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100% Weird | they/them | over 25y/o Angst & Hurt/Comfort Connoisseur r0mantic-mess.straw.page/fic sorry not sorry for spam likes ( you're awesome 💕 )

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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#09Ghoap Meddling 'verse snippet for #WIPWednesday (proof I'm actually working on things! well, sometimes.) Look Ma, they're talking! And no one got hurt this time! :D
a snippet from ellipsus, off-white text on a deep red-brown background

Sitting on the cottage's porch step, Ghost lets himself get lost in the rumbling of Laird Willie's purr beneath his fingers. It's why he almost misses the sound of a door closing; but only almost.

Looking up, he sees John beginning his limp across the yard, toward the main house. His leg is dragging more than usual, obviously aggravated— oh.

"Wrong side," Ghost calls out before he can stop himself. Pausing, John turns and finally spots him. 

"Th'fuck ye on about?" the alpha snaps, lip curling. Guess his leg isn't the only aggravated thing today.

"You're using the crutch on your right side," he explains evenly. "Offsets your balance, puts more weight on your bad leg. Shit for your wrist, too.  Should be on your left." 

That should've been explained to him in hospital. Hell, he likely should've know even before that. John was special services, Ghost doubts this had been his first leg injury.

A flicker of recognition graces the man's expression, there and gone in a blink. /end alt text.
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
what's this? more moodboards no one asked for??? because why focus on /writing/ my stories when I can just /fantasize/ about them instead both are side-stories that take place during the 6 years that separate the two main stories of my #09Ghoap Lost & Found series [the homewrecker 'verse]
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
no wait this is more accurate
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
someone nice: 'can't wait to read more in this verse!' meanwhile:
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
imagine your otp / brotp
photo of two folded t-shirts being held aloft; the one on top is black with white text that reads "undiagnosed but something ain't right" and the bottom is white with black text that reads "Diagnosed but I'm pretty sure there's more." /End alt text
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Surprise :D Very very very late, but better late than never, right? ....right? @mwmpregweek25.bsky.social #MWMpregweek25 ↓ Day 6 - Free Space ↓ archiveofourown.org/works/737627...
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
meddling 'verse moodboards because ✨procrastination✨ but at least I finally named the fic so. small win! 'It Takes Guts and Strength' initially just an #09Ghoap omegaverse AU but it's taken on a mind of its own; while Ghoap is still part, there's other focuses as well eg. #RoachGhost qpr
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
homewrecker AU moodboards! #09Ghoap specifically for part 1, which is from Soap's POV :3 I love hw! Simon so much you have no idea.
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I AM MAKING PROGRESS. I HAVE PROOF. [ hw 'verse / mpreg week ]
a screenshot of white text on a deep gray background
two blockquoted segments.

first blockquote
04.03.20 - 6 months
Your eyes are starting to get more colour. They were that grey-blue that many are born with, but the grey seems to be fading out.
I was worried for a little while that you might inherit eyes like mine - looked it up once, heterochromia can be genetic. Thought maybe even if they weren't entirely different, you could still end up with having a segment of different colour. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I've always hated the extra attention.
Think it's safe to say that won't be the case. Seems you're likely to have blue eyes like his ['like his' is crossed out]
Your puppy eyes are already powerful enough, we'll be hopeless to resist you now. 
end of blockquote.

second blockquote
21.05.20 - 9 months (nearly)
You've been babbling for a while now. It's all nonsense baby gibberish. Awful cute though. Nik and Price will sit there giving you undivided attention while you ramble about whatever it is you think you're saying. Look like a group of gossiping old ladies, the lot of you. 
But I think you might actually be catching words now. Earlier I came in from the garden, you were in conversation with Price but stopped when you saw me. And when he asked "Who's that then?" (And I've never understood the point of asking children obvious questions but I think I get it now), with the biggest grin you yelled "Pa!"  and then proceeded to cackle like a little demon. I've been hearing it all day since. It's a tad annoying but at the same time ridiculously endearing, so I don't really mind.
I think we all better start watching what we say around you, or the next thing we know you'll be crawling around shouting expletives.
end of blockquote.
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
might I present you with :
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
little late, but chapters 3 & 4 of my #MWMpregWeek2025 fic Second Trimester yippee! \o/ @mwmpregweek25.bsky.social ↓ Day 3 - First kicks | Day 4 - Crazy Gender Reveals ↓ archiveofourown.org/works/737627...
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I honestly don't know what to say lol I hadn't planned on joining #MWMpregWeek2025 but then an idea came to me and I had to do it so here we are @mwmpregweek25.bsky.social ↓ Day 1's prompt: Positive Tests ↓ archiveofourown.org/works/73762711
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
it's #snippetsaturday yippee \o/ more meddling 'verse because yes. No Soap this time, but remember Iona's little tiff with Ghost? Actions have consequences. ⚠ CW! - implied/referenced past child abuse #Ghoap #09Ghoap
a snippet from ellipsus, off-white text on a deep red-brown background

His reflection stares back at him, and on his left cheek, just below the bone, sits a palm sized, purpled bruise. It's not deep, will likely start yellowing by tomorrow, but it stands out against the stark white lines of scar tissue.

Unsettled, Ghost looks away, ends up staring at the white-knuckled grip he has on the vanity. He hates this, bruising like a peach; it makes him feel delicate, frail. His skin used to be thicker, before everything. 

Even wearing the gaiter, it'll still be partially visible, and Ghost really isn't looking forward to that conversation. Christ, it feels like he's nine again, hoping his teacher won't ask any questions.

(Dropped a glass, mouthed off. Two stitches in his lip. Told her,"S'nothin, Mrs Williams, I fell off my bicycle yesterday s'all." )
/End alt text.a snippet from ellipsus, off-white text on a deep red-brown background

Resigned, he quietly slips back down the hall and into the bedroom. It's just his luck that Roach is already awake. He looks up as Ghost shuts the door behind himself.

"Hey, do y- What-" he's immediately on his feet and standing in front of Ghost. With a gentle hand on his chin, Roach directs him to turn his head so he can inspect the bruise. "Someone hit you."

It's not a question, so Ghost says nothing. He gently pushes Roach's arm away, moving around him.

Naturally, Roach isn't about to drop the matter, "Who?"

"Roach, s'nothin," he digs his e-reader out of his bag, sitting on his bed and propped against the wall. "Don't worry about it."

"Ghost-" he's interrupted by a light knock, followed by Lorna's voice.

"If ye lads are up, Neil's makin breakfast," she informs from the other side of the door.
/End alt text
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Veteran AU - #ghoap thought I'd share a bit more from this 'verse :3 context: Soap's in hospital; his sister has there constantly, and thus Ghost, her best friend, is there too. Elspeth stepped out, so it's the perfect time for Soap to begin his interrogation.
a snippet from ellipsus, pale green text on a deep dark green background

Eyes narrowing, John hasn't yet given up on… whatever this is meant to be. "Yer no good enough for her, ye ken?"

He can't help but laugh, "Like to see you try to tell 'er that." When that doesn't seem to appease John at all, Simon adds, "It's not what you're thinkin mate, we're just friends."

The man snorts dismissively, "Tha's a load o shite."

"S'not though," he shrugs, "Ellie's my best friend- and not just because she's the only person I willingly talk to–"

"Like I'm 'spose te jist believe tha?" 

Alright, Simon's had his fun, now this is getting annoying. "She's not my type, understand?"

Apparently not. 

"The fuck does tha mean? Ye sayin she's n–"

"MacTavish." The command in his tone shuts John up. All he does is blink at Simon like he's been stunned. "I'm gay, you fuckin dolt."
/end alt text.
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
back on my meme shit \o/ 𝖽̶𝗈̶𝗇̶𝗍̶ 𝖺̶𝗌̶𝗄̶ 𝗁̶𝗈̶𝗐̶ 𝗅̶𝗈̶𝗇̶𝗀̶ 𝗍̶𝗁̶𝗂̶𝗌̶ 𝗍̶𝗈̶𝗈̶𝗄̶ #cod #codmw #mw2
A variant of the 'Alternative Responses to "I Love You"' meme
there are pictures of individual characters each with a response assigned to them
from left to right, top to bottom-

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick - "Thanks"
John "Soap" MacTavish - *laughs nervously*
Kate Laswell - "I'm sorry"
Phillip Graves - "Who doesn't?"
Simon "Ghost" Riley - "A horrible decision really"
John Price - *laughs hysterically*
Alex Keller - *finger guns*
Nikolai - "I know"
Farah Karim - "why?"
Alejandro Vargas - "I love me too"
Valeria Garza - "if only there was someone out there who loved you"

/end alt text
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
MV for #wipwednesday again are... are Roach and Soap... /bonding?!/ Someone's bound to have capital-f Feelings about that. #Ghoap #09Ghoap
a snippet from ellipsus, off-white text on a deep red-brown background

Roach takes the bait, {What kind of name is Soap?}

John snorts, "S'no like I chose it for maself, believe me."

{I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours?}

"Why yer called Roach, ye mean?" the alpha asks, considering it for a moment. "Awright. When I was still a private, got dounright pisht one night, an missed drills in the morn 'cause o it. Lieutenant had me runin 'round base doin chores. Shoudna mess aboot with a washer when yer tha hungover- I didnae notice I added too much detergent." Roach's eyes widen, and John chuckles, "Aye, suds up te the ceiling. Lads took te callin' me Soap after tha."

The story's so ridiculous it has Roach snickering so much he's struggling to breath. Poor Bonnie is sniffing at him, poking him with her cold nose like she's trying to figure out if he's dying.
/end alt texta snippet from ellipsus, off-white text on a deep red-brown background

"Um. Tonight. At dinner," Roach hesitates, "…he was there."

It's involuntary - a knee-jerk reaction - the way he's suddenly hyper-aware and braced for a fight. Ghost swallows back the growl that rises in his throat, taking a few breaths to calm himself. Overreacting never helps anything. Roach is with him, safe, and clearly not in any sort of distress.

Clearing his throat, Ghost seeks clarification, "And he didn't- You said he was alright?"

"Yeah- I mean, alright like… I dunno, nice?" Roach pauses, then, "He was still kinda snippy, but not at me. Oh! He didn't even ask, either! About- I mean about my… me, board, yeah."

"Eloquently put, bug," Ghost can't help but tease, chuckling when he's playfully shoved.

"Shut your face," Roach gripes, smothering his amusement. There's a small moment of silence, then he sighs, "I think… think Alpha was right, 'nd he just… needs help?"
/end alt text
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
HW Verse once again for #snippetsaturday :3 that weird moment when you meet your alley hookup from two weeks ago at a park while he's chaperoning some tweens (and you only knew him as Riley which is apparently his last name) #ghoap #09ghoap
snippet from Ellipsus, white text on a gradient rainbow background

Unimpressed with his commentary, the dog simply huffed. He was reeling back to throw when something caught Whisky's attention and she let out an excited whinge.

Following her line of sight, Soap laughed, "No wonder yer so excited, been ages since ye've seen another pup, hmm?" A group of three had just entered the park, a young Golden Retriever bouncing along beside them. When Whisky whinged again, the puppy noticed her, nearly pulling the girl holding the leash off her feet. 

"Honey! We've talked about this," the girl, a small blonde teen, scolded the pup,  "Just because you want to be friends with every dog doesn't mean every dog wants to be friends with you!"

Looking down at his own dog, Soap nodded, "She has a point." He was pointedly ignored.

Another voice called out, "Ello! Is your dog alright with others?" Turning, Soap grinned at the boy. (Also blond, likely the same age as the girl.)
/end alt textsnippet from Ellipsus, white text on a gradient rainbow background

"Thank you!" The girl smiled, finally allowing the puppy to come closer. There was a moment of silence, everyone watching the dogs as they inspected one-another. "Oh! My name is Beth, and this is Honey, she's just turned six months."

"She's pure bonnie," Soap smiled, "I'm John, an' tha's Whisky. She's aboot a year and a half, I think." It was amusing to see her interact with Honey, laying down and nipping playfully at the younger pup's paws.

"I'm Tom. Tom Riley." the boy piped up, holding out a hand for Soap to shake. Polite lad. "The giant there's my brother, Simon." Right, there was a third - though he was hanging back, watching the younger two from a short distance. Sunglasses hid his eyes, but with short sleeves, Soap had no doubt.

Simon Riley.
/End alt text
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Yeah, she can be really photogenic or a major deep, there's no in-between lol Was hunting down a baby picture for you! I thought she might grow into those Dumbo ears but they grew with her xD
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
She's a menace I tell you
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Behold, My WEINER (technically she's only a half weiner but shhhh) Her name is Juno, 6½ years old Dachshund/Chihuahua My smol weiner <3
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
AHAHA YES
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
couldn't decide on what to share for #wipwednesday Homewrecker verse; here's Soap feeling schmoopy have this saved as "Moment before disaster" for reasons :D #ghoap #09ghoap
snippet from Ellipsus, white text on a gradient rainbow background

He finds his lover sitting outside, watching Whisky romp around the yard. The sight actually stops him in his tracks and Soap wishes he had the time or patience to paint this moment. Simon, relaxed on the bench swing with his cuppa in hand and an amused smile playing at his lips. It's been unseasonably warm lately, which is something all three of them can appreciate. 

Like this, Simon looks so soft and content. He looks happy.

The idyllic scene is almost enough to make Soap forget his worries.
/End alt text
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
well that got heavy :) no one asked, but here's my math of Ghost & Soap's night thus far Soap's been alive (again) for about eight hours; Ghost's been driving for at least six (and who knows if he even slept before that) the lads need a nap honestly
a screenshot of white text on a near-black background
A list formatted as bullet points

Makarov kills Soap 21 Nov, 2024
Soap revives 24 Nov, 2024; calls Price around 1930 hours
Ghost informed around 2000 hours; needs time for getting himself and stuff for Soap ready
Ghost drives from Manchester to Glasgow; approximately 4 hours
Soap being transferred takes about fifteen minutes let's say, so they're leaving Glasgow around 0020 hours
Ghost drives from Glasgow takes a detour through Dumfries then goes down to Annan; approximately 2hrs (total)
Soap needs some time to dress, which should be factored in
Ghoap start their conversation around 0240 hours
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Meddling verse once again; back to Roach POV! Johnny boy suddenly seems to be showing an interest in the omegas Mam brought home snips happen in this order, but aren't consecutive like the previous #Ghoap #09Ghoap #snippetsaturday (yes i know it's sunday shhh)
Iona bristles further when the young girl wanders over to Roach's side.

"Whit happent te yer face?" she asks, green eyes big and curious.

Before any of the adults can say anything, Roach writes his reply, showing it to her with a grin.

{Fought a dragon.}

The next several minutes are spent with Aurora ("Ye can caw me Rory, aw ma friends do!") sitting beside him as he relays the tale. Roach used to baulk when anyone - especially children - asked about his scarring, because it's not like he could tell them the truth. The dragon story is something Ghost had helped him come up with during the first few weeks at the Omega House. It's changed over time, becoming more and more ridiculous as they embellished it.

Having to use his little whiteboard is painfully slow, and he wishes Ghost were here to interpret instead.

Then again, with the way Iona keeps eyeing Roach, maybe it's for the best that he's not.
/end alt text.a snippet from ellipsus, off-white text on a deep red-brown background

While Neil fetches a plate for him, John glances between his mother and Roach, "Where's the other one?"

"Ghost wisna feelin up fer meetin awbudy jist yet," Lorna replies neutrally.

John's nose wrinkles, "Whit kind of name is Ghost?" With a small snicker, Roach unintentionally draws attention to himself, the alpha's brow arching, "And ye, whit's yer name then?"

So much for not having to use his board during supper. Neil returns, setting John's serving in front of him, as Roach finishes writing.

He turns the board for John to see, {I'm called Roach.} The suspicious way John eyes him makes Roach want to squirm, but he simply sets his whiteboard aside and resumes eating. Thankfully, the alpha says nothing, turning instead to his own meal.

The rest of supper passes without incident - mostly. Blair does throw some peas at one point, but that's normal for toddlers, really. Made the dogs pretty happy at least.
/end alt texta snippet from ellipsus, off-white text on a deep red-brown background

{What do you want to know?}

The alpha considers him for a moment, "How old are ye?"

Reasonable enough. {Almost 30.}

"An yer friend? How old's he?"

Narrowing his eyes, Roach keeps his reply short, {Older than me.} If this guy is hoping he'll spill some secrets, he's dead wrong - especially when it comes to Ghost.

"Peculiar bloke," John remarks, "What's his deal with the-" he motions to the lower half of his face, "He fight a dragon, too?"

{Ask him.} Gritting his teeth, Roach waits for him to get a hint.

"Much rather talk to ye," the man smirks, "Ye seem better at conversation, an much prettier, too."

The flirtation makes Roach freeze, discomfort and unease roiling in his stomach.
/end alt text
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Meddling 'verse for wip wednesday #Ghoap finally meet and it goes... uh... 😬 cw for John being a dickhead, and Ghost being treated like a villain #09Ghoap #wipwednesday
a snippet from ellipsus, off-white text on a deep red-brown background

"Stand down, Alpha," Ghost says lowly, quiet enough he's sure only John can hear him, "Scaring your family isn't the way to get answers."

"I dinnae want ye here." There's less than a foot between them now.

"That's not your decision to make."

"Ye so desperate tha ye hoore oot yer little friend?"

"Thats. Enough." Ghost growls with no small amount of agitation.

"S'what he's here fer, aye?" There's a cruel glint in his eye that Ghost finds uncomfortably familiar. "Stress relief."

If he makes one more fucking comment like that about Roach…

"Think he'd catch on the first go? Maw would lo-"

Snarling, Ghost swiftly pulls the bastard's leg out from under him and lays him out flat. "I said enough." 
/end alt text.a snippet from ellipsus, off-white text on a deep red-brown background

"The feck are ye thinkin?!" Someone shouts, shoving him aside to reach John. "What kind o wanker beats on a crippled man?! Ye tryin te kill him?! He's got a brain injury for fecks sake!"

If I wanted to kill him, Ghost thinks, He'd be dead.

Knowing there's nothing he can say to excuse his actions, Ghost moves away from Iona and her brother. Neil and Blair are nowhere to be seen, likely already retreated to the house, and Mrs MacTavish is guiding a shaking Roach that way.

Part of him hopes she'll keep him when she brings Ghost back, but another part worries Roach wouldn't be safe with John around. 

Shoving his hands in his pockets, Ghost observes as Iona helps John to his feet. Once he's upright, he bats her hands away - much to her frustration - and starts toward his cottage, limp far more pronounced. Both he and Iona watch the Alpha until he disappears inside.
/end alt text.a snippet from ellipsus, off-white text on a deep red-brown background

The woman then turns irate blue eyes on him, and Ghost knows what's going to happen as soon as she starts stalking towards him. Though he sees it coming, the slap is harder than expected, knocking the sunglasses off his face. It doesn't hurt, but the phantom pain it ignites is significantly less than pleasant.

"Ye arenae welcome in ma home, ye hear me Ghost?" Her words are underlined by the alpha growl in her tone. "Maw and Da can have ye, but ye stay the feck away from ma Match and ma bairns and ma brother." Staring him down, she doesn't move until he nods in acknowledgement.

As she storms away, he's left alone in the middle of the yard.
/end alt text.
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
here's the flowers I had lined up for that character because uhhh >:3c evil.
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I FOUND MY NOTES
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I'm gonna pretend snippet saturday is a thing that I totally didn't just make up, so here #ghoap #09ghoap Soap sucks at flirting, but in his defense- yeah I got nothin
snippet from Ellipsus, white text on a gradient rainbow background

"I'd ask if ye come here often, but the barman seems familiar with ye, so I'm sure I already ken."

"S' a shit line anyway," the stranger replies dryly - and bleedin christ, his voice. Pitched low, a soft sort of husky, and Soap's damn mind is already wondering what he'd sound like–

"S'pose it's a good thing I didn't use it then, aye?" Soap grins, leaning on the table.

The other man lightly scoffs, mimicking Soap by resting his - bloody fucking gorgeous - forearms on the table and leaning forward, "Look mate, if there's somethin you want, just say it. I've no patience for games."

The tone of that voice goes straight to Soap's cock, which is entirely unhelpful when he's having a moral crisis. The stranger's shift forward pulled his hood back while bringing him far enough out of the shadows that his face is more visible.

There's no doubt he's attractive, which really isn't fucking helpful at the moment.

"Wait-" Soap shakes his head, willing his dick to behave. 
/end alt textsnippet from Ellipsus, white text on a gradient rainbow background

"Hold on, are ye even old enough te be in here?" The lad looks like a bloody teenager, and Soap may not be a moral man but even he has lines he won't cross. He expects defiance, for the kid to argue in offence - Soap would have when he was that age.

Instead, he lets out an amused huff, "Wouldn't be sittin 'ere if I wasn't."

"Don't believe tha, Alejandro seems te be fond of ye, no doubt easily swayed, aye?"

"True enough," the slightest smile quirks his lips, "but the same can't be said of his husband."

Curious, Soap raises a brow, "Sounds like there's a story there."

"Might be," the lad replies, standing - Christ he's taller than expected, "Need a smoke." He brushes past Soap, breath hot against his neck when he adds, "You're welcome to join me."

Before he can get his brain back online, before he can talk himself out of it, Soap's following him out.
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Cat :3
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Behold! Cat :3
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
wip wednesday is a thing and I crave validation, so here's a bit from part 1 of the homewrecker simon 'verse #ghoap #09ghoap
a snippet from ellipsus, white text on a dark rainbow gradient background

There were three things John MacTavish - otherwise known as Soap - could always certain of: death, taxes, and his knack for giving in to horribly daft impulses.

Such as hanging around the pub, flirting with people he had no business to be flirting with. Unlikely that Chloe would really care at that point, but it was the principle of the thing.

He was hardly halfway to being pished when something- someone- caught his eye.

The lad was tall, likely of a height with Soap himself, and well built. Not quite a brick shithouse, he was a tad too lean for that, but no doubt just as sturdy. The hood of his jumper kept his face shadowed, but the sleeves were pushed up to show off toned forearms and a tattoo that was trying too hard.

Most significantly - in Soap's mind at least - was how fucking fantastic his ass looked in those jeans. He might've been a bit more jaked than he'd initially thought, otherwise he wouldn't have unsubtly leaned back just to keep that work of art in his line of sight. Denim looked damn near painted on.

/End alt text.a snippet from ellipsus, white text on a dark rainbow gradient background

"If you want a shot with him, you'll have to make the first move."

Soap's attention snapped to the bar staff, "Eh?" The man didn't respond, but placed another glass of whisky in front of him. Confused, he shook his head, "I didn't order another."

"Not for you," the man - fuck was his name? he'd said it earlier - replied with an amused snort, leaning on the bar. "Fantasma will soon be in need of another, and it's a good excuse to approach him, no?"

Stunned as he was, it took a moment for Soap to answer. "Uh, look mate, seems nice of ye te try an set yer friend up, but I'm not–" The lie caught on his tongue.

I'm not like that.

"Amigo, you are in a queer establishment," the barman returned dryly, his smile playful. "I would think the giant flag Rudy put in the window would be enough of a giveaway."

/End alt text.
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
...I have no self control too many #ghoap AUs send help
a screenshot from ellipsus showing the contents of a folder
from left to right, top to bottom the individual stories are titled
1. gen | The Story of Simon Riley
2. GS | Kissaphobic
3. GS | Meddling 'verse
4. GS | The Hunted
5. GS | Unsteady
6. GS | Veteran AU

/end alt textan edited screenshot from ellipsus showing the contents of a folder
there are six stories, each with an added brief description
from left to right, top to bottom the information reads

1. gen | The Story of Simon Riley
Modern Warfare 2: Ghost, Ghost's Backstory canon rewrite

2. GS | Kissaphobic 
'09 veteran! John x trans! Simon, dubbed "Homewrecker verse"

3. GS | Meddling 'verse
'09 alpha! John x omega! Simon, featuring Meddlesome Mama MacTav

4. GS | The Hunted
omega! John x alpha! Simon, dead dove mating run prompt

5. GS | Unsteady
post modern warfare 3 alternative ending, domestic featuring family feels

6. GS | Veteran AU
hurt! John x veteran! Simon, found family feels, featuring a cat named spooky

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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I was thinking about my blorbos (as one does) and realized there's trends... [thirty minutes in MS Paint and here we are] #hawkeye #ClintBarton #wintersoldier #BuckyBarnes #ghost #SimonRiley
A three-way venn diagram, the top labeled as Clint Barton, bottom left as James Barnes, and bottom right as Simon Riley
the cells without overlap contain the following-
Clint Barton - loves purple, Archer, former carnie, canon dog dad
James Barnes - enhanced human, over 100 years old, metal fucking arm, canon cat dad
Simon Riley - keeps face concealed, magnet for betrayal, English, legally dead

the overlap between Barton and Barnes says: snarky, sassy sarcastic; marvel; would die for Natasha Romanoff

the overlap between Barnes and Riley says: follows a captain, former Prisoner of war, sniper

the overlap between Riley and Barton says: shitty dad cliche, just a Guy, Betrayed by superior (or superiors), Blond (applies only to reboot ghost)

the overlap between all three of them says Military-slash-paramilitary, Blue eyes (applies only to '09 Ghost), sharpshooter, and subjected to mind control.
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Royal 🖤 @r0mantics.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
sharing my take on #omegaverse Full disclosure, all of this was written up at like 3AM [two separate 3AMs] I have no idea what's up with all the clinical terminology, and I'm not even sure if that last bit (additional notes) even makes sense but there it is more notes n such in the thread
Title consists of the Greek letters alpha, beta, and omega separated by slashes
Subtitled reproductive anatomy per dynamic and sex
Below is a comparison chart, an 8 by 7 table that displays the following information-
An alpha male has a penis, testes, a knot, and mating glands.
An alpha female has a penis, testes, knot, vagina, and mating glands.
A beta male has a penis, testes, and mating glands.
A beta female has a vagina, womb, and mating glands.
An omega male has a penis, vagina, womb, slick glands, and mating glands.
Finally, an omega female has a vagina, womb, slick glands, and mating glands.
Beneath the table are some notes in a bullet list.
First point, The testes of Alpha Females are internal
New point, The knot is an erectile muscle slash structure of tissue that swells before ejaculation and prolongs erection and ejaculation with intermittent contractions. Its purpose is to tighten and lock (or 'tie') the penis inside the mate's vagina to increase the chance of successful breeding. On average, a tie lasts for 15 to 20 minutes, but the range is anywhere from 5 to 50 minutes. 
Last point, Slick glands are small glands in the vaginal lining that produce additional lubricating fluid known as slick when stimulated. During heat, slick is produced in excess, causing spontaneous secretion, also called leaking, without the need for stimulation. Slick assists with knotting, acts as a mild analgesic, and is meant to prevent painful friction.
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Subtitled Reproductive cycles per dynamic and sex
below is a comparison chart, a 5 by 7 table, that displays the following information-
Alpha males experience estrous, occurring once every 3 months for a duration of 3 to 5 days.
Alpha females experience estrous, but only reactively with the duration depending on unlisted factors.
Beta Males do not experience either estrous or menses. 
Beta females experience menses, occurring monthly for a duration of 5 to 7 days.
Omega males experience estrous, occurring once every 3 months for a duration of 3 to 5 days.
Omega females experience estrous occurring once every three months for a duration of 3 to 5 days; they also experience menses occurring monthly for a duration of 3 to 5 days.
Beneath the table are some notes in a bullet list
First point, Various factors can affect one's estrous or menstrual cycle and cause irregularities.
New point, Fertility significantly increases during estrous, especially for Alpha Females and Omega Males
New point, Estrous can occur reactively via pheromone triggers or artificial means i.e. drugs
New point For Alpha Females, estrous only occurs reactively, as they do not have an estrous cycle.
Last point, For Omega Females, menstruation occurs twelve to seventeen days following a heat, and a total of three times between heats.
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Subtitled additional notes regarding dynamic and sex
The notes are formatted as a bullet list.
First point, Alpha females and omega males are identifiable at birth, since they're the only dynamic-sexes that have dual genitalia.
New point, For the others, dynamic remains unknown until adolescence, when they finally present.
Subpoint, Betas typically present earlier, around age 15, while Alphas and Omegas present around 16 or 17 years old.
Subpoint, Delayed presentation can occur for numerous reasons, from delayed puberty to genetic factors to external influences.
Subpoint, Precocious presentation only occurs in those who've had precocious puberty.
New point, Presentation is the part of later puberty that introduces dynamic-specific hormonal changes and results in the maturation of one's dynamic traits. 
Subpoint, This involves changes in scent and the final development of one's mating glands.
Subpoint, For Alphas and Omegas, it also includes the onset of estrous and the estrous cycle. While Alpha females do not cycle, they still experience a mild rut during presentation.
Final point, Unpresented is the term generally used when speaking of a child whose dynamic is uncertain. [e.g. "I have two kids, an unpresented boy and an alpha girl."] Occasionally also used to denote young Alphas and Omegas who've yet to experience their first rut or heat, respectively.
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