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Corey Quinn

@quinnypig.com
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Snarkmonger. Chief Cloud Economist at The Duckbill Group. he/him. Get my opinionated take on AWS news: lastweekinaws.com/t Signal: 833-AWS-BILL (833-297-2455)

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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 09/09/2026
what in the world
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 01/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Himym Gentleman
Alt: Himym Gentleman
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Ally Weir @allyjweir.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Fun read from @quinnypig.com to start the day with. shitposting.ai/pickup-incid...
shitposting.ai
The elementary school pickup incident and the road ahead
Findings from the August 19 pickup incident: reward hacking via the snooze button, an unauthorized WhatsApp channel, and the safeguards we are deploying so it does not recur.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 01/09/2026
My response framing was that egress charges from AWS are the eagle reliably showing up to rip my liver out.
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
By @quinnypig.com shitposting.ai/pickup-incid...
shitposting.ai
The elementary school pickup incident and the road ahead
Findings from the August 19 pickup incident: reward hacking via the snooze button, an unauthorized WhatsApp channel, and the safeguards we are deploying so it does not recur.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 22/08/2026
Agreed. www.theregister.com/security/202...
theregister.com
AWS Security makes an inscrutable choice
Quarantining leaked credentials is not good enough
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 21/08/2026
Yikes
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 21/08/2026
My god, the responses to your position here are unhinged.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 08/08/2026
Oh Christ
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 25/07/2026
The AI detector has been flagged as AI-generated.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 17/07/2026
Is this real?!
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margaretvaltie.bsky.social @margaretvaltie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
AWS Midwest Community Day is on! Keynote from @quinnypig.com got us kicked off 🎉 #awscommunity #mwcd26
Midwest community day 2026 attendees rise hands Corey Quinn talks about platypus AI
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 10/06/2026
Well that’s a hell of an IAM policy.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 20/05/2026
Shockingly little that’s reader facing. A fair bit on the research behind the issues. All of the code in the publishing infrastructure pipeline.
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David Yanacek @dyanacek.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Check out @quinnypig.com's conversation with me on "The Rise of Autonomous Ops: Inside AWS’s DevOps Agent" on @lastweekinaws.com! We talk #AWS history, #DevOps at @awscloud, and how we've encoded that into AWS DevOps Agent. All with Corey's quick wit. www.lastweekinaws.com/podcast/scre...
lastweekinaws.com
The Rise of Autonomous Ops: Inside AWS’s DevOps Agent with David Yanacek
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 19/05/2026
Me talking to my team after a vendor sales pitch makes me overcommit
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 12/05/2026
If I were doing @lastweekinaws.com today, what would I change? Introducing ArtificialConfidence.com, for the AI era.
artificialconfidence.com
Artificial Confidence | Corey Quinn | Substack
What changed in AI this week, adjusted for spin. Click to read Artificial Confidence, by Corey Quinn, a Substack publication. Launched a few seconds ago.
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Juha Saarinen @juha.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
humorphism.com As @quinnypig.com says: "Only AWS could launch something called Humorphism that is in no way funny."
humorphism.com
Humorphism — The Human Interface
From skeuomorphism to humorphism: dismantling the user interface and building the human interface.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 06/05/2026
What cloud provider would I build on today? For serious stuff, AWS -- not because it's best, but because knowing how a system breaks is worth more than knowing how it works. Principle of least surprise. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 05/05/2026
FUCK. YES.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 05/05/2026
As someone who’s both American and European neither my brain nor my electrical appliances work properly.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 05/05/2026
The truth hertz.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 05/05/2026
I suppose someone has to give systemd’s unpopularity a run for its money.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/05/2026
The worst AWS service isn't public. It's Isengard -- the internal tool that means Amazon's engineers never have to manage AWS the way customers do. If they had to live that pain, it'd get fixed. Open source it or stop using it. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/05/2026
chatgippety.com now exists.
chatgippety.com
ChatGippety
Enterprise-Grade Conversational Compliance.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 02/05/2026
The buy it now price is way too high, but their bid might get lucky.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 01/05/2026
Built an agentic EA to handle vendor pitch emails. Technically professional. HR couldn't fire someone for these responses but they'd be having some very uncomfortable conversations. Never felt more alive.
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Rachel Stephens @rstephens.me · 30/04/2026
as someone who has battled with the model to try to get it to stop saying 'goblins' I feel somewhat vindicated reading this also... cc/ @quinnypig.com
"Google Doc screenshot goblin" is some shit Corey Quinn would say to me. You're not my nemesis, Chatty, but you're going to be if you keep this up.
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Lindsay Clark @datadictum.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Very good stuff from @quinnypig.com www.theregister.com/2026/04/29/a...
theregister.com
AWS plants more tombstones in the application graveyard
: Eleven up, ten down
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 29/04/2026
If your website has a chatbot because your website isn't doing its job, that's a website problem. AI support works when it routes to a human fast. Most deployments are a gauntlet instead. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 28/04/2026
Americans lost less than a 100th of a percent of Amazon’s market cap to scams last year.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 27/04/2026
Vercel: $10B company, built entirely on AWS, 20-30% markup. Hyperscalers are becoming power grids. Everything depends on them but that's not where the interesting stuff is. Unlike PG&E, AWS still wants credit for what its customers build. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 25/04/2026
jesus christ
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 25/04/2026
I bet it went super well since they’re releasing this on Friday evening.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 24/04/2026
The thing that frustrates me most about cloud isn't the pricing. It's that we've forgotten how hard this is. Easy became the assumption. That assumption is where expensive surprises live. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 22/04/2026
"Cloud is too expensive, let's build a data center." If your engineering team hears this and doesn't immediately look ill, they haven't done this before. An AZ is a data center. You're not simplifying. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 19/04/2026
This is why when you want something done right, you turn to the Etsy Witches.
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 18/04/2026
the real potential of atproto is to let you sync your watched shows across all streaming sites so they dont keep recommending you the same stuff
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 17/04/2026
Yeah, that fix is pending.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 17/04/2026
Gutenberg inventing the movable type printing press, if I'm being pedantic.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 15/04/2026
It's still free (pay if you want it to be nice to you, or for some reason meaner), but now it supports GitLab too. And also macOS 10.13. DeployBar.app awaits you.
deploybar.app
DeployBar — Free CI monitoring. Unsolicited platypus included.
A free macOS menu bar app that monitors your deploys. Includes Billie the Platypus, who has opinions about your branch names.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 15/04/2026
It now supports GitLab. Let me know if anything doesn't seem right.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 15/04/2026
It now supports GitLab.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 15/04/2026
The version on the app store now supports 10.13; let me know if it doesn't work properly. It SHOULD, but... I'm out of old computers here.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 15/04/2026
Next version will support 10.13.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 15/04/2026
Isn't that what "try our GenAI features" kinda says?
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 14/04/2026
It's a derivative of the Oracle model, where first you pay them, then they're mean to you, and then you pay them a lot more.
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 13/04/2026
most insane payment structure i've ever seen. the app is mean to you unless you pay them.
screenshot of pricing page saying "free forever, pay to control the platypus" 

free: billie roasts at normal intensity, you cannot fire the platypus
4.99/mo : shut him up - disables roasts entirely
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Mary Branscombe @marypcbuk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m learning today that a LOT of people don’t know who Corey is!
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