Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 06/05/2026What cloud provider would I build on today? For serious stuff, AWS -- not because it's best, but because knowing how a system breaks is worth more than knowing how it works. Principle of least surprise. duckbillhq.com 1303
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/05/2026The worst AWS service isn't public. It's Isengard -- the internal tool that means Amazon's engineers never have to manage AWS the way customers do. If they had to live that pain, it'd get fixed. Open source it or stop using it. duckbillhq.com 6346
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 01/05/2026Built an agentic EA to handle vendor pitch emails. Technically professional. HR couldn't fire someone for these responses but they'd be having some very uncomfortable conversations. Never felt more alive. 1210
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 29/04/2026If your website has a chatbot because your website isn't doing its job, that's a website problem. AI support works when it routes to a human fast. Most deployments are a gauntlet instead. duckbillhq.com 1251
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 27/04/2026Vercel: $10B company, built entirely on AWS, 20-30% markup. Hyperscalers are becoming power grids. Everything depends on them but that's not where the interesting stuff is. Unlike PG&E, AWS still wants credit for what its customers build. duckbillhq.com 2100
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 24/04/2026The thing that frustrates me most about cloud isn't the pricing. It's that we've forgotten how hard this is. Easy became the assumption. That assumption is where expensive surprises live. duckbillhq.com 1234
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 22/04/2026"Cloud is too expensive, let's build a data center." If your engineering team hears this and doesn't immediately look ill, they haven't done this before. An AZ is a data center. You're not simplifying. duckbillhq.com 4407
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 12/12/2025When @jeffbach.bsky.social tells me a cert is expired on one of my sites: 0130
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/12/2025I’m giving “OPN309: Disagree In Commits” at 12:30 at #AWSreInvent, but first I’m catching up with my @awscloud.bsky.social account team. 0192
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 02/12/2025I went from liking the new Database Savings Plans to enraged very quickly. 0620
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 31/10/2025Billie will be focusing his efforts on @lastweekinaws.com and also larceny. 030
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 09/10/2025I dunno how it works at Amazon, but AI has been shoved into every work product I use, over my objections. “Until AWS ships it it’s not real?” Please. 5405
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 07/10/2025At the Retool Summit in SF this morning. Positioning themselves as an enterprise AppGen platform. I’ve been a Retool customer since 2019; I’m a big fan. 150
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/10/2025Tell me you haven’t updated your understanding of LA since the late 20th century, but use different words. 9491
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/10/2025“In range?” Did the Portland “International” Jetport install a missile battery since the last time I was in Maine? 2310
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 03/10/2025Man, this @productmanager.bsky.social guy is a MASSIVE douchebag. #monktoberfest. 2210
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 01/10/2025Launching soon: Ratsissimo, the AI-powered Singing Rat Trap. Backed by Y-Exterminator, through a partnership with RatGPT technology. 2130
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 26/09/2025It must be end of quarter over at Slack/Salesforce, since slack.lastweekinaws.com now shows a giant "Upgrade" plan button I can't get rid of. 1261
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 18/09/2025I am personally attacking 40 different AWS services at a minimum here. 5591
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 18/09/2025I will never understand why Google *could not race fast enough* to completely torpedo their own generational credibility. 2354
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 15/09/2025If you book a meeting with me my first day back from vacation, then you’re (like a good dogcatcher) gonna catch some strays. 3611
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 28/08/2025"Alexa, show me the most bullshit AWS IAM permission in the world." 1122125
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 22/08/2025I'm watching my nanny's dog this weekend. So far Flower has gotten up to some very unsafe things. 14928
Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 04/08/2025Two years after I made this, how has AWS’s position changed? 2141