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Rabid Cormorant

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More certain of what I don't like than what I do. Expect sarcasm and parody.

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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 5h
Just do without the skin suits, they're not working
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 7h
Awww no. Mr Big will want something to grab onto in the showers
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 9h
So they're not actually revolting see you next Tuesdays, they're just simple folk with self-control issues ?
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 9h
Twat
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 10h
LMFAO Is Chump on commission?
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 10h
That was 'liar', not lawyer
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 11h
Maybe it was her accent/teeth getting in the way. She said 'liar'
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dbnewtondoors.bsky.social @dbnewtondoors.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 11h
Than what?
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 11h
Why does a chumper have admin control of Musk's shit?
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 12h
Wasn't Chris Mason was it?
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 12h
Don't check which party the owner donates to... Unless they've changed owner
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 13h
I imagine most British military commanders would tell him to fuck off and point him toward the legal statutes. If not, we're no better than the USA
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 13h
Presumably the tories and reform are right out then 🤣
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 13h
Which is a good thing. Imagine if the relationship was inverse
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 13h
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14h
Correction: paedos My apologies for that sloppy yankification
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14h
They're all fucking pedos. It is a mental problem that 'being a bit right wing' might highlight for law enforcement?
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14h
Is the Stupid confusing Snowdon with with Mount Ararat, thinking an immigrant ark was to be built? An obvious mistake to make, of course.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14h
Hang on if the doors are already open then isn't a key redundant?
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14h
Also, they're quite entertaining, along with the inevitable farage-flap that follows them
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14h
Would much rather have solar TBH. I heard that next year there's an interest-free govt plan from around April to install solar on your home. Hopefully I didn't mis-remember that
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 15h
Does he live within ten miles of a wind turbine maybe?
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 15h
He's also now infamous for running away from being deposed in a law suit he himself brought
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 15h
- Otherwise we found no evidence of wrongdoing
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 15h
The telly still in panic mode then, 3 months later Ironically explaining that progressives believe complete bollocks to their gullible and credulous readership. Should 'dwindling' be added to that?
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 16h
So Elmo has no control of his own shit
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 16h
Another internal enquiry, then.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 16h
Sorry Mark, that can't be true. Nige said there's no room for racism in reform.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 16h
But 'no room for racism' in reform, right?
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 16h
It certainly says 'punch me in the face on sight immediately'
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 16h
And the UK to Russia
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Naturally Panama has asked for this.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And a broader, more important lesson - don't outsource your critical infrastructure shit unless you don't want control of it. Thanks for that, Maggie.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have a pile old slate coasters that have had stuff practised on them so they're scrap, other than still being a coaster. They'll do nicely 🤣
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They obviously only spent a short amount of time with you 🤣
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How do you think the phonecall went? JC: Hi Mr Farage, about that op ed that we're printing NF: SSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssss hahahahahahahaha
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Don't forget to make the return weight over 100g
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sailor Barbie
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Finally a ray of hope from the fat old pervert
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Awkward...
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That's quite funny seeing as last night the OH said 'That woman in the pic, I think the guy killed his wife and got his crossdressing boyfriend to impersonate her because being gay would look bad for him'
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also.... Imps
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They're great
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Glamourous my arse. She looks like she does her own makeup without a mirror, in the dark with a firehose
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And second place become VP whether first place likes it or not
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Though he does sound more like Sweep
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Still waiting for all sentences mentioning him to start... Shit budget action movie henchman extra, Pete Hegseth, said today....
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Where do flagshaggers and roundabout painters get their information from now their bots have been blown up? I spose they're eagerly awaiting the forthcoming reform missive. Really hoping I get one, I have a 100g slate coaster to send back with it.
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Rabid Cormorant @rabidcormorant.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is there a Palestinian version ?
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