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sam💀

@adhdedteach.bsky.social
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gay antics 🔞 he/him 💀 artist 💀 mostly our flag means death 💀 izzy enjoyer 💀 NSFW 3.06.2023 💜💚 @artemisandamber.bsky.social #art / #ofmd

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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hater post but i still don’t get how ppl see ed and steve’s calypso hook up as sweet and romantic and not a rushed mistake that probably hurt ed in some way even if small
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stevensoncat | izzy defender @stevensoncat.bsky.social · 15h
THAT IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING TO WAKE UP TO
Con lying with Cooper
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 12h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Anisa (and Onil) @ayashitetsuko.bsky.social · 22h
Same picture. I see no difference
Con and Cooper O’NeillOnil and Conil
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He cuddling with his hot water bag and a warm pirate on his side He need to rest #OFMD
Digital draw of Edward teach and Izzy hands cuddling on bed, Edizzy ship on monochromatic colors
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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fandoms come and go but izzy hands is forever.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/09/2026
I think it's pretty neat that one of the legit breakout indie success stories this year is a game about painstakingly designing and sewing opulent ballgowns store.steampowered.com/app/4019220/...
store.steampowered.com
Dressmaker on Steam
Become a dressmaker! Choose fabric, cut out patterns, and sew them all together to satisfy (or sabotage!) townsfolk in this cozy crafting game inspired by real dressmaking.
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why no projecting our lives into Izzy hands oh yes He need to be take care #OFMD
Digital draw of Izzy hands of our flag means death with period cramps :(
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Illustory 🌈✨ @illustoryart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Long story short: I’m an asylum seeker in France now. I don’t know how long this process will take, but for I still can’t officially work here. So I’m looking for any opportunity to earn money to be able to pay for rent and food. Please, read and share this post ❤️‍🩹 ko-fi.com/illustory
WE NEED HELP
Please, read and share this!
(text version of the pics above)
We are a group of queer artists, and we are in big trouble.
In April 2025, we immigrated to France, seeking a safe place to live and make art.
Our humanitarian visas expired a year ago.
Since then, we have been trying to get legal status in France.
To be able to work, open a bank account, get health insurance and just have some basic human rights.
We spent a whole year fighting for our lives against Strasbourg Prefecture and we lost.All this time we couldn't properly work, so we were burning our savings.
In August, all three of us were denied a residence permit.
According to the Prefecture, the only option for us To stay legally in France is to become asylum seekers.
About a week ago, we sent out our applications for the asylum.
Now we are looking at another indefinite stretch of time, before we are summoned to Paris for interviews.
It might be two months, three months, half of a year or even more... no one knows for sure.We had planned for a year without documents max, and now it's been a year and a half already.
No matter how hard we tried to stretch our savings, they have run out.
Currently, we don't have enough money to pay for rent and food in November.
It's hard for me to admit that, but we are in huge trouble, with all our hopes and plans ruined by the French bureaucracy.
We really need your help and every little bit matters, so I came up with some options for how you can support us.HOW YOU CAN HELP
❤️ Share this post to bring attention
❤️ Join my monthly Club at Ko-fi
❤️ Participate in my art originals sale this week
❤️ Donate a few cacaos at Ko-fi
❤️ Buy some of our merch (big sale at Ko-fi next week!)
❤️ Order a commission artwork
❤️ Vote in the interest checks for our new projects (soon)
❤️ Go visit our printshops
❤️ If you have a job for freelance illustrators, please let us know!
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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊) @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Izzy's black pirate panties ☺️
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hideplueshi.bsky.social @hideplueshi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today's messy workmeeting doodles (meant to practise some poses based on references and it involuntarily became sort of a "comforting Izzy" story). Can you tell I'm missing the Tales boys T^T? #ofmd #ofmdart #izzyhands
Photo of a Our Flag means death modern AU sketchbook page with 5 messy pencil doodles on it, showing Izzy Hands in different situations. 1st, fighting with Edward Teach, 2nd sitting on the floor with Jim, (not) talking. 3rd and center, Izzy looking like he's holding back tears, getting hugged from behind by Frenchie, who gives him a kiss on the crown of his head and says, "it's ok. You're allowed to have bad days". 4th Izzy and Frenchie in bed, hugging each other, with Frenchie saying, "sleep, babe"; 5th Izzy sleeping on his side, looking tormented, Frenchie, wearing a hair bonnet, perched up behind and half hugging him, asking "babe? nightmares again?"
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Post your black and white art! Pencil time!!! ✏️✏️
Draw of pencil of Ed and Izzy laying on bed More pencil doodles of Ed and Izzy And more of Ed and Izzy Yumeship with my two leather husband and wife
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get you a girl who can do both
Selfie of me in glamorous 20s inspired makeup with exaggerated smoky eyes, thin eyebrows, and dark lip. I have long hair extensions in and I’m wearing a gold lamé evening gown and sparkly dangly earrings The same outfit but with the addition of a beard and mustache. The photo has a blue glow from the inside of a jazz club
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ivan Izzy Fang Eiffel Tower
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thank you bisexual dice polycule
image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'
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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#granadaholmes #jeremybrett #davidburke #sherlockholmes #johnlock
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the way he smiles bc exactly what he wanted to accomplish worked perfectly and then he immediately drops the smile at the look on ed's face bc exactly what he wanted to accomplish worked perfectly
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
izzy your kink isn’t showing it’s moaning so loudly the entire caribbean can hear you
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you @imrights.bsky.social for turning my photo into this sweet piece of art! 🥰 ko-fi.com/rights/commi...
Chibi-style drawing by @imrights of Izzy wearing a black dress and holding "hands" with a purple krakenbaby, with a heart over the little kraklet's head.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the stede/ned tag on ao3 is now at 69 fics 🙌 and in celebration of this milestone, @waterofthemoon.bsky.social and i have collabed to create the 69th fic in question, where they 69 😎 #gentlefiddle #ofmdnsfw
Stede and Ned are naked, in a side view, with Ned on the bottom and Stede on top of him, sucking each other's cocks.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won’t. That’s what love is." -Welcome to Night Vale another #gentlefiddle AU, this time where Ned removed his heart years ago, but ends up stashing it in Stede's cabin. part 1 up now~
Ned looking like he's falling, in a sideways view on his back. His legs are akimbo, and his head is lifted, looking at an open box resting on his chest. One hand holds the box, the other is hovering above it, positioned like its cradling but not touching a heart, slightly blackened, floating above the box. the background is a bright gradient of purple to pink going down.
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Izzy hoodie came out early this year. I am not mad. Art by @adhdedteach.bsky.social , and I HAD to have Izzy's hoodie. 💚
Digital art of Jack Rackham and Izzy Hands. Izzy is sitting in a chair, reading. Jack is leaning on the back of the chair. Jack is wearing a t short that says Save a Horse, Ride A Cowboy and grey pants. Izzy is wearing a grey hoodie wth swallows on it and black sweatpants. Both have socks on.Photo of a person's torso. They are wearing a gray hoodie with line drawings of two black swallows.
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT'S CANON!!! incredibly thrilled with this commission from @imrights.bsky.social based on inspo from @adorkastock.com! 😍😂 #OFMD #OFMDfanart
Chibi drawing by imrights.bsky.social of Stede Bonnet, Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, and Izzy Hands from hit television show Our Flag Means Death. Based on the quoted reference photo from adorkastock.com. Ed—wearing platform heels, fishnet tights, and booty shorts—is dangling a life size (teensy) nude Izzy just out of Stede's reach and it's everything I've ever wanted.
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Del @blackdelphinium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aaahhhh!!! I have wanted art of this bit of Trophy forever, and @imrights.bsky.social's sketch sale was a perfect way to get it! Stede and Ed's Secret Opera Date outfits 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Sketch of Stede in a green velvet gown and Ed in a tuxedo.
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Steddyhands
Screenshot of three posts as follows:

knowanoah
Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it's not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow
your own greener grasses.

moniquill
Fuck grass, clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful. Be the weeds.
Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would thwart you.

luminous-lily12
It's also greener where you bury a body
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 26/09/2026
The account Tyler is naming here is an op. Block them before you get added to its fake "AI Slop Users" ban list. I scrolled for like five minutes and didn't get to the end of the list, but I did see a ton of people who definitely aren't pro AI slop.
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idk how this cross on my mind but here, I feel he would look like this #OFMD #izzyhands
Digital draw of Izzy from our flag means death wearing the Ed clothes
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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy lesbian friday bc tomorrow 12h shift young fem blackbeard
young version of female edward teach from our flag means death wearing leather jacket and trousers without a tshirt under
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Izzy Hands if he was a fat bear
Screenshot of an Instagram post by tsu_namee with a photo of a bear fishing in a river and the text “151 Walker is about ten years older than Bucky. He's a short king, beautiful, and just big enough that he can smell the top of the hierarchy and crave it. Unfortunately, he's not quite tall enough to reach it. He's been stuck in middle management almost his whole adult life.
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Becky🪼 @killerweasel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got a sexy & wounded Ian Malcolm from @imrights.bsky.social! You should get something too! #jeffgoldblum #jurassicpark #ianmalcolm
Chibi sexy & wounded Ian Malcolm Sexy & wounded Ian Malcolm
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IT'S FRIDAY!!! Who wants to donate $5 dollhairs to charity for a chance to win a signed picture with Con's tits out?!?!?! #IzzyHands #OFMD
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Star Swallow ✨🐦‍⬛♠️ @starswallow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know you want some Rights art! Izzy Wintour.
Izzy as Anna Wintour, strutting in giant sunglasses and a red trench coat. Stede is lookin on from a distance question marks above his head and slightly aggravated.
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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨(Sprizzle Cheerleader)✨ @darkdancer72.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh look at these adorable boys! Thank you Rights 🤩 #sprizzy
A chibi Lucius Spriggs and Izzy Hands standing facing each other. Lucius has his arms folded and looks grumpy. Izzy is holding a cigarette and blowing smoke towards Lucius.
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎉 Chuseok Special! $5 Chibi Requests! 🎉 **Today only!** I’m taking requests over on Ko-fi~ Reference images are **required!** 📸 ko-fi.com/c/5b41871a1b
ko-fi.com
Chuseok Special
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ed fucking Izzy bent over a table. Izzy's naked and on a leash Ed's fully clothed with his pants undone.
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
young edizzy sharing a bed and ed humping izzy “in his sleep” (he’s secretly fully awake) and older izzy guiltily coming in his pants abt it my beloved
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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes and David Burke as John Watson, a speech bubble is drawn from Watsons mouth to the post below
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ed says "this will show people youre my representative" izzy hears "this will show people that you're mine" ed means both. this is a till death do us part kind of partnership
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
unshakable headcanon is that izzys x is eds signature and ed gave it to him all romance aside, it also indicates to other pirates that Mr Hands can negotiate for Blackbeard, his face bears Blackbeard's mark and Blackbeard will abide by his agreements
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Helen Greetham 🐝 @jabbage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The creator crossover I didn't know I needed. Of course that's what Tove Jansson's Gollum looks like.
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*taps the mic* olu and frenchie hooking up in their prince azi and viceroy costumes
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
have you stumbled upon something beyond comprehension? - #EdsSensualSeptember #ofmdart
Sexy pinup mermaid Ed flirting hard with the viewer, posing half way in the ocean. Big fuck me eyes while eating a leg. The lighting is dim as if you were alone on a walk on the beach and raised your lantern when you realized there was some kind of big animal out there in the dark with you. 

terms for muting/following: gore blood injury mermaid Edward Teach
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 23/09/2026
“To think that the right to access health and care for some people in this country is now up for debate is unthinkable.” Anthony Slaughter introduces a debate in the Senedd on the pause in gender-affirming surgeries and its impact on Wales’ trans community.
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 23/09/2026
🚨 TONIGHT! A new episode of Dimension 20: Toylight launches on Dropout at 7 PM ET/ 4 PM PT! 🧸 Starring Brennan Lee Mulligan, Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, and Lou Wilson! #toylight
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RUNS THROUGH OCTOBER 5TH! DON'T YOU WANT A CHANCE TO WIN A SHIRTLESS IZZY PHOTO SIGNED BY CON AND HELP TRANS PEOPLE?!?!
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Misa on Wheels @misaonwheels.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🩷💚🧡👩‍🦼🧡💙💜
Image description: an accessibility-related infographic with a lined note paper background. There are five lines/points related to accessibility. From the top:

The first line contains a minimalist image of a manual wheelchair user with different shades of pink. Pink text to the right of them reads, ““It’s accessible once you get up the stairs” is not accessible.”

The second line contains a minimalist image of a manual wheelchair user with different shades of green. Green text to the right of them reads, ““It’s accessible if you have someone to help you” is not accessible.”

The third line contains a minimalist image of a manual wheelchair user with different shades of orange. Orange text to the right of them reads, ““It’s accessible if you can leave your mobility aid behind” is not accessible.”

The fourth line contains a minimalist image of a manual wheelchair user with different shades of blue. Blue text to the right of them reads, ““It’s accessible, but you can’t access the restroom” is not accessible.”

The fifth line contains a minimalist image of a manual wheelchair user with different shades of purple. Purple text to the right of them reads, ““It’s accessible just because we call it accessible” is not accessible.”

Centered at the bottom of the image is the handle “@MisaOnWheels” in light pink text.
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baby cigarette @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
being transgender is like yea so guess im gonna be condemned to a cursed life of misery for wanting to fuck good and look cool
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