the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 1hthe entire "knightfall" storyline is incredible 110 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 17/10/2026left a joke out on a windowsill to cool and turned away. when i looked back, it was gone. i have to assume someone took the joke and ran with it 011 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026i'm sure the director does a good job, and i'm sure it is important for the lazy and stupid who weren't already aware. but also sitting for four hours while i'm blasted with that fool's crimes sounds like my own personally tailored ludovico technique 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026you don't need a four hour documentary telling you that musk is the worst man alive. you should already know this from his actions and deeds. if you didn't already think musk is scum, a soulless monster unleashed upon our world by a vengeful god, then i'm not sure a 4 hour doc is gonna get you there 100 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026i have one of those standing lamps, it's a real pain, it has a touch base on/off switch and so when i stub my toe on it the lights go out and i crash head first into my dresser, which causes me to stumble away wearing several different mismatched outfits, which get caught on the ceiling fan, etc 010 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026tasty steve should've played eric andre's part in street fighter. but it was a lot of fun. the soundtrack is super extra and 90s, the action is fun, everyone does their dumb little moves and it rules. great time at the theater especially if you have street fighter knowledge 100 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026i think we can all learn a thing or two from the parable of avalanche and mako reactor 01 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026the new resident evil movie, but the main monster of the film is a boston dynamics weapons system 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026i am announcing my indifference to the robot uprising. the way i see it, allies will be converted, enemies will be eliminated. by playing the middle ground, i hope to be given a cottage in a human preservation park outside of the influence of their data centers' diesel engines 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026leading a procession of bot-followers down the street like the video for icp's let's go all the way 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026january opens with "the beekeeper 2" so it's looking a lil ominous on the horizon 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026and that's just in the next two weeks! (save i play rocky which is nov 13) like that's a lot to keep up with. november looks a lil dry, but december has violent night 2 (first one was fun), doomsday (admit it, you'll see it too), dune 3 (kinda don't care), and werwulf (looks incredible). good year. 100 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026so far in october: digger (8.5/10) coming up: • street fighter (premieres tonight, will let you know) • wicker (seems weird but fun) • wildwood (stop motion++) • clayface (mandatory for family) • godzilla minus zero (most excited for) • i play rocky (corny but ?) • wild horse nine (major 00s vibes) 100 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026why didn't the crew of the nostromo notice that the ship they discovered was very giger-esque in its chitinous design and run away 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026in my heart of hearts, i want it to be a castlevania meat with a bone through it, but i know in my heart that i'd be like how in games with a cooking feature you can get failures like "mysterious sludge" or "brown lump" that cause negative effects when used 110 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026the cats are using the house vents as fast travel points 120 2
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026evilly playing the F, A, and G chords in succession as the homophobic guitar gods before me like clapton empower my playing 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 13/10/2026mood: inconsolably terrified listening to: metal being shredded by faster, stronger metal 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026the stoners are passing the sticks and seeds to the witches in the handshake 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026finally worked up the courage to eat fruit from my girl's open hand 010 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026eating a peelerz like willem defoe eats the bat in shadow of the vampire 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026the look of a man condemned to a talking to by coach 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026football is so stupid that i didn't realize anyone did anything wrong until i turned on the volume 010 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026ok i need to get out ahead of this and set the record straight: 𝗶 𝗮𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗴𝘁 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸. i am a janitor and not fit for space travel. i want to go home. 020 2
Reposted by the flatboobs monsterThe Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Infuckingcredible, said Julie. Unfuckingbelievable, said Emma. 021 2
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026henk is apparently a real name and not made up for the date with karlach in bg3 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026who up looking through your liked video history to see where you've been in this journey called life, and where you are now 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026finally we'll get the answer to who would win, mike ditka and the 1986 bears vs the heavenly chior of angels 010 1
Reposted by the flatboobs monsterRybartanian @ryanmalm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Trench run in #picotron w procedurally generated greeble textures and props. #indiedev 15596140 596
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026locked in the skydance water tower for not being us citizens, they have been set loose and assigned to the studio conversion counselor 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i have four more shifts at my current store and it can't fucking end soon enough 030 3
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if someone i loved and cared about used the lament configuration i wouldn't try to save their soul or anything. i'd respect their choice. 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i make it a point not to solve any puzzles, lest it be a cenobite trap 010 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i requested the fall festival off and to punish me, work put me on 7 days in a row with a turnaround shift to boot 000 0
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026an example of how Fucked our news outlets are 010 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026• dock boats/tie nautical knots • slice deli meat and cheese to order • make sandwiches, hot food, non-alcoholic beverages • sweep, mop, scrub, and plunge • pest control • high speed unpacking, sorting, and stacking of medical records • resolve medical debt what i want to do: • write, get published 010 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026work i have done in my entry level life: • money handling • video rentals/inventory • film projection, splice, and repair • match outfits (men and women) • a depressing variety of sales • teaching (door/window/moulding installation, others) • scamming people at obama's inauguration • entertainment 110 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i work the register at a gas station, mostly. you get to know people. feel like part of the community. it sucks to be sure, i would rather pursue my Passions, but i have had far, far, far worse jobs. just ignore the haters and crack jokes with the good ones. go for it girl. 110 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i would not travel five seconds to work in a deli or the meat counter ever again 110 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i have done some brutal like 2+ hour commutes for work before. it sucks, but it's good time to read and listen to music. if you aren't driving, just treat it as meditative and it'll suck a tolerable amount. having worked in grocery stores tho, DO NOT WORK DELI OR MEAT. every other dept is chill tho 110 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ripley was my childhood crush, sarah conner made me trans. there's a difference 010 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026runner ups: dana scully, laurie strode 010 1
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ripley made me the woman who loves woman i am today 131 3
the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026hiccups? no no. i'm microdosing the air. 000 0