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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
my entire life's savings to whoever can invent an antibiotic that makes my sinuses a barren wasteland but leaves my poor beleaguered gut bugs intact
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Panificadora Lúcifer LTDA @lucifffer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The gift of prophecy meme

Random internet users just trying to be comedic

Vs 

Apollo about to throw a ball named the gift of prophecy
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Imagine being a moderate Republican and getting outflanked on decency, morality, and basic humanity by these four nutters
Four headlines in which Marjorite Taylor Greene, Tucker Carolson, Piers Morgan, and Alex Jones condemn Trump for his genocidal threats to Iran.
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Ah, fuck
A positive COVID test where the test strip isn't even fully saturated yet
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I am back on my bullshit* again *(augmentin for yet another fucking sinus infection)
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Video of me playing the Samuel L Jackson narration of "Go the Fuck to Sleep" and staring pointedly at the camera which pans around to reveal that I'm glaring at my laptop and not a baby
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Moe getting a prank call
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Just got violently ejected from the book I was listening to because the POV character is describing how she is suffering badly from altitude sickness at a ski cabin in _New Hampshire_, a state whose highest peak barely tops 6,000 feet.
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Current domestic drama: a very bad mom keeps stashing her babies in my engine compartment. She retrieved this little guy's sibling this afternoon but never came back for him so he's going to a rehabber tomorrow morning if he can hang on overnight
A tiny baby squirrel curled up in someone's palm
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I'm a broken record on this but yet another thing dems need to be upfront about is every single American who in any way had something to do with this can expect to face charges
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Traveling this week for the first time in a long while and dang I missed this
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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GO FUND ME LANGUAGE

To avoid potential conflicts with FEMA assistance, it's important to frame your GoFundMe campaign carefully. Here are some ways to rephrase your request for donations:
"Your contributions will help us through this challenging time."
"We're seeking support to cover unexpected costs and to get back on our feet."
"These funds will assist with needs that might not be fully covered by other sources of aid."
"Your help will allow us to address the many aspects of recovery and support our family through this crisis."
"We're raising funds to recover and support our neighbors and family."
Avoid specifying that the funds are for disaster related expenses like home repairs, rebuilding, medical bills, or cleanup if you intend to apply for FEMA assistance for those specific purposes.
Instead, keep the language broader to reflect general recovery and supplemental needs.
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
man I love this animal
A brown dog with a purple tongue smiles at the camera
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Mónica C. Camacho @mc2x.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Murder is wrong. Vigilante justice is not justice. But judging ppl for failing to grieve someone who harmed them so directly, deeply, and often irreparably is cruel. GoFundMe is full of ppl who died begging for healthcare. Disabled ppl all have horror stories about reps telling them to just go die
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 05/12/2024
Last year, my health insurance company stopped paying for my Humira. Humira is a type of immunosuppressive drug called a biologic, and I take a pretty high dose of it to control my severe Crohn's Disease. Without it, I will have a bowel obstruction, and then I will die. (Cont)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
Vincent D'Onofrio &
@vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure
this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and
see the stars for the first time.
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The dog has a corneal abrasion which means she's getting eye drops 3-5 times a day and has to be perpetually in a cone. She's also been stoned out of her gourd on pain meds. I can't explain to her why Mom is suddenly so mean and why her life is a living hell out of nowhere. Feels bad man
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The baller move for the Democrats here is to openly publish the Gaetz report on Xitter, and make Musk decide whether or not to censor it. It will quickly get out anyway. But it would put him in a deeply uncomfortable spot with Trump.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
'Katy Perry, please stop, begged a nun. Then she collapsed and died.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 06/11/2024
I find it grimly ironic that today is apparently Stress Awareness Day
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Tall Rob @grandrobert.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
The way this Tressie McMillan Cottom reply blew my hair back…
Image from NYTimes.

Healy: If Harris wins, are there steps she could take to unify the country? Or do you think unity will be out of reach?

Cottom: Why would a President Harris be expected to unify a country that was never unified before? I want her to expand the court, make care work part of American infrastructure and use the bully pulpit responsibly. I don't care about unity.
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­­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­  ­ hamgod . ­­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­­ skin @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hamgod.skin · 05/11/2024
it would be very funny if trump lost the election and then died
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 05/11/2024
ah.
nyt headline: trump, vance and allies hurl insults at women as race ends
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
bsky.app/profile/mnat...
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I am having a Dude be Rude to me and I am not best pleased by it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
The October Surprise is an advent calendar of racism.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 25/10/2024
Helen Mirren thinks it's "magical" that dancing in orbit around the earth are a hundred robots singing (at 1575Mhz, one eternal note held halfway between B♭ and B, 21 octaves above middle C), and any time you can hear four of them sing at once you know exactly where in the universe you are
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
for no reason at all thinking about the fact that trump was a known associate of jeffrey epstein and the mysterious way jeffrey epstein died in custody in a federal prison, while trump was president, with the security cameras outside his cell disabled. just a thing bouncing around my mind today
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
An iteration of the dodgeball meme: a girl (labeled "Apollo") aims a dodgeball (labeled "the gift of prophesy") at her friends (labeled "drill, for some reason")
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Husband and I joined Costco today pretty much entirely for Halloween candy purposes. If we run out this year I will lose my mind
A dining room table covered with  multiple massive bags of candy, popcorn, and Oreo snack packs that total over 55 lbs
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
why the fuck is this only coming out now
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
😬
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Sense of smell is back post COVID so could finally break out the new @cowboyandcricket.bsky.social candles last night, Gideon is a smash hit in this house
An "aesthetic" photo of a black pepper + cocobolo + orange + Sriracha scented candle (Gideon) in an amber jar from Cowboy & Cricket
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
@turbles.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️
A Cowboy and Cricket candle burning in an amber glass jar
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Trump camp gives thumbs up to menstrual surveillance programs. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump...
talkingpointsmemo.com
Trump Camp Says State Menstrual Surveillance Programs are A-OK
One of the most toxic and politically explosive parts of the current...
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
This makes total sense to me. I am constantly trying to reduce friction in my life. If a store has an item I'm trying to buy locked up, I am going to stop seeking that item at that store, remember that that store puts roadblocks between me and buying stuff, and patronize them less going forward
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Aunt: explain this north Carolina scandal Me: no Aunt: now Me: do I have to Aunt: you think I am a child tell me now Me:*starts* *30 seconds later* Aunt: Stop Me: enough Aunt: never speak of this under my roof ever again
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
my house is very chilly but i have a blanket and a soft long sleeved shirt so i am choosing to interpret it as "cozy" (it is chilly)
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
call me crazy but i do not believe that a 23 year old who is outraged about the treatment of **Mitt Romney** in 2012 is an “undecided voter”
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Is it just me or is the period here especially savage
Vox push headline reading “what happened to Nate Silver.”
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
okay fine me too
@quarteringsea was user number 453,212
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Hey COVID profoundly sucks actually!
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Community notes are the funniest things to ever happen to social media bar none
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saudade @quarteringsea.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
I have COVID for the first time 😞
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