Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yesterday one of teammates accidentally clicked the "Improve my Writing" button in Jira. He cancelled it as quick as he could while sadly saying "I thought my writing was pretty good in this one :(" 010
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I propose we no longer call it the gas pedal, but instead call it the juice pedal. Works for gas or electric, and makes you sound like you're from some kind of awesome 80s movie. 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You should maybe look at a palak paneer sauce recipe, just change the spices. 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is like that Salvador Dali Abraham Lincoln painting, as it looks like burger patties until you zoom in 010
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ol Georgie does have an extra R in his name, it's just his family tradition 000
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsSquirrel 🏴 @therabbitwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Apparently the dog was busy mauling the person on the ground when cops just started unloading into both of them. 042
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So Portland cops shot their own K-9 yesterday, right? If the now deceased suspect had done it they would be screaming it from the rooftops. We know cops love shooting dogs, apparently even their own. 010
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This week episode of SNW "Tomorrow's Enterprise" - take a shot every time they say "white hole" 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The worst part is that this means in many cases the fraudsters don't have to pay back the money they stole 000
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsMitch Green @councilorgreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Here’s a bit more detail about our Fair Share Tax proposal, for those of you who like to dig into the legislative text itself. Here are the changes in the exhibit that describe which firms get relief and which large corporations will see a hike. 99834
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have a more elegant theory. You know the idea of the one-electron universe? There's only one singular orange cat, and all of them are simultaneously Garfield. There is also only one lasagna for an infinity of Garfields. 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've been seeing a lot of people boomer posting about how the left can't win and socialism is evil, and they all are dumb as posts and can't actually make any arguments 050
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsCorey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language 5951561219
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is how we get Americans to use the metric system???? (SI = the metric system) 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm quite certain that landlords who charge application fees are doing exactly this scam. 030
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsGive Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026One of my favorite sayings about Porand Politics. "We gotta get these communists/socialists out of government! Theyve been running and ruining portland for too long" Like my guy. Communists /socialists have NEVER ran portland. Never ever ever. And they still dont. Maybe, give them a chance? 0255
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsJuan C Chavez @inafutureage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hmm, right wing chuds pepper spraying people outside a drinking establishment in Portland… Surely no one’s ever done this to disastrous personal financial consequence! www.wweek.com/news/2026/02...wweek.comCider Riot Attackers Must Pay $760,007 in Damages to Tasting Room’s OwnerThe four men sowed violence at the left-wing cidery in 2019, knocking one patron unconscious. 512944
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026everyone I care about and love is struggling emotionally, underemployed, worked to the fucking bone, forsaken by basically everyone outside of their communities. I’m inclined to be a lot more forgiving toward my trans siblings right now than I otherwise might in a perfect world, and so should you 01449205
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsunlawful whatever 🐝 @inlovewthemooon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026After a failed protest at the sports bra again the chuds have been pushed out of the neighborhood and are taking shelter in Fred Meyers on ne Broadway and 27th area 3335
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys fans 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The other TriMet riders must be wandering why I cackled so loudly just now 010
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold 282722215
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 20/09/2026RFK Jr has told me that it's actually very healthy to drink the juice that collects at the bottom of my compost bin 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I need to buy a K-safe to keep myself away from these honey roasted peanuts 001
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The KKK apologizes for being associated with a Converse ad 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just got my vaccinations at LeCare pharmacy - so quick and easy! 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Kinda makes you understand why Mitch Green said some of those things about Portland cops. We don't need violent thugs assaulting people in crisis. 030
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Imagine if you only went to jail if you INTENDED to kill someone with your car, not if you just happened to hit them. Oh wait, that's the system we already have, now just extended to killing of non-humans! 020
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsDebby33 ❌ 👑 @debby33.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is what billionaire censorship looks like 101
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsWhite Flight From the Mouth of Infinity @leyndellsoviet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Great Man of History theory is reactionary bullshit, but we're learning in real time that Flailing Oaf of History theory is extremely valid and explains much of our current world. 17518
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Not gonna lie, I thought this was some kind of desiccated meat product or extra crispy carnitas 100
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I love the part of Space Seed where Khan is like "better give up, Kirk, I have 5 times your strength" and then Kirk absolutely demolishes him with a warp drive tire iron 010
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsDavid Mack @davidmack.pro · 14/09/2026This kind of institutionalized thuggery can’t be reformed. ICE must be disbanded and its agents prosecuted. 134423
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026shoutout to the time my dad called and was like hey I wanted to get you something special want a signed copy of the two towers I found so I was like fuck yeah and he's like cool I'll send with your cousin can't risk mail obv and then some months later it came and it was signed by someone called Ajay 1662134
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My favorite fact about stop signs is that even the Nazis didn't expect people to come to a full stop at a stop sign, so if you're a stop sign stickler you're in favor of a stricter traffic enforcement regime than the Nazis 000
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsPannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 02/09/2026"cyclists don't stop at stop signs" honestly sounds like something you'd say if you thought smoking weed was bad because it was illegal 0153
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Laurelhurst Park Dog Stick Library is just so delightful 041
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Kinda looks like a tempeh burger actually. If ppl will buy something with an ad that looks like this, maybe they'd eat a fake meat burger not made by AI! 010
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The War on Terror began 25 years ago today, when Congress passed the post-9/11 Authorization for Use of Military Force. Only one member of Congress had the courage and foresight to oppose this blank check for forever wars: Barbara Lee. 13354421517
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My friend Jonny in high school created his own tabletop RPG system and campaign setting where everything was named after Hoobastank for some reason. He wasn't even a fan, just the name was so compelling he couldn't resist. 020
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In case you're scared of vegan food, here are some non scary options: - oreos are vegan - chips, salsa, and guac - hummus and pita bread or baby carrots You've secretly been eating vegan all along! 093
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just had somebody try to convince me that US energy policy has been run by environmentalists for the last 40-50 years. He also didn't know they air pollution is not the same as climate change. 000
Reposted by Dave, admirer of squirrelsFischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026from 1969. we should fix that 1344
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Deep Thought of the day: graham crackers are the plywood of gingerbread 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I bought a 2015 Leaf for $6K. Only 80 mile range but that covers almost everything except road trips. With gas prices the way they are I couldn't be happier. 010
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Portland is looking good in her autumn colors 020
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Pleasantly surprised to find that I'm not nearly as out of shape as I expected when riding my non-electric bike! 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The US is blowing up oil tankers? I guess this war is going REALLY well 000
Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Window shopping from cars is such a stupid idea. If you've ever actually walked or biked down a street with shops you'll notice 100x more than if you're driving. 000
