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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 59m

I'm skeptical, considering how many of these ultra old people turn out to be their children who are scamming pension funds

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 1h

My granddad used to eat the big shredded wheat slathered in butter as an after dinner treat. My grandma was always very annoyed by this. Shredded mini wheats, on the other hand, have no excuse being as good as they are.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 10h

He's the brother of the guy Ari Gold from Entourage was based on (Ari Emanuel). His other brother (Ezekiel Emanuel) is the doctor who wrote "Why I Hope to Die at 75" back in 2014, basically telling old people to kill themselves, and he is still alive even though he's over 75 now. Bad family.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 12h

Their beer bellies are certainly growing

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 23h

Toss those in plenty of olive oil or bacon fat and roast 'em with some garlic and black pepper, finish with a splash of citrus or hot sauce...

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I actually know a bunch of liberal young folks who have moved to Texas (Austin) in the last couple years. My niece couldn't afford to live in the bay area and her company had a location in Austin, so she moved there to be able to buy a house.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My wife took me to see Weezer a couple weeks back for the 25th anniversary of our first date, which also was the 25th anniversary of 9/11

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

North Ohio, next you're gonna tell me there's a West Virginia

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I grew up in Northeast Ohio and I've never heard anyone refer to North Ohio. Northern Ohio maybe, but North Ohio sounds stupid. "I heard he moved to North Ohio"sounds like he drowned in Lake Erie.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Smoked pork shoulder tacos with salsa verde and sprouts, roasted broccoli on the side. Just leftovers for breakfast.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jack Bauer should have been biking around LA in 24

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Garfield was at the whims of what that moron Arbuckle could do for him. Heathcliff went out and got that fish skeleton.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gotta instill a fear of squirrels into the baby owls

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Owls look all big and scary but they are mostly fluff

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My wife's cousin was giving everyone whiplash with the one pedal driving because she's a terrible driver

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yeah it sounds like these drivers have absolutely no finesse with the gas or brake

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Finally answers the question of who blew up the toilet

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Abacus Wizard @abacuswizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Be a hatter not a hater

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's only his money because we haven't taxed it away from him. No single person should have so much money and power, it's not good for them or for the rest of us.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think their support is much softer than they think, especially because they've helped out ICE so much

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You need to read up on the history of the "sewer socialists"

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think you meant "aisle". But there are definitely Dems who are friends of Republicans because they met on an isle - Epstein Island.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He also out of nowhere denied having a series of mini strokes

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"what's this? It's weird and confusing" is how we answer the phone

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Accordion and/or bagpipes in the backseat

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Atlantis was "we're outmatched and some of us are huge assholes, but we're a family who are gonna explore this insane galaxy full of crazy cool tech together and save the universe, and have some personal growth in the meantime".

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A lot of these foundations they donate to are actually tax dodges. They can employ their family and friends and still maintain control of the money.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I bought a 2015 leaf earlier this year, primarily to be driven by my 16yo. Still drives great. Aside from the wear and tear from being over a decade old it still drives like a dream and can beat most gasoline cars in acceleration.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wow, didn't realize he had about the most Nazified name you can get

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Onions may smell worse but they still smell like onions. Potatoes smell like rotting flesh which is very confusing.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My parents kept guinea pigs when I was very small and I remember that one of them died of heatstroke just from being out on the lawn

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I figure I should rank the less popular candidates who I would like in office as #1 then the popular one I like as #2. That's the whole point, right?

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yesterday one of teammates accidentally clicked the "Improve my Writing" button in Jira. He cancelled it as quick as he could while sadly saying "I thought my writing was pretty good in this one :("

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My naturopath sister in law was telling us that gums are bad for your microbiome. I will also say that the gum free gluten free donuts I ate the other day definitely awakened my microbiome.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How much is just that the mass market version has been degraded so much they don't taste good because they have to be shelf stable for years and they cut every corner possible? I've had homemade rice krispie treats made with real butter that were also very tasty.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He said he didn't do well in school until he started on heroin, so whatever the opposite of that is

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Convict Leasing is what they want. All the benefits of slave labor with none of the responsibility. And it's legal under our constitution.

en.wikipedia.org

Convict leasing - Wikipedia

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