautiful insane man somehow got to me first i love him so much 😭 like even tho I'm heavy in some other fandoms rn, he is still my husband & always will be #nedlow #📜
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
ned is showing stede "proper torture technique". stede stands close, observing over his shoulder, saying "i never knew there was such an art to it, you have such skilled hands~", and the torture victim thinks he's hallucinating from the pain because no way did ned low just *blush*
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creature is a real angel 👁️🪽🤍 @creaturefandom.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
that "no haha, don't kill yourself, you're so sexy 😘" meme but it's ned lowe and it's cause he wants to do it himself
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
you know that kinda fits, strangely enough. takes a second to get it to click into place but once you see it...
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
yuuuuup it's pretty crazy.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/07/2026
This is Maya. She couldn't decide between taking a swim and taking a nap, so she chose to do both. 13/10 (TT: tinychihuahuacedric)
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ᛤ @holyaches.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
not many, but a few people loved me, and although i didn't know it, it's what was keeping my head above the water. it was love that kept me alive all those years.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
projecting my period cramps onto ofmd ned low
OFMD Ned Low hunched over on the floor, head tucked down and arms around his abdomen.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🎻Ok Ned Low Nation, once again-!🎻 Volume 5 of my Ned and Stede/Ned sketch zine compilation is now up; SFW and NSFW art, monster AUs or no monster AUs, lots of it unpublished, for pay what you want~ #ofmd #gentlefiddle 🤍💛 cecillusive.itch.io/struck-a-cho...
Stede and Ned, torso up. Ned is leaned back, being dipped by Stede, his right arm going under Stede's shoulder to grip the top of his arm. Stede is in profile, his right arm around Ned's waist. They're both looking at each other, smiling. Ned is colored all silver and Stede is colored all gold. 
Text over the center of the image says "struck a chord V. a Stede/Ned OFMD sketch zine".
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
🎶 mission bells were ringing somewhere higher...🎶 #ofmd #gentlefiddle
Slightly blurry drawing of Ned drowning, fades to black, then a panel of eyes popping open in panic, tears in the corners. Text below says "I had a dream you died".Stede is laying in bed with Ned asleep on his shoulder. Stede is clutching his shirt and looking distressed, tear tracks on his face. 
Text in the middle says "and I just wanna be with you tonight".
Stede has turned to Ned, still asleep, and is holding his face, eyes closed.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Graphic design is my passion.
A sign that has two concentric rings of text but it's laid out in a confusing way so it looks like the first sentence is "it's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth" and the second sentence is "supply alcohol to minors."
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
he's ready for some fun ☺️
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
was on bluesky for all of two seconds and got taken out by a sniper on the rooftop #🕯️
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Ned Low gets so fucking interesting if the death of his brother was an accident. #nedlow #ofmd #📜
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
cruel but fair 😭
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
he's so pretty 😍
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026
When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I have tried to articulate my thoughts on this and come up short over and over. as a fellow victim of childhood trauma from a parent, I feel a lot of things right now. both as a fan of him as a person, and as a fan of his portrayal of Ned. I feel for him so much.
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Bronson Pinchot (actor who played Ned) discussing his childhood and abusive father. ⚠️ HUGE CW: discussion of abuse. ⚠️ tagging for the folks who follow the actor from watching ofmd, but please please please mind the tag. #nedlow
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
me and lil ned out doing some writing! #🧸
Raze is on a blanket in the woods with paper and pen in hand. A Ned Low doll watches. They're on a cliff that overlooks a river.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
stede bullying ned with a strap 😈 #gentlefiddle #ofmdnsfw
Ned on his back, naked, with his arms tied behind his back in a rope harness over his chest. His legs are spread with Stede kneeling between them, fucking him with a pink strap-on. There's a sounding rod in Ned's cock and one of Stede's hands is braced on Ned's thigh. Ned's face is flushed, his eyes closed with tears in the corners. He's saying 'ah ah fuck-' on one side and 'Stede, please-!' on the other.
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I'm gonna be late for my fic for Our Flag Gets Low, I'm on call and it has been... I've gotten like four hours of sleep each night 😩
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
🎶 That beautiful sound~ 🎶 how about Ned and Roach as torture besties #ofmd #OurFlagGetsLow
Roach and Ned from the waist up, standing together. Roach is leaning his let arm on Ned's shoulder, with his right arm holding his torture stick resting on his own shoulder. Roach is grinning broadly with his eyes closed. Ned is holding his bow in his right hand, with his left hand held aloft, looking amused. Both are splattered with blood. Around them, text reads "it fills you with pride, we're ruining lives, aint it the sweetest noise in town?".
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
sun ☀️ and moon 🌙 #OurFlagGetsLow #gentlefiddle
Stede and Ned kissing, at a sideways angle, with Ned bent backwards and Stede over him. Stede's right hand is cradling Ned's neck. Around Stede's head is stylized sun rays and around Ned's head is a stylized crescent moon.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
mwah 😚 #OurFlagGetsLow #gentlefiddle
Ned and Stede kissing. Ned on the left, eyes closed. Stede on the right, eyes closed and left hand holding Ned's face.
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sam💀 @adhdedteach.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
slightly wonky (im not good at traditional art) contribution to #OurFlagGetsLow ! for the AU prompt going with ehh ~handwavey vampires i guess i will return from the countryside to my laptop one day i promise
photograph of a traditional art portrait of ned low from pur flag means death as a vampire. photograph of a traditional art portrait of ned low from pur flag means death as a vampire. photograph of a traditional art portrait of ned low from pur flag means death as a vampire.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
grounded (wing AU; Ned's wings have rotted and he had them covered with feathers taken from victims. Stede's were clipped as a child. Neither of them can fly.) #OurFlagGetsLow Day 2: AU; #gentlefiddle
Stede and Ned sit on the deck of the Revenge at golden hour, facing away. Stede has a pair of wings half spread behind him. The wings are clearly clipped. Ned's left wing is only a rotted fragment with a few feathers clinging to it and his right wing is laying on the floor, unkempt and missing many feathers. Above them and in the distance are several winged figures flying. Stede is watching the figures, Ned is watching Stede.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
you and me could write a bad romance~ (AU where stede is an assassin hired to kill ned, but decides to kidnap him instead 🤭) #OurFlagGetsLow #gentlefiddle
Stede is sitting sideways in Ned's lap, legs crossed, looking pleased. He has one arm around Ned's shoulders and the other is holding a gun aloft. Ned is tied to the chair, tape over his mouth, looking at Stede a little nervously. Behind them is a collection of bullet holes in the shape of a heart.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Let's kick things off with our favorite terrible conductor 😌🎻 ( #OurFlagGetsLow Day 1: Canon)
Ned Low against a black background from the waist up, facing mostly forward. His head is tilted slightly up and looking off to the right. His left hand is raised like he's conducting and his right hand is holding his bow aloft.
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
we gotta break him out 😭
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
🎶I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own🎶 #OurFlagGetsLow #ofmdnedlow
Ned sitting in a prison cell beneath a small window with bars. He's staring down and into the distance, looking resigned. Golden light is streaming in the window and around him.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
🎻Hello Ned Low Nation🎻 Folks indicated interest, so here we go again! The third annual #OurFlagGetsLow event, to celebrate all things Ned-related old and new, will be April 26-30~
Episode still of Ned Low with his left hand raised, looking upwards. Bright pink text reads #OurFlagGetsLow April 26-30 2026, with sparkles.
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Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Stede Bonnet looking discomfited in a married state, with speech bubble
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
aiming to have at least one fic for this 😁
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/04/2026
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
People will say we're in love.
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sachi 💌 @sachilavus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“the more ships, the merrier.” — gerran howell #thepitt
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Langdon stares at himself in the bathroom mirror, blood reaching up to his elbows. Robby had stopped his own heart, so Langdon had reached in and tried to make it beat all on his own. The selfishness was a familiar thing, if not the outcome. #thepitt #langby #robbylangdon #📜
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
just wrote frank langdon/ned low... my mistress meeting my husband #frankfiddle #thepitt #ofmd #📜
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
feeling like a spy... at 221bcon and I've never seen sherlock 🫣
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
SAM I HAVE NEVER SEEN SHERLOCK AND DON'T KNOW WHAT IS SHERLOCK RELATED 😭😭😭 HOWEVER CONVERSELY I THINK I WOULD BE TAKING PHOTOS OF NEARLY THE ENTIRE CONVENTION
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I was in public and scrambled to hide my phone 😳🫣🥵
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
at 221bcon for the first time representing 🫡 #ofmd #nedlow
A whiteboard with a heart that says "ned & stede"
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Finally getting around to watching the first episode of The Pitt and I'm reminded of my social worker husband's assertion that he thought most hospital emergency room TV shows needed a character he called "Jimmy the friendly meth addict"
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