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Rachel Hartman

@rachelhartmanbooks.com
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Dragon, writer, thinker, friend No AI, not now, not ever Join me at Fake Folktales: patreon.com/user?u=3437010 rachelhartmanbooks.com 🇨🇦

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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 3h
S seems to be talking to his mom (in the US) about the trade war: "So, first of all, you're basing your questions on a false premise, which is that he's telling the truth." The fun of talking to (even sympathetic) US-based relatives in these trying times!
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 21h
I regret to inform you that Michaelmas (today) is the day that the pooka pisses on the blackberries, rendering them inedible. If you didn't pick your blackberries yet, sorry, I'm just the messenger
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 28/09/2026
The City of Vancouver has just posted a "Yellow Rain Warning" and I have questions. Well, one question.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I managed to mostly not know any of this until today. This detail is new to me. The horror coursing through my body feels like poison. My God, men. Decide RIGHT FUCKING NOW what you'll do if a woman is sexually harassed or assaulted in your vicinity. Ask another man to do the same. TALK ABOUT IT.
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 28/09/2026
Yes, actual trauma. My son went most of his childhood believing we were constantly LYING to him, because we would say, "I told you X!" and he didn't remember. He could not narrate his school day in order, or read a book. The world was a Kafkaesque irrational place that seemed to hate him
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 28/09/2026
I know everybody's sick of Eby-prawn and the BCNDP, but this is who's waiting in the wings. This is who gets a nod if the Cons or (shudder) OneBC break through #BCpoli
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 28/09/2026
OMG we won our first match, 10-3! Forgive me, but I HAVE to brag while I can, we might never win again
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 27/09/2026
Joke's on you, I no longer need the weirding module
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 27/09/2026
Eyyyyy! Our curling season begins today! Long live the sweepers!
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 25/09/2026
New at Fake Folktales: Brother Erne writes more about The Riddle of the Fig, which takes a turn for the weird and creepy... www.patreon.com/u3437010/pos...
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The Fig Persists | Rachel Hartman
Dear Brother Zagobertimus, I know you wouldn't enjoy the being-on-a-boat part of this cruise, but I do find myself wishing you were here. I
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 24/09/2026
Hey, go support the BC and Yukon Book Prizes at their silent auction! Only three more days: event.auctria.com/b6b76a7e-8d7...
Screenshot of the BC and Yukon Book Prizes' Online Auction page, including the seal of the BC and Yukon Book Prizes, three photos (a hotel room, a totem pole in the snow, the BC coast), and the dates: September 14-28th
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 23/09/2026
Absentee ballots mailed! We're so used to PA being super important, haha, that it's a bit anticlimactic to only have a single representative to vote for, but every little bit helps, I'm sure. Do what you can.
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 23/09/2026
I hope everyone in the underworld remembered to pick their socks up off the floor and get rid of those piles of pizza boxes before dread Persephone got back. Cerberus better remember to stay off the couch.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m afraid they get advantage to see us, but given they seem to have disadvantage the rest of the year I am willing to hold my peace.
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 23/09/2026
Nothing like peeking back an hour later and the number of signatures has gone up by more than a hundred! Keep it coming!
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 23/09/2026
PEOPLE OF EARTH: if you are having trouble coming up with story ideas, why are you asking the machine that can only cough up already-used ideas? I'll give you NEW BAD IDEAS FOR FREE. More than you can POSSIBLY USE. Ideas so bad, you'll be coming up with your own in no time because ANYTHING IS BETTER
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 22/09/2026
Whatever you think of Eby-prawn, the man has razor-sharp (self-serving) political instincts. (Myself, I can't forgive him for making the proportional representation referendum so impenetrably byzantine that it will be decades before anyone dares to give it a shot again)
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 22/09/2026
"As part of a global effort to demand regulation for artificial intelligence developers, The Writers’ Union of Canada (TWUC) has launched a Parliamentary Petition calling for radical transparency for AI training processes and the works they subsequently produce." www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Petition e-7774 - Petitions
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 22/09/2026
Worse than the terrible customer service I just received was the terrible survey at the end which didn't allow me to complain about any of the things that were actually the problem
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 22/09/2026
Merrie equinox to everyone but the provincial govt of BC, who have decided the sun is going to be rising an hour later this winter.
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 20/09/2026
Albertans looking for Stay In Canada lawn signs, check here: www.forever-canadian.ca/en
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Forever Canadian — Keep Alberta in Canada
Proudly display your lawn sign to your neighbours. Alberta is best in Canada.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dear Homer, I evaluate standout voices across literary genres, and the unique premise you’ve built in the Iliad caught my attention. The handling of historical fantasy, rich world-building, and high-stakes action through Achilles and Helen creates a resonance that is provocative and deeply engaging
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 18/09/2026
Yippee, my PA absentee ballot has ARRIVED! That's half the battle, right there.
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 17/09/2026
My dog got some kind of sting (probably? Best guess) that made her right eyelids swell up to the size of a golf ball. Managed to get a last-minute vet appt, and she's going to be ok, but because there was no time to give her the anti-anxiety meds, she barfed in the car (in her crate)
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 15/09/2026
New at Fake Folktales: Traskann and Brother Erne have arrived in Segosh, only to find that their cruise is delayed by weather. That suits Erne just fine... www.patreon.com/u3437010/pos...
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Scribbled in Segosh | Rachel Hartman
Dear Brother Zagobertimus, We have arrived in Segosh, safe and more or less sound, after a frantic, jerking carriage ride, which I am quite
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 17/09/2026
My dad may have the 'heimer's, but he knows that 90F in September is baaaad
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 16/09/2026
Good advice! I got boosted after my son was born, because they tested me and found my immunity had waned
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 16/09/2026
do associate EU members get to use the sauna
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 16/09/2026
yes
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 15/09/2026
New at Fake Folktales: Traskann and Brother Erne have arrived in Segosh, only to find that their cruise is delayed by weather. That suits Erne just fine... www.patreon.com/u3437010/pos...
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Scribbled in Segosh | Rachel Hartman
Dear Brother Zagobertimus, We have arrived in Segosh, safe and more or less sound, after a frantic, jerking carriage ride, which I am quite
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Dr. Rebecca J. Epstein-Levi @rjelevi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
James, Amy, Josh, et al, say it with me: "I said x about transgender people. I do not deny this. But those statements were cowardly, and they were wrong. We don't trade established rights for political gain. And if you're more worried about children's genitals than anything else, that's a problem."
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 14/09/2026
My son, an electrical engineer, said this about being asked to incorporate AI into power electronics: "You're right! Closing both the top and bottom mosfet of an Hbridge creates a short circuit across 400V DC and destroys everything! That's on me!" - Claude in like 6 months probably
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
two years ago, i was allowed to use the women's room at the airport no problem. now, the texas state government can fine the airport thousands of dollars if i use the women's bathroom.
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My IRL friends call me Chris @christyceeck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey American friends, help spread the word: Canada has an immigration stream for HC workers. "For Tyson, the targeted recruitment worked. It took him just 3 months to get his B.C. nursing licence through a fast-track process, and 8 days to receive a provincial nomination for permanent residence."
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 13/09/2026
Never thought I'd say this, but maybe AI should have been trained even MORE on my books, then it would have been incapable of killing anyone.
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 13/09/2026
Recipe: Preheat oven to 500F Me: 500F it is, tra-la Recipe: Line baking sheet with parchment paper Me: Parchment paper it is, tra-la Recipe: Bake for fifteen minutes Me: Now hold it right there
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"books should start with action" "the first pages must introduce the protagonist" "world building should be invisible" hush child ms. robin mckinley is speaking
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The magic in that country was so thick and tenacious that it settled over the land like chalk-dust and over floors and shelves like slightly sticky plaster-dust. (Housecleaners in that country earned unusually good wages.) If you lived in that country, you had to de-scale your kettle of its encrusta-tion of magic at least once a week, because if you didn't, you might find yourself pouring hissing snakes or pond slime into your teapot instead of water. (It didn't have to be anything scary or unpleasant, like snakes or slime, especially in a cheerful household magic tended to reflect the atmosphere of the place in which it found itself-but if you want a cup of tea, a cup of lavender-and-gold pansies or ivory thimbles is unsatisfactory. And while the pansies-put dry in a vase-would probably last a day, looking like ordinary pansies, be-fore they went greyish-dun and collapsed into magic dust, something like an ivory thimble would begin to smudge and

crumble as soon as you picked it up.) The best way to do it was to have a fairy as a member of your household, because she (it was usually a she) could lay a finger on the kettle just as it came to a boil (absentminded fairies could often be recognised by a pad of scar-tissue on the finger they favoured for kettle-cleaning) and murmur a
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 11/09/2026
I'd recommend Homeland: The War on Terror in American Life by Richard Beck, about the ways 9/11 pushed the people and culture of the US towards authoritarianism and paved the way for Trump. A couple of details that stood out for me, because I hadn't considered this angle before...
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 10/09/2026
The one ingredient I always require is for a book to make me think about things in a new way, and there's just no way to know in advance whether a book is going to be able to do that. The bar only gets higher, right? Because I think an awful goddamn lot
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Dr. Rebecca J. Epstein-Levi @rjelevi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm not a PR expert, but I am an ethicist, and my free advice to candidates is that acceptable responses to transphobia include: "Yes, I voted to fund healthcare, what's your point?" "My opponent peddles transphobic nonsense." "What the hell is wrong with you?!" "You, sir/ma'am, are a ghoul."*
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 09/09/2026
We've got PRACTICE ICE today!! Curling season is nearly upon us!
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 08/09/2026
Vote as early as possible and, if you can, in person. Make this your mantra for the next few months. Don't shut up about it until the polls close. IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO BE PEDANTIC AND ANNOYING ABOUT VOTING, STAY IN LINE!!!
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 06/09/2026
Hey, remember how I resolved to stop reading about Alberta separatism yesterday, because it was giving me panic attacks? This is different. DO read this.
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Stephanie Burt @notquitehydepark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Same. Fortunately @rachelhartmanbooks.com is right there with five novels and counting!
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 06/09/2026
Hey, remember how I resolved to stop reading about Alberta separatism yesterday, because it was giving me panic attacks? This is different. DO read this.
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Eric Dyck @ericdyck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Must-read speculative fiction from @premeemohamed.com in this week’s @forwardcanada.bsky.social Alberta newsletter. Illustrations by me. Devastatingly good. Go read it now. forwardweekly.ca/leave-or-rem...
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Leave or Remain | By Premee Mohamed | Forward Weekly
Forward Weekly feature for September 6, 2026.
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 05/09/2026
I need to stop reading articles about Alberta separatists because without fail, they give me half a panic attack
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 05/09/2026
Canadians: there are Canadian-made pretzels, from right here in BC! It's possible that we, as ex-Pennsylvanians are the only people who care about this, but just in case anyone else has been having this problem: www.thosepretzels.com
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Those Pretzels
THOSE Pretzels. Savoury seasoned pretzels. Made locally in BC, Canada.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 05/09/2026
If you are agented by: The Wylie Agency, Malatesta Literary Agency, L. Perkins Agency, Global Lion Intellectual Property (formerly PMA Literary), Jeanne Fredericks Literary Agency, Sanford J. Greenburger, Dystel Goderich & Bourret, Jean V. Naggar Literary Agency ...read this and consider hard.
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Rachel Hartman @rachelhartmanbooks.com · 04/09/2026
New at Fake Folktales: Traskann embarks on something new www.patreon.com/u3437010/pos...
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Sailing Away | Rachel Hartman
[It's a beautiful day in the Folklore Office! The sun is coming through the window in a kind of mellow, autumnal gold, making the dust motes
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