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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 1h

let ms. rachel run dem strategy and actually i am so serious

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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 5h

oh man 😂

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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

this entire season is one big curling of the monkey's paw for penn state fans. some ways: "i wish we had receivers who could get open!" they can, doesn't matter "how can anyone have worse clock management than james?" lol "we need a COACH not a RECRUITER" got it, team isn't talented now

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Len Damico @lendami.co · 11/10/2026

I'm not advocating to fire him right now, but he's clearly not the answer, and we're gonna waste the next 3-4 years waiting out his buyout while looking for signs he might be turning the corner, all because his contract is an albatross and our AD is fucking brain-dead

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Der Kommissar @radarpsu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I’m stupidly supposed to go to the Maryland game. I look forward to us losing to an interim coach in front of 10,000 people

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Bjorn @bjornon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

if you are a middling offensive coordinator and you need a contract extension you don't deserve, get State on the schedule

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Roar Lions Roar @roarlionsroar.com · 11/10/2026

Fire Pat Kraft

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Losing 3 in a row is respectful and growing forward

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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

So far Matt Campbell’s Penn State tenure has been so bad that getting big dogged in your own house by Lincoln Riley qualifies as an improvement.

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Der Kommissar @radarpsu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

THIS FUCKHEAD IS WORSE AT CLOCK MANAGEMENT THAN JAMES!!!!!

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Der Kommissar @radarpsu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Why did we need a timeout for that?

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Len Damico @lendami.co · 10/10/2026

Pat Kraft, you dumb, hubris-laden motherfucker

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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If I didn't believe already for Spirit reasons and USWNT reasons that Audi Field is cursed, the playing of Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl (featuring Sabrina Carpenter) during the postgame has sealed it for me

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

alright i’ve seen enough spirit games like this in front of goal i’m sorry to say it but i audi might suddenly be cursed

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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

51' "Free DC!" chants from the crowd, following the tradition at Spirit games.

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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i will now respond to everyone — and there were plenty of people, both penn state fans and non-penn state fans — who said some version of "imagine if penn state hired matt rhule" during this game to me

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Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Fundamentally I do not think this is a viable USWNT 11 against any top ~8 opponent. It requires 10/10, all-time-best execution in possession because you don't have the ability to win the ball back or slow Spain in transition in the spine of the team. National teams do not ever get 10/10 execution.

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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If you think Heaps' leadership is the most important thing you have to drop Yohannes, and if you think Yohannes' passing is the most important thing you have to drop Heaps. Playing them together is just putting up a big neon sign that says "transition fast through the center."

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Claire Watkins @scoutripley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Heaps and Lavelle in the same midfield creates very little rest defense through the middle third and Lily Yohannes certainly is not the player to mitigate that. A common thread through the last year.

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Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Rest defense and recovery in transition is important in soccer!

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Der Kommissar @radarpsu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Kennedy Wesley not even in the picture on that. I do not understand the hype around her at all #USWNT

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Der Kommissar @radarpsu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Typical half ass effort by Heaps on that goal

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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Democrats will never learn.

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Not to infringe on the Dems’ brand here but I’m willing to sit around and do absolutely nothing to stop fascism for just $10M. I’ll even write scathing indictments of the BernieBros™ after any and all losses while refusing to do any self-reflection.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“Fuck you, birds” — me, a Nebraska fan releasing balloons after a touchdown and thinking about how much I hate birds

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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

a lot of people are replying with 'what are you going to do about it,' and while every level of government could do more, the powers the *DC City Council* has in this situation are comparatively limited. This isn't just voter intimidation, but an argument for statehood for the District of Columbia.

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Jason @jas155.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The last thing your guest toilet sees before getting clogged bsky.app/profile/stuf...

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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well, we all just found out where Gift Monday is: Traded to Boston for $500K. That’s a surprise.

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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

just your everyday standard retired NFL offensive lineman

$John Urschel just showed that the growth factor for Gaussian elimination with partial pivoting is ~n^{1/2} with high probability, resolving a long-standing conjecture of Nick Trefethen! https://arxiv.org/abs/2610.06785$

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Der Kommissar @radarpsu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I couldn’t believe it. Too bad they didn’t give her a different elimination.

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 06/10/2026

Lorde tags a Robert Kraft account in a photo with a ‘Free Palestine’ jacket.

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Der Kommissar @radarpsu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Trump commercial on Dancing with the Stars was that national or because this is a Sinclair station in DC

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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

SANDMAN REUNION 😍 Former Washington Spirit teammates Ashley Sanchez and Trinity Rodman are back together again at USWNT camp. 🎥: TT/ trinity.rodman

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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A sermon.

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rowan (woso arc) @thisweekinwoso.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Claudia Martinez -> Clara Luvanga is women's football's first $3 million goal, unless I'm missing something

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Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Spirit games this feels like are not at all the last 6 weeks or so, but rather the first 4 games of the season: mostly very good stuff, dominating the game, but 2 mistakes at the back become 2 goals against while many shots have become only 2 goals for.

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