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Dave, admirer of squirrels

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I live in the PNW. I play various ukuleles.

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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Smoked pork shoulder tacos with salsa verde and sprouts, roasted broccoli on the side. Just leftovers for breakfast.
Smoked pork shoulder tacos with salsa verde and sprouts, roasted broccoli on the side.
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Laurelhurst Park Dog Stick Library is just so delightful
The Dog Stick Library - a small signboard shaped like a doghouse with racks holding a selection of fine sticks to play fetch with your doggo
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nah, I think they're just these things:
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yes, that's why Ben Gvir is posting campaign videos showing him putting Palestinians thru what can only be described as a holocaust factory. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Portland is looking good in her autumn colors
A view of the Portland skyline looking northwest from I-5 heading south. Gray skies and light rain.
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You didn't link to a page, you linked to a search engine. The Wikipedia article is very clear that you're just straight up wrong and I am correct. Cite your source.
Second paragraph of the Wikipedia article on the N word
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yes, and she's getting that. Literally the first article I found searching for "trump jean carroll escrow interest": www.pbs.org/newshour/pol... Originally was $5M, it's grown to $5.8 while in escrow.
NEW YORK (AP) — The writer E. Jean Carroll can collect $5.8 million held in escrow since a jury found that President Donald Trump sexually abused and defamed her, a federal judge ruled Wednesday. Trump's lawyers immediately appealed to stop the payment.

The president has already deposited the money in an account. The U.S. Supreme Court recently let the 2023 civil verdict stand, clearing the way for Judge Lewis A. Kaplan to release the money. The initial $5 million award has grown with interest.
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Who's gonna eat the bus stop polenta?
a container labeled POLENTA (about 1/4 full) sitting at the bus stop the NW corner of NE 15th and Ainsworth. It's laying on its side on the concrete.
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Found my mom's old recipe!
Ingredients
3/4 cup ground green bell peppers
1/4 cup ground Jalapeno peppers
1 cup cider vinegar
5 cups sugar
1 6 ounce container liquid pectin
green food coloring

Directions
Grind the peppers(use rubber gloves for the jalapenos as the seeds burn the hands). Combine peppers, vinegar and sugar in large kettle and bring to a boil. Boil 4 minutes. Remove from heat and cool 1 minutes, add pectin and a few drops of food coloring. I strained through a sieve into jars (hot sterilized). Seal with paraffin or whatever.
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tweet saying "Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day"
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Or you're just a spammer / bot.
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Also visited The Strand, which is NYC's (inferior, but better than 99% of bookstores) equivalent of Powell's. And for some reason we're inflicting a Voodoo Donut on NYC? Can't we export something *good*?
Storefront of the soon to open Voodoo Donut location in Manhattan
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
For example, Bill the Cat has had Donald Trump's brain implanted in his head:
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
To uncelebrate MURICA today we're making Asian food, so I had to pick out the most American piece of ginger I could find
A piece of ginger root that looks like a gun
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Came back into the bedroom and heard crazy scratching behind the curtain. This freakasauras squirrel was trying to climb up our door, presumably to get our attention. (They know my wife feeds them in the morning.)
A squirrel hanging onto the outside of a glass door, trying to get my attention
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You think both the LBDA, Robin's widow, and the Parkinson's Foundation are all lying to you? Here's the autopsy report: www.autopsyfiles.org/reports/Cele... You could have looked this up yourself. Hope you feel good about accusing people of lying for no reason.
Section of the robin williams autopsy report with the final pathologic diagnosis of diffuse lewy body dementia
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Like the classic dril tweet, but for GNC folks
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My wife jazzed up my hat with some lovely blossoms knocked down by the wind while we were walking around Portland. Too bad they were Bradford pear flowers - stinky!!! 🦨
A bearded man in a brown hat with some stylish but stinky blossoms on his hat
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Cool Satan hoisting a tankard
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
My wife loves this cheeky face
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If we're talking everyday office equipment, this will do the trick
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Tweet from "Thing Bad" @Merman_Melville

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Please explain, because you haven't given any arguments that are more than "because I said so". Let me screenshot the entire article which explains it very clearly:
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Here, since you're too lazy to read any sources yourself, here's a screenshot:
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Dril never misses
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Please don't insult dongs like that. He's actually a rectal polyp.
side by side comparison of stephen miller and a rectal polyp
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I think you were too subtle with your acrostic...
Sign explaining the DENNIS system from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Made pozole verde for the first time today. High recommended A+++.
A pot of opaque greenish yellow broth, and a wooden spoon with chunks of chicken and vegetables.
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
For dinner tonight I made Hachis Parmentier. It's the same as shepherds pie but I added a bunch of white wine to make it French.
A shepherd's pie in a red cast iron dish.
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits.
Demon hockey kids from Dogma
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Here's a random fox squirrel I captured back in the spring!
A fox squirrel standing on a tree brand looking directly at the camera
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Are you racial profiling the owls?
Family guy okay not okay color chart meme image
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I can include links too! www.ice.gov/news/release...
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Bella Ciao is on Nick Fuentes' Grouper War playlist
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Grok thinks this is what he really looks like
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
About a year ago I threw together something so ridiculously tasty just from random pantry ingredients I had to write down the recipe... I should make this again but on purpose.
Human Chow for Humans
Created Sep 22, 2024

5 strips bacons, chopped
1-2 tbsp achiote paste mixed with water to loosen up
Chopped onion, carrot, bell pepper, cabbage, garlic - saute in bacon grease, deglaze with juice from tomato can
1 can diced tomatoes
1 can black beans
6 pearl onions, halved
2 zucchinis, cut into chunks
half a bag frozen roasted corn kernels
a splash of coconut milk
Serve with smoked sausage over rice
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
First time I heard this was when a barred owl was flying down our block. We're used to normal neighborhood wildlife sounds, but this was extra weird and creepy until I saw those eyes staring at me from the tree...
A barred owl sitting in a maple tree
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Glanced up at my ceiling and saw this little fragment of light #beauty
Green and orange-pink hues on my ceiling reflected from outside my window
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Our favorite squirrel, Granny, is missing most of her tail, but still has an amazing attitude! She'll wait for my wife to come home:
Granny the short tailed gray squirrel splooting by our front steps, waiting for her human friend to return home
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This is what I found
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Is he really saying "They made me become a Nazi"?
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Our beautiful Granny Squirrel decided to have a snack of some flowers growing in our tree lawn. #sqrlpix
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Granny squirrel came by again and peeped in the window at me to ask me to send my wife upstairs to give her nuts on our balcony. #sqrlpix
Granny, a grey squirrel, peeking through the foliage through the window at me, asking us to bring her nuts
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Our favorite friendly squirrel (Granny) has taken to climbing up and looking in my wife's office window to ask for nuts. Today she climbed up and knocked on the window with her paw to get our attention. She has my wife very well trained. #sqrlpix
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Here's our favorite fox squirrel, Rosita, looking especially chonkalicious today! #sqrlpix
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I've been getting ads for something that claims to be "liquid adderall" but looks like it's actually some kind of bored ape mushroom potion. If you are dumb enough to buy a product like this, I don't know what that says about you.
A picture of a bottle of some kind of scammy "Smart drops adaptogenic mushrooms" with a picture of a Bored Ape
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I'm more of a squirrel pictures kinda guy... #sqrlpix
A gray squirrel looking back at the camera over its left shoulder.
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Bluetooth earbuds are no substitute for the sweet tones of those on the ear headphones with orange foam, through the cheapest wires money could buy, connected with the classic 1/8" two-pole stereo jack. The three pole connectors really degrade the quality of the poorly mastered recordings
Vintage on the ear headphones with orange foam, the proper way to listen to alternative rock
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Dave, admirer of squirrels @quercusmax.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Any love for bob-tail squirrels? Our favorite squirrel lost half her tail this summer but we still thinks she's the best! #sqrlpix
A gray squirrel asking us for nuts. She's lost half her tail but is still very sweet.
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