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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

digger is a must see, necessary movie. not because its message can save us, it can't, but because it can make the survivors laugh

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i like when my friend who is the same age as i am talks to me about her projects and about game design and art. and i have to assume she gets the same satisfaction when i tell her about the chronicles of riddick workout post

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

this is the best halloween month name i could think of

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

thc vs caffeine ant, content versus form

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a runabout...! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

But in respect to mortal sins, I would announce the following sins. Their mortalaciousness will not disappoint,

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i pride myself on having unique but plausible theories

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

as soon as my paycheck hits friday you fuckers will be seeing a lot less of me

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i'm not going to be able to fix my id problems in time to register to vote for the midterms and i'm ok with that. i wasn't going to vote for any of the bloodthirsty freaks running my state currently, and i will never vote democrat again in my life. probably i am doing everyone a favor

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i love hoodie weather for many reasons but mostly because i drew all over my hoodie and i love how uncomfortable it makes people

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tomorrow we find out if i am cool enough to use a scooter, or if i'll eat shit on my first attempt. i mean, i know how to operate a bike. how hard can it be

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i didn't mean for this to happen. but it did happen. and i'm sorry. i will be better in the future.

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

top five last six month movie list: 1. coyote vs acme 2. teenage sex and death at camp miasma 3. odyssey 4. resident evil 5. disclosure day (wild card) october is the start of a new movie season and i have seen all of september's watchable films so this list is definitive. please take note 👁✍️

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

dreams are like blindbox toys and lucid dreaming is cheating

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

yo do NOT go see the avengers endgame rerelease. if it's not in their "infinity vision" format, it's literally the last 20 seconds of the film that they change and a 30 second post credit scene and that is it. nothing else. they make you sit through that entire film for literally nothing.

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

this job interview discourse is shaking my belief that the best way to interview is to come in with a backwards cap and a huge boombox playing the sickest beats at the loudest volume. shades are mandatory

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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am once again coming up short on rent. I know a lot of ppl are hurting right now so no pressure but if you have anything to spare I'd really appreciate it 💚 $OrcHoney

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

tonight, on dateline: cats: bouba or kiki? our investigators dig to the bottom to find the truth

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

gahan wilson's blot is mostly bouba, but watch out, it has a kiki streak

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the local theater is so broke that they're hosting retirement fund scammers and also cut the hits of yesterday playlist they've been playing for like 30+ years. i will pray for an errant tungsten rod to drop from space and onto this den of inequity

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

everytime you think i say "whoa" i'm actually saying "woe" and warning you of ill portents

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

rogue discovered the blanket was exactly her size, and commandeered it

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

being soft butch means having to decide between the cute backpack from the local hippy store, which is as ephemeral as spider silk and is brightly, but not reflectively, colored and the super tough utilitarian backpack that you can fuck up with reflective tape and you have to will it to someone.

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

getting kinda late.. kinda tired.. time to check the news [silent screaming for ten minutes] ok i'm terrified i feel alive again thank you

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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

angel girls waking up in my bed after a night of insane, terrible sex:

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

next week's schedule is posted, looks like it's the start of 24 hour week season 😞 guess they're punishing me for moving stores

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

about to see odyssey with dad, he is incredulous at my use of sno caps for mix ins for my popcorn

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

oh shit -that's- where i left it. thanks fellas, you can turn it back into me now. i assure you all tax has been paid long ago.

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

they gonna call frozen water something different in the future. coldies or cubies or some shit

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

going through photos and i forgot i took this. proof the local theater pops their corn ahead of time and serves it stale out of trash bags

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

matroyshka dolls at the local year round christmas store

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

celebrity deathmatch: doomguy vs the "you're doomed" guy from camp slashers

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

being straight sounds terrifying. having to vet men and determine if they're one of the chill ones and not a psycho? i'm glad this doesn't exist in the queer community

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i don't mean to alarm anyone, but it appears that i've been returned for 93 yards and cashed in for a touchdown

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

work gave me two days off, then one day on, then two days off, but to compensate they made today the hardest day i ever worked there

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

my writing style: i run up on the keyboard and slam my fingers on homerow. then i backspace. then i rain furious blows upon my keyboard, words flowing directly from brain, and then it's done. you'll never see a cover letter like mine

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

it's six am, life slams its way back into my lungs and i bolt upright, panting. i am in the perfect condition to draft an important email

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

it's been 50 years to the day that one of the most credible ufo sightings in history was reported in tehran. this is only because my reports of ufos i saw on the way to grandma's house out in the country were not considered "credible" by the ufo "community"

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

next week's schedule posted: it's officially 32 hour week season 😌

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

if you have a craving for a food out of your budget, buy a shitty frozen food version of it instead. you'll be sorry you had the craving to begin with. [direly] look, life is about punishing yourself, disappointment, and pleasure denial. best face that now.

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

forums poster "morally inept" now eligible for the fbi. possibly, this is the reason for the rule change over there

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i'm not gonna be able to vote in the midterms because of id drama being unable to be resolved in time, but it wouldn't have mattered since no one platformed against delaware's dem senators, who both sent me back emails saying they support military action in iran. delaware voters are just fucked dude

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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I started to tell him to stop playing those goddamn bongo drums but then I said to myself, No, that’s not right. You got to let him play his goddamn bongo drums if he feels like it, it’s part of the misery of democracy, to which I subscribe.

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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ordered a scooter so i could be vehicled for the first time in 20 years. now i will be able to zip by with toast in my mouth at even greater speeds

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