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Quantum Monkey

@quantummonkey.bsky.social
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He/Him. Autistic. Gamer. European. From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs. Capitalism sucks.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse
“I’m going to tell you something very intimate,” she tells Variety’s 
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  in this week’s cover story. “The reason why I do this job ... I never really wanted to become an actress, but I wanted to exist. The only way I found to exist was to have my image printed on a film and have the proof of my existence.”
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
losing my mind watching people genuinely complain that there wasn’t enough ‘variety’ in their awards show because Expedition 33 - a game that is exceptional in almost every way - won several awards for being exceptional in almost every way
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/12/2025
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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gяєαтѕαιуαgнσυℓ 🎃 @greatsaiyagirl.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
A reasonable development cycle where developers are treated properly and paid well for their efforts.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
What he said: 💯 🎯
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Anyone who abuses an animal deserves to go straight to jail imo
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
What happens when autistics take Tylenol
Meme: skill increase notification from Fall Out that reads “Your autism level has increased”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This is all true btw
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Dee Snider @deesnider.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
40 years ago as of September 19th....
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Nova @diceynova.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Gonna start referring to productivity software like people talk about video games. "Oh yeah Google Docs is a Cloud-bases Word-like." "Trello is a Lanestyle Jiracore Tasklike" "Only weaklings need to use a Pomodoro to get through Sheetstyle work."
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Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
🏔️INTRODUCING WOOLHAVEN 🏔️ Cult of the Lambs HUGE story expansion! Awaken winter.❄️Rebuild the flock.🐑Uncover the past🏔️ 🧊DLC COMING EARLY 2026!🔴
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
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John Iadarola @johniadarola.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If somebody asks you to prove your gender in a bathroom you should be legally allowed to punch them in the face as hard as you can.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne funeral procession through Birmingham is being led by musicians playing Iron Man 🤘🥺🙏
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Add some avocado if you’re feeling fancy
Meme: picture of a BLT sandwich. Text reads: 

Sometimes, all you need in life is a BLT
B-Quit your job
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
From 1977, back when CDC would partner with Star Wars to promote immunization among kids... How did we go from this to Jr?
R2D2 and C3PO on a poster that says "parents of earth, are your children fully immunized? Make sure, call your doctor or health department today. And may the force be with you.
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Why support human wrongs when you can support human rights?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
When @bradtakei.bsky.social and I first got together, we never imagined we’d one day celebrate Pride openly, let alone post about it on the internet. But here we are, joy and all. Happy Pride, everyone! Let’s keep showing up, speaking out, and marching forward (glitter optional, but encouraged). 🌈✨
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MidwestHedonist @midwesthedonist.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
gm
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Spare us the fake outrage.
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Jupie ༊*·˚ @jupieverse.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
even if bluesky “dies” and I’m the only one left posting here, I’m still not going back to twitter
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andalucia13913.bsky.social @andalucia13913.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Está claro no
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🅽🅸🆉🆉🅻🅴-🅱 🎮 @nizzleb.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
“Video games cause violence” Me: *Taking pictures in photo mode of a cat I found*
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
We’ve noticed a number of suspicious websites popping up, claiming to sell Esquie plushies. Any third-party websites selling Esquie plushies are NOT officially licensed. Many of them are using AI-generated artwork to advertise, and we strongly recommend against purchasing from these sources.
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La Patri @lapatriperez.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Que la tierra te sea leve!!! Se va el político que siempre e querido votar!!!🖤
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Too tired to be productive, too stressed about not being productive to rest.
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 05/05/2025
Wolfenstein 3D is now officially 33 years old
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 01/05/2025
u were meant to see this today
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Can we please pause for a moment to appreciate the “baguette” skins of @expedition33.bsky.social? Not only are they offensively French, but you obtain them by whacking mimes. Amongst the funniest Easter eggs I’ve seen in a long time 😆
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 21/04/2025
If you wanted confirmation, you got it. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remaster official announcement tomorrow 4/22/25
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This is the most soviet-era bullshit I’ve ever seen in a while 😅 www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/d...
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Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes
With costs high and supplies short, people are getting creative with Easter egg traditions.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Can we stop calling these atrocities "deportations." These people sold to El Salvadorian prisons were not deported. Deportation is a process that did not take place. They were rounded up and removed with no process. They were kidnapped, not deported.
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Everyone should see this youtu.be/flSS1tjoxf0
youtu.be
Trans Athletes: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Witch from Hansel and Gretel: Hey guys, welcome to my cooking channel, be sure to smash that subscribe button *children’s voices at the door* ok! let’s get started
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
This model shows how earthquakes are formed
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Mexican gray wolves are essential. So is coffee 😉
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Brianna Aurelia 💙🌈♾🧡🤍🩷 @briannaaurelia.com · 28/03/2025
Fuck Cheeto-face, fuck Muskrat, fuck them all right to hell. Have some fucking empathy for your fellow human beings for once. Those who can do these things to other HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS have no soul. May they burn in whatever hell the believe in for all eternity.
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
When it comes to wolves, it's all about family ❤️
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
AOC: Alina Habba said, “What intellectual thought.. you were in a bar AOC. Not to have a drink but to serve one.” I don’t care what this woman says about me but I want you to understand that she isn’t just talking about me, she’s talking about all of us.
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Ken Bardsley @kenbar.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @zoandbehold.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy International Women's Day! May every woman find their way into the room where their voice is most needed—whether that's a board room, a legislature, or a PTA meeting. When we stand up and speak our values, women change the world!
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Gerardo Tecé @gerardotece.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Los familiares de las 7.291 víctimas de las residencias aún no han condenado que el novio de Ayuso se haya chocado contra una cámara, lo cual demuestra que el dolor les importa poco y que su único interés es dañar a esta pobre familia de comisionistas.
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Nick @centralscruty.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Baldur's Gate 3 is basically the fantasy equivalent of the Mass Effect trilogy for me now. A legendary cast of characters with a 3 part story that pays off your decisions in spades. Nothing compares to these experiences.
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