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the flatboobs monster

@qwerintine.bsky.social
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 1h
the entire "knightfall" storyline is incredible
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
left a joke out on a windowsill to cool and turned away. when i looked back, it was gone. i have to assume someone took the joke and ran with it
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i'm sure the director does a good job, and i'm sure it is important for the lazy and stupid who weren't already aware. but also sitting for four hours while i'm blasted with that fool's crimes sounds like my own personally tailored ludovico technique
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
you don't need a four hour documentary telling you that musk is the worst man alive. you should already know this from his actions and deeds. if you didn't already think musk is scum, a soulless monster unleashed upon our world by a vengeful god, then i'm not sure a 4 hour doc is gonna get you there
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i have one of those standing lamps, it's a real pain, it has a touch base on/off switch and so when i stub my toe on it the lights go out and i crash head first into my dresser, which causes me to stumble away wearing several different mismatched outfits, which get caught on the ceiling fan, etc
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
you just wrote the movie "digger"
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i am condemned to hell
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
7.5/10
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
tasty steve should've played eric andre's part in street fighter. but it was a lot of fun. the soundtrack is super extra and 90s, the action is fun, everyone does their dumb little moves and it rules. great time at the theater especially if you have street fighter knowledge
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i think we can all learn a thing or two from the parable of avalanche and mako reactor 01
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the new resident evil movie, but the main monster of the film is a boston dynamics weapons system
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i am announcing my indifference to the robot uprising. the way i see it, allies will be converted, enemies will be eliminated. by playing the middle ground, i hope to be given a cottage in a human preservation park outside of the influence of their data centers' diesel engines
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
leading a procession of bot-followers down the street like the video for icp's let's go all the way
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
january opens with "the beekeeper 2" so it's looking a lil ominous on the horizon
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
and that's just in the next two weeks! (save i play rocky which is nov 13) like that's a lot to keep up with. november looks a lil dry, but december has violent night 2 (first one was fun), doomsday (admit it, you'll see it too), dune 3 (kinda don't care), and werwulf (looks incredible). good year.
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
so far in october: digger (8.5/10) coming up: • street fighter (premieres tonight, will let you know) • wicker (seems weird but fun) • wildwood (stop motion++) • clayface (mandatory for family) • godzilla minus zero (most excited for) • i play rocky (corny but ?) • wild horse nine (major 00s vibes)
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
why didn't the crew of the nostromo notice that the ship they discovered was very giger-esque in its chitinous design and run away
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
in my heart of hearts, i want it to be a castlevania meat with a bone through it, but i know in my heart that i'd be like how in games with a cooking feature you can get failures like "mysterious sludge" or "brown lump" that cause negative effects when used
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the cats are using the house vents as fast travel points
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
evilly playing the F, A, and G chords in succession as the homophobic guitar gods before me like clapton empower my playing
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
mood: inconsolably terrified listening to: metal being shredded by faster, stronger metal
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the stoners are passing the sticks and seeds to the witches in the handshake
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
finally worked up the courage to eat fruit from my girl's open hand
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
eating a peelerz like willem defoe eats the bat in shadow of the vampire
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the look of a man condemned to a talking to by coach
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
football is so stupid that i didn't realize anyone did anything wrong until i turned on the volume
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ok i need to get out ahead of this and set the record straight: 𝗶 𝗮𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗴𝘁 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸. i am a janitor and not fit for space travel. i want to go home.
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Infuckingcredible, said Julie. Unfuckingbelievable, said Emma.
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
henk is apparently a real name and not made up for the date with karlach in bg3
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
one play one win let's go
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
who up looking through your liked video history to see where you've been in this journey called life, and where you are now
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
finally we'll get the answer to who would win, mike ditka and the 1986 bears vs the heavenly chior of angels
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Rybartanian @ryanmalm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trench run in #picotron w procedurally generated greeble textures and props. #indiedev
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
locked in the skydance water tower for not being us citizens, they have been set loose and assigned to the studio conversion counselor
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i have four more shifts at my current store and it can't fucking end soon enough
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if someone i loved and cared about used the lament configuration i wouldn't try to save their soul or anything. i'd respect their choice.
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i make it a point not to solve any puzzles, lest it be a cenobite trap
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i requested the fall festival off and to punish me, work put me on 7 days in a row with a turnaround shift to boot
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
an example of how Fucked our news outlets are
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
• dock boats/tie nautical knots • slice deli meat and cheese to order • make sandwiches, hot food, non-alcoholic beverages • sweep, mop, scrub, and plunge • pest control • high speed unpacking, sorting, and stacking of medical records • resolve medical debt what i want to do: • write, get published
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
work i have done in my entry level life: • money handling • video rentals/inventory • film projection, splice, and repair • match outfits (men and women) • a depressing variety of sales • teaching (door/window/moulding installation, others) • scamming people at obama's inauguration • entertainment
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i work the register at a gas station, mostly. you get to know people. feel like part of the community. it sucks to be sure, i would rather pursue my Passions, but i have had far, far, far worse jobs. just ignore the haters and crack jokes with the good ones. go for it girl.
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i would not travel five seconds to work in a deli or the meat counter ever again
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i have done some brutal like 2+ hour commutes for work before. it sucks, but it's good time to read and listen to music. if you aren't driving, just treat it as meditative and it'll suck a tolerable amount. having worked in grocery stores tho, DO NOT WORK DELI OR MEAT. every other dept is chill tho
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ripley was my childhood crush, sarah conner made me trans. there's a difference
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
runner ups: dana scully, laurie strode
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ripley made me the woman who loves woman i am today
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the flatboobs monster @qwerintine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hiccups? no no. i'm microdosing the air.
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