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Quantum Monkey

@quantummonkey.bsky.social
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He/Him. Autistic. Gamer. European. From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs. Capitalism sucks.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse
“I’m going to tell you something very intimate,” she tells Variety’s 
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  in this week’s cover story. “The reason why I do this job ... I never really wanted to become an actress, but I wanted to exist. The only way I found to exist was to have my image printed on a film and have the proof of my existence.”
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
losing my mind watching people genuinely complain that there wasn’t enough ‘variety’ in their awards show because Expedition 33 - a game that is exceptional in almost every way - won several awards for being exceptional in almost every way
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/12/2025
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Don’t let the everyday grind turn gaming into a chore. Life’s got plenty enough deadlines, duties and time traps. Just unwind and play whatever you feel like, on your own terms 😁
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gяєαтѕαιуαgнσυℓ 🎃 @greatsaiyagirl.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
A reasonable development cycle where developers are treated properly and paid well for their efforts.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
What he said: 💯 🎯
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
One of the few games that actually lived up to their hype. A true gem
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
“Therapy” sessions for kids who like videogames? And with the parents present, of course… 😓 That’s an awfully dismal scene
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Anyone who abuses an animal deserves to go straight to jail imo
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
What happens when autistics take Tylenol
Meme: skill increase notification from Fall Out that reads “Your autism level has increased”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This is all true btw
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Dee Snider @deesnider.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
40 years ago as of September 19th....
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Isn’t “unfathomably cruel” the whole leitmotif of the MAGA movement? 🤔
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Wait! This can be salvaged, hear me out: Have you considered sueing labubu for intellectual property theft? 🤯🤑
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Nova @diceynova.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Gonna start referring to productivity software like people talk about video games. "Oh yeah Google Docs is a Cloud-bases Word-like." "Trello is a Lanestyle Jiracore Tasklike" "Only weaklings need to use a Pomodoro to get through Sheetstyle work."
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Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
🏔️INTRODUCING WOOLHAVEN 🏔️ Cult of the Lambs HUGE story expansion! Awaken winter.❄️Rebuild the flock.🐑Uncover the past🏔️ 🧊DLC COMING EARLY 2026!🔴
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
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John Iadarola @johniadarola.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If somebody asks you to prove your gender in a bathroom you should be legally allowed to punch them in the face as hard as you can.
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I feel we’re more likely to have Trump claim Santa is in the files than to having them ever released…
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne funeral procession through Birmingham is being led by musicians playing Iron Man 🤘🥺🙏
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I was very surprised how much I enjoyed Forspoken. The gameplay was fun and the story was a really original blend of western and Asian isekai genres. I loved the thousand nods to the Wizard of Oz. And about the “cringe” dialogue, I dare anyone to find an anime that doesn’t sound cringe in English 🤣
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Add some avocado if you’re feeling fancy
Meme: picture of a BLT sandwich. Text reads: 

Sometimes, all you need in life is a BLT
B-Quit your job
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Hideo Kojima agrees 😆
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
From 1977, back when CDC would partner with Star Wars to promote immunization among kids... How did we go from this to Jr?
R2D2 and C3PO on a poster that says "parents of earth, are your children fully immunized? Make sure, call your doctor or health department today. And may the force be with you.
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Why support human wrongs when you can support human rights?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
When @bradtakei.bsky.social and I first got together, we never imagined we’d one day celebrate Pride openly, let alone post about it on the internet. But here we are, joy and all. Happy Pride, everyone! Let’s keep showing up, speaking out, and marching forward (glitter optional, but encouraged). 🌈✨
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MidwestHedonist @midwesthedonist.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Now don’t try FFX-2. Stay away from it! And warn @jakeagame.bsky.social too!! It’s not a sequel, it’s a trap!!
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Sorry, no pity for you. Just envy 😅
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
gm
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Spare us the fake outrage.
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Although it would be sort of satisfying to see Musk personally write a check to “Vivian Wilson” ngl 🤔
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Jupie ༊*·˚ @jupieverse.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
even if bluesky “dies” and I’m the only one left posting here, I’m still not going back to twitter
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The class consciousness that they all have!! Everybody hungry gets to eat, and they are served the same as the posh customers 🔥
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
“This is my son, Cerberus, named after the dog that guards the gates of the Realm of the Dead” 🔥😎🔥
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Also known as the villain-to-tsundere pipeline 🙂‍↕️
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andalucia13913.bsky.social @andalucia13913.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Está claro no
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I prefer to get caught up in random old regrets: “Remember that time ten years ago when you said that ridiculous thing? You should be embarrassed” “Remember that other time when you didn’t notice that other stuff? You’re such an idiot” Those are the truly fun thoughts 😁
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Gamers are amongst the most forgiving customers when it comes to price. We complain, but end up buying anyways. It’s like when the gpu shortage a couple of years ago, and scalpers were selling 3080s at double+ price for cryptominers
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🅽🅸🆉🆉🅻🅴-🅱 🎮 @nizzleb.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
“Video games cause violence” Me: *Taking pictures in photo mode of a cat I found*
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
We’ve noticed a number of suspicious websites popping up, claiming to sell Esquie plushies. Any third-party websites selling Esquie plushies are NOT officially licensed. Many of them are using AI-generated artwork to advertise, and we strongly recommend against purchasing from these sources.
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La Patri @lapatriperez.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Que la tierra te sea leve!!! Se va el político que siempre e querido votar!!!🖤
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Absolute favourite Zelda game 🤩 If you’re into vintage handhelds, the remake they did for the 3DS was pretty good
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Quantum Monkey @quantummonkey.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
1-This isn’t happening BECAUSE of you, it’s happening TO you. You’re not at fault 2-Validate yourself. If you feel in danger, the feeling is real. Don’t spiral into double guessing yourself 3-Get help. Police, definitely. Also let friends and family know the situation. You’re not alone. Best wishes
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