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Rabid Cormorant

@rabidcormorant.bsky.social
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More certain of what I don't like than what I do. Expect sarcasm and parody.

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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 7h
In the spirit of Star Trek - Darmok and Jalad at Tanaga, Shaka when the walls fell, etc... Nigel when the small boats came
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Handy home tip... Has the flush-rod bust [the bit that connects the handle to the internal syphon] in your bog? Do modern handle replacements not fit your yonks-old cistern handle hole? Just really need a replacement 8mm square rod? Well a door handle bar will do the trick!
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seeing as everyone else is. If I may say so this is one of the finer defining collections being posted 😉 #My9Games
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My 9 Games | Shared games picks
A shared 9-panel games collage.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Making mince look positively savant
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ahh Farcebook. Sometimes you're worth looking at. Only sometimes. Don't get carried away.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucking twat #farage
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking that #bbclaurak has to find a new guest now that Tiny Tears Tommo has had his bail denied. #TinyTearsTommo
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Things more popular than Nigel #Farage number 137 - An outbreak of Ebola in a children's ward
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A fiver on Dummy Tommo being on #bbclaurak if he isn't still banged up, to explain how big a victim he is while LK flutters her eyelashes
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Waiting for 'reports' of 'great productive talks' with Andy Burnham. Assuming anyone's reporting anything Chump says at the moment anyway. Meanwhile Andy Burnham's meeting notes found in his hotel room bin.
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got this stuck in my head this morning... Parody cover of Lola from The Kinks by The Remoans #bbclaurak youtu.be/l85CNs25m54?...
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Laura
YouTube video by The Remoans
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I saw a post about a local 'Rage Room' where you can go to fuck shit up and it occurred to me they might be missing a trick Do they have mannequins wearing balaclavas and St George Temu capes with a tub of baseball bats? I bet not Dioramas of 'patriots' painting a roundabout + a steamroller? No.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All that money and they're still miserable, snippy little bitches. Like that #ManU billionaire twat. Can't resist having a chip at the UK even though he doesn't live here. They all seem to be broken, unhappy, lonely people despite being ludicrously wealthy. #billionaires
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Facebook fiddled with their structure again. So I fiddled with the ad-hider again. And also had it attempt to hide the whole 'Sponsored' panel on the right hand side, too. Gemini prompt to create the extension here... pastebin.com/AMQfqP9h
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Gemini Prompt to create chrome extension to auto click the X on facebook ads - Pastebin.com
Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Keep the Secrets.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Has anyone made a #reform lost councillor tracker? I appreciate it's a rapidly changing situation and hard to keep up
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know you've fucked up when Stevo Lennon's stumping for you #edsheeran
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Possble handy tip... Inherited an S3 Gear watch recently and the strap was being a dick with my bony wrists to the point that I just took it off. Got a new [wrong] strap and took the old one off so ended up putting it back on BUT put the strap back on opposite sides of the watch, dead comfy now
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently Meghan wants to be in series 3 of The Gentlemen Fuck that, she should barely act in Suits and I've seen nothing since to convince me she's improved Unless its an entire episode of her being mercilessly tortured by Bobby Glass or Geoff + killed off #guyritchie #HowToDestroyAGreatSeries
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Welcome to the UK! Why not take party in our back to school Democracy For Sale event. On now until the end of September. Everything must go! @labouruk.bsky.social
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So. Now we'll see what Burnham's made of when it comes to political reform and dealing with donations. Not really expecting much TBH. @labouruk.bsky.social
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So, 'Dummy Tommo then, in reality. Another one that's more Dunning than Kruger
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Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Trillion Dollar Bribe JonathanPie.com youtube.com/watch?v=5Arr...
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The Trillion Dollor Bribe
YouTube video by Jonathan Pie
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Air traffic systems broken, and OH said fuel payment systems at Tesco were down. Coincidence? Hoard bogroll, people - assuming you can find a working checkout 🫨
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Easy to follow guide from the British press
An elderly lady being carried away by the police, labelled intimidating, and two black clad, balaclava wearing men standing in front of someone’s car, staring at them.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
In case you're not happy helping to pay Laura Kuenssberg's salary, here's a useful link www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you... Cancelling your license is really easy and all you 'lose' is watching live TV, broadcast and streamed, and the #BBC, which you don't want anyway + you get a partial refund
tvlicensing.co.uk
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wetherspoons adding a new Back To School special to their menu. A Guinness with Lambrini top and six scampi followed by Half Millionaire Shortbread
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That moment when you have a meta-mental moment and think 'I need to stop scrolling this bullshit' Night all
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
All those guns and nutters in the USA and Chump has to fake his own assassination attempt. What is the world coming to.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Genius. Playing into their own game
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@kuntieplopkins.bsky.social You've probably caught up by now but the Fivemil Farage bent money thing is on Ch catchup now 👍 Bang to rights.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Remember, folks... It's always #guinnpagne o'clock somewhere #farage #reform
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just when you thought a dodgy 5M bung was all you had to hide from...
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Dale Vince @dalevince.com · 04/09/2026
Hey Zia. We're confused...
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Reform voters So thick they think they're sticking it the establishment by playing Pooh Stones instead of Pooh Sticks
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
channel4news.substack.com
Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At the NEC today but not for these useless cunts
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So bascially... Britain complains too much, complains Nigel Farage
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Each year I review the energy bill. Octopus give you a projection tool to see where your bills go over the next ~10 months which I adjust to be about zero at the end of the projection. 400 quid credit. That'll do nicely thank you. My money not yours Basically make wiggly line start and end equal
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The labor librarian @laborlibrarian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Calvin and Hobbes really called it, didn’t they?
A black and white drawing from a Calvin and Hobbes strip. They are sitting together on a tree branch. Calvin says, with a furrowed brow, “isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?”
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Patriotic Millionaires UK @patmillsuk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Even with a wealth tax, millionaires like us will still be richer at the end of the year than we were at the start. PMUK's @stephenstroud.bsky.social explains why a 2% tax on wealth over £10m is fair, common sense and needed. Watch the full report on inequality via @deutschewelle.dw.com on YouTube
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Star Trek Crossover Pictures and Videos
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Chump signs new executive order renaming Magaluf to MAGAmerica Spain unimpressed.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@vivaldi.com How do I tell vivaldi mail that an email address is not spam. Can't see any 'not spam' filter or 'not spam' option on the mail itself.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sanity check - that IS a left arm on his right hand side, yes?
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Another #reform 'tidal wave' turns out to be a small damp patch
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