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Corey Quinn

@quinnypig.com
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Snarkmonger. Chief Cloud Economist at The Duckbill Group. he/him. Get my opinionated take on AWS news: lastweekinaws.com/t Signal: 833-AWS-BILL (833-297-2455)

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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 06/05/2026
What cloud provider would I build on today? For serious stuff, AWS -- not because it's best, but because knowing how a system breaks is worth more than knowing how it works. Principle of least surprise. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/05/2026
The worst AWS service isn't public. It's Isengard -- the internal tool that means Amazon's engineers never have to manage AWS the way customers do. If they had to live that pain, it'd get fixed. Open source it or stop using it. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 01/05/2026
Built an agentic EA to handle vendor pitch emails. Technically professional. HR couldn't fire someone for these responses but they'd be having some very uncomfortable conversations. Never felt more alive.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 29/04/2026
If your website has a chatbot because your website isn't doing its job, that's a website problem. AI support works when it routes to a human fast. Most deployments are a gauntlet instead. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 27/04/2026
Vercel: $10B company, built entirely on AWS, 20-30% markup. Hyperscalers are becoming power grids. Everything depends on them but that's not where the interesting stuff is. Unlike PG&E, AWS still wants credit for what its customers build. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 24/04/2026
The thing that frustrates me most about cloud isn't the pricing. It's that we've forgotten how hard this is. Easy became the assumption. That assumption is where expensive surprises live. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 22/04/2026
"Cloud is too expensive, let's build a data center." If your engineering team hears this and doesn't immediately look ill, they haven't done this before. An AZ is a data center. You're not simplifying. duckbillhq.com
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 13/04/2026
Thanks to GitHub for helping me demo this feature:
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 06/02/2026
Huh I think @techdirt.com sent me a bitcoin
A challenge coin for Techdirt sponsors
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 03/02/2026
And so it does!
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 06/01/2026
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 12/12/2025
When @jeffbach.bsky.social tells me a cert is expired on one of my sites:
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/12/2025
I’m giving “OPN309: Disagree In Commits” at 12:30 at #AWSreInvent, but first I’m catching up with my @awscloud.bsky.social account team.
Assign saying welcome to the executive slap fight center
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 02/12/2025
I went from liking the new Database Savings Plans to enraged very quickly.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 01/12/2025
A wild #AWSreinvent @matty.wtf appears!
The two of us making my ridiculous selfie face
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 21/11/2025
They’re gonna murder me.
AWS marketing about to murder me
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/11/2025
There I fixed it
The progressive delivery book with a cover that hasn’t finished rendering yet
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 31/10/2025
Huh. At least on macOS, less really is more.
Text screenshot:

```
$ ls -al `which more`; ls -al `which less`
-rwxr-xr-x  2 root  wheel  451152 Sep 25 00:03 /usr/bin/more
-rwxr-xr-x  2 root  wheel  451152 Sep 25 00:03 /usr/bin/less
$ shasum `which more`; shasum `which less`
3218fb8943fc708a2a238557ea3a75b80ec6f43b  /usr/bin/more
3218fb8943fc708a2a238557ea3a75b80ec6f43b  /usr/bin/less
$
```
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 31/10/2025
Billie will be focusing his efforts on @lastweekinaws.com and also larceny.
Billie holding a large mallet for no clear reason
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 30/10/2025
AWS: “I wonder who that’s for?”
Garfield, looking at a sign banning Garfield
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 13/10/2025
Empty cracker box
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 09/10/2025
I dunno how it works at Amazon, but AI has been shoved into every work product I use, over my objections. “Until AWS ships it it’s not real?” Please.
An insipid tweet from Andy Jasey, where he talks about how we’ve all experienced how consumer AI can help us in our personal lives, but that same experience hasn’t been available at work
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 07/10/2025
At the Retool Summit in SF this morning. Positioning themselves as an enterprise AppGen platform. I’ve been a Retool customer since 2019; I’m a big fan.
Retool CEO giving a keynote
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/10/2025
Tell me you haven’t updated your understanding of LA since the late 20th century, but use different words.
Marketing display designed as a dating app interface with "From, LA:" header and message reading "Love a good smog fog? Inspired by stifling traffic? You make more than $100K, right? 😂 Sorry, am I coming off thirsty?" Features reject/accept buttons, a "NOPE" stamp, and "Swipe left on your never home" tagline. Bottom shows QR code and "LIVE + WORK MAINE" logo with website information.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/10/2025
“In range?” Did the Portland “International” Jetport install a missile battery since the last time I was in Maine?
An aircraft arrivals board. One item is listed as in range.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 03/10/2025
Man, this @productmanager.bsky.social guy is a MASSIVE douchebag. #monktoberfest.
Me, wearing Ricardo’s nametag
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 02/10/2025
This you?
Group of people at a funeral, gathered around a casket.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 01/10/2025
Launching soon: Ratsissimo, the AI-powered Singing Rat Trap. Backed by Y-Exterminator, through a partnership with RatGPT technology.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 26/09/2025
It must be end of quarter over at Slack/Salesforce, since slack.lastweekinaws.com now shows a giant "Upgrade" plan button I can't get rid of.
A person's hand pointing at the "Upgrade Plan" button on a mobile device screen.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 23/09/2025
Apple’s local foundation model isn’t the best on iOS.
An image showing a user interface with text asking to rank US presidents by "absorbency", an unusual metric not commonly used in political science or history.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 19/09/2025
Someone on the AWS billing team is stupid like a fox.
Transparent pricing, complex pricing, confusing pricing, and a call to make the calculator a paid service, illustrated with images of the human brain.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 18/09/2025
I am personally attacking 40 different AWS services at a minimum here.
Anime meme showing a character pointing at a yellow butterfly, with text labels "AWS" over the character, "RENAMING A SERVICE AND SLAPPING 'AMAZON' ON THE FRONT" over the butterfly, and "IS THIS INNOVATION?" at the bottom. Based on the popular "Is this a pigeon?" meme template.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 18/09/2025
I will never understand why Google *could not race fast enough* to completely torpedo their own generational credibility.
Google search results page in dark mode showing a query for "smile app launcher ios 26" with an AI overview explaining that Smile App Launcher is a free iOS home screen widget app for quick access to essential apps, while highlighting that iOS 26 is fictional as iOS 18 is the latest version.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 15/09/2025
If you book a meeting with me my first day back from vacation, then you’re (like a good dogcatcher) gonna catch some strays.
Me dressed as a Frenchman from the Stereotype Catalog
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 13/09/2025
thank you, Eugene
Four-panel comic strip showing penguins on a snowy landscape. In panel 1, a penguin says "um, sir?" pointing to a sign reading "our enimy". Panel 2: "sir, you spelled 'enemy' incorrectly." Panel 3: "thank you, Eugene." Panel 4: A killer whale bursts through the ice where the penguins were standing, with small penguin figures flying through the air.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 06/09/2025
Follow the wine rabbit.
A statue of an absolutely bullshit rabbit outside of a vineyard. It’s incredibly fucked-up looking.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/09/2025
What the fuck is an “array” in this context?
My third grader’s inscrutable math homework.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/09/2025
I can upload my own GIFs too, at long last.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 28/08/2025
I thought I was kidding but it turns out I'm spot on.
Text screenshot:

| Actions | Description | Access level | Resource types (*required) | Condition keys | Dependent actions |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DeleteAccountColor | Grants permission to delete the color associated with the account | Write | | | |
| GetAccountColor | Grants permission to get the color associated with the account | Read | | | |
| PutAccountColor | Grants permission to sets the color associated with an account | Write | | | |
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 28/08/2025
"Alexa, show me the most bullshit AWS IAM permission in the world."
Text screenshot: "You don't have permission to see the color for this account"
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 28/08/2025
More than a few.
Systemd erotica
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 28/08/2025
“That can’t be real.” I assure you it can.
That exact book
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 26/08/2025
You can come sit next to me.
A canister of salt reading die mad you salty bitch
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 22/08/2025
IT IS 3AM SHUT UP YOU OBNOXIOUS DACHSHUND
The dog banging pots and pans The dog drumming her heart outThe dog with a bullhornThe dog running a leaf blower
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 22/08/2025
BAD DOG!
The dog hanging from a chandelierThe dog operating a forklift without a certificationThe dog driving far too fast on a rural roadThe dog getting into the beer fridge
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 22/08/2025
I'm watching my nanny's dog this weekend. So far Flower has gotten up to some very unsafe things.
Black and tan dachshund with long fur intently watching a stainless steel pot with flames rising from the cooking oil inside, positioned on a lit gas stove in a kitchen setting.Long-haired dachshund with black and tan coat looking attentively at a chocolate bar placed on a wooden table in front of it. The dog's paws rest on the edge of the table in a home interior setting.Small black and tan dachshund standing on top of a step ladder, holding a kitchen knife in its paw. The dog is positioned near wooden stairs in a home interior with a ceiling light fixture visible above.
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 18/08/2025
Some weeks are harder than others.
A koala sitting in a chair, holding a drink and appearing tired, with the text "I have to rest 22 hours a day."
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 13/08/2025
You are not wrong.
S3 stealing Glacier’s work
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 06/08/2025
The LinkedIn logo
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/08/2025
Two years after I made this, how has AWS’s position changed?
Image of a person in a black shirt talking to a person in a room, an image of a hexagon shape with the text "stability.ai", an image of a person in a blue shirt, and an image of hands reaching towards an AWS logo.
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