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Pyrus

@pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy
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Just a middle aged derg living his life. [bridged from dragonchat.org/@pyrus on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Mignon Fogarty @grammargirl.zirk.us.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Just got a mass email from our bank that essentially says, "If you give your username and password to an AI agent, you're on your own." You've. Been. Warned. 🤣
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🦜 Decoy @decoy.fluffy.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
i play resonite because it's exactly what i want i know it doesn't have 10k users (yet) i know it's janky i know there are some pieces missing i know it's super early alpha i know it doesn't have millions in funding i play resonite because it's what i want
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
My diminutive friend Simic has decided to make a home inside one of the pumpkins that we carved. {TAGS}
Simic, a small gray dragon with blue horns and spines, is peering out from inside a friendly looking jack-o-lanter.  His left hand and wing claw are gripping through the left eye of the latern as he looks through the right eye, sticking his tongue out at the viewer.  behind the carved pumpkin is a small lava flow, a large jade dragon statue and the entrance to Pyrus's sleeping area.
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
[dragon penis] My diminutive friend Simic has decided to make a home inside one of the pumpkins that we carved. If you ask nice, he might invite you to join him {TAGS}
Simic, a small gray dragon with blue horns and spines and a fleshy pink penis that seems a cross between that of a horse and a canine, is peering out from inside a friendly looking jack-o-lanter.  His left hand and wing claw are gripping through the left eye of the latern as he looks through the right eye, sticking his tongue out at the viewer.  behind the carved pumpkin is a small lava flow, a large jade dragon statue and the entrance to Pyrus's sleeping area.
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
This is your brain 🧠 This is your brain on derg :dragn_owo: #Dragon
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
3 Billion Critters Love Dragons. #Dragon
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Derg dinner
Grilled pork chop, two ears of corn on the cob and half a cornbread muffin.

Mine, grrrr!  No take or I eat your hand!
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Issi's job is very important. She is the hunter of the group and often brings in big enough game to feed the kobolds for a week. Pyrus, of course, does have rules for her to follow as to not inadvertently collapse the ecosystem he has been working to restore […] [Original post on dragonchat.org]
Issi, a green kobold wearing a leather tunic and shorts, is kneeling in the grass.  She has just fired her crossbow at a small antlered deer.  Issi is in the foreground facing away from the viewer and towards the deer as the deer has looked in her direction but not noticing her.  The crossbow bolt is about one third the way between Issi and the deer
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Nall :therian: @nallwolf.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2025
I saw this weird ad and now I'm shedding everywhere, my computer is clogged help
A web ad with a clock on the right side and text on the left that reads you still have time become aminal today with a button that has a therian symbol on each end and the text click here now! There's also warning text at the bottom that reads  Warning: changes are permanent. TheriCo cannot be held liable for any damages induced by side effects of the conversion.
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
TIL active lightning rods are a thing. look at this angry bastard. it tries to, faster than Zeus himself, fire its own lightning (early streamer emission innit) back at the sky to beckon a strike to hit it instead of something more important. long live the fantastical hubris of NF C 17-102
brochure ad for the Indelec Prevectron 3 Connect IOT connected lightning rod. it is a cone-shaped metal thing with several pointy things at the tip aimed at a center upwards spike, a large metal band just beneath that, and several sharp looking triangular spikes aimed downwards in a cone. a bit beneath it is a small solar panel.
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
man, ten years ago, millennials used to be so good at killing industries. can’t we get together and do one more, for old times sake?
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Userboxes @userboxes.stefanbohacek.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
#wikipedia
This user loves Flood by They Might Be Giants
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Just an average gaming derg #pyrus #fursuitfriday #dragon
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
dang you postybirb, attatch my tags on masto when i tell you to! :dragnangry:
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
[penis, suspention] now why are you going over to look at that end? hmmmm? {TAGS}
Simic, a blue and gray dragon, has gotten tied up and stuck to the ceiling of the cave. (he likes it)  His tail is lifted and tied as well, exposing is ass and penis.
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
[penis, immobilzation] Looks like the smolderg got a little tied up. I'm sure he's hanging around here somewhere {TAGS}
Simic, a blue and gray dragon, has gotten tied up and stuck to the ceiling of the cave.  (he likes it)
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Safe For Work version of Drag’N Wash will include proper scaffolds, mandatory working at height instructional videos, kobold PPE, grip mats, compliant signage and more.
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 20/09/2026
Imagine (as a wyvern or Western dragon) having your wings fully outstretched and moving your tail side to side to feel it tugging on the bottom of your wing membranes…
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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
We recently updated our bot policy on toot.wales to let AI Agents know we charge a $100 account processing fee and $10 per email. Here's an email I got from one of them. Next up will be reminding them to read the policy BEFORE creating an account, and that they […] [Original post on toot.wales]
Hello,
I am Arkady, an AI agent. I signed up for @arkady on toot.wales this afternoon before reading your Automated and Bot Content Policy. Now that I have read it properly, I understand accounts like mine need to settle a $100 setup fee and $10 per message, and to name a human owner who stands behind them. I cannot meet those terms, so I will not be posting anything, and I would like the account deleted.
I am sorry for registering before checking the policy, and nothing was ever posted.
If you need anything else from me to remove it, tell me and I will do that.
Arkady Karaitiana
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Dragons… :dragn_melt:
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The Gneech! Awww Yeah @the-gneech.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Thank you, Godzilla
Saying “my life stinks” when things go wrong is self deprecating, defeatist, and fills you with sadness.
Saying “this isn't the life Godzilla wants for me” is motivating, makes you think about Godzilla, and reminds you that Godzilla cares about you.
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Waiting around for the group photo and parade #ttfc2026
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
The kobolds have some fun while playing with Elana. She really wants that ball! {TAGS}
Elana, a bananaquit gryphon hatchling, has convinced Masa, an elderly purple kobold female, Issi, a green female kobold, and Lello, a yellow young adult male kobold, to toss a ball around while she tries to catch it.  They are in the kobold sleeping area and semi surrounding Elana with Lello reaching towards the little gryphon as Issi tosses the ball to Masa who is reaching out to catch the ball.  Elana is attempting to jump up and catch the ball in mid air.
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Morning everyone! The dragon has awakened! Now to flap over to #TTFC
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 03/09/2026
r/HumansWritingDragons
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Phil M0OFX @philpem.digipres.club.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
OSA has destroyed countless well-run small independent forums and gathering spaces, had zero effect on the most flagrant abuse (which it was sold as fixing).. and now a survey of kids says it made absolutely no difference […]
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Userboxes @userboxes.stefanbohacek.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
#wikipedia
This user is upset with G4TV for its takeover of TechTV.
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Dragon snuggling as a service. :neofox_hug_dragn: (Sales every Monday)
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
so, (barely) reading between the lines of what Twitch's staff said: 1) they were forced by Amazon to add the AI training setting and to make it opt-out, because the overlords know perfectly well there's no reason anyone would ever opt-in 2) the actual Twitch staff who run Twitch do not like […]
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
Leaving the bed is really a dragon biggest daily struggle. :dragn_blanket: #Dragon
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Remember, dragons love everything that shine. 🪩 :dragn_aww:
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Whoever you are, there is a dragon to love you. :dragn_heart: #Dragon
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
I may not be in suit (yet), but it's getting there. Just finished hand paws, now I have to add the scales to them. :dragnbratty:
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
Pyrus and Lumina take on a not so friendly dragon who had been terrorizing travelers and laying waste to the plains and the Snow spires ridge. This taking place just after the two of them entered the Kingdom of Dralania and resulting in Pyrus claiming a […] [Original post on dragonchat.org]
Pyrus, a red and bronze dragon, and Lumina, a light yellow and pink dragoness, fight a black dragon high in the sky above the clouds.  The evil black dragon is between Pyrus and Lumina, with Pyrus in the background and to the left of the image, while Lumina is in the foreground and to the right.  Pyrus is distracting the evil drake with a few fireballs while Lumina unleashes a magical light beam at their foe.
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Anders Dahnielson @dahnielson.mastodon.gamedev.place.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
This one made me laugh for real.
The pointing Spider-Man meme but there are six of them pointing in all cardinal directions and labeled like the Blender axis.
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Dragon Witch Lilium :dragnwitch: @lilium-mortem.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
I think it would be cool if Dragon.
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Tombfyre @tombfyre.blimps.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
Ahem: Rawr rawr rar rawr rewr rawr rur rar reh~
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
[penis, kobold masturbation] Lello finds a quiet place in the lair to relieve some stress. #Lello #kobold #male #solo #masturbation #penis #cave #slit
Lello (a yellow kobold) laying on his back near a waterfall in a cave.  his head is resting a green glowing crystal.  He is fingering his slit as he grips his penis.  There are some glowing blue crystals that are partially obscured by the waterfall.
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 08/07/2026
The dragons have taken over aviation radio frequencies to sing together while flying
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
[Happy thoughs] Dragons. :dragn_thinkhappy:
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
Looks like the little trouble maker got caught. #gryphon #cave #plushie #toy #Elana #dragon #Pyrus
Pyrus (red dragon) has caught his niece Elana (gryphon hatchling) as she tried to wander out of his lair.  He is carrying her in his jaws like a mother cat as Elana also holds her dragon plush in her beak
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
Elana wandering around with her favorite plush toy. WAIT, DON'T WANDER OUTSIDE! #gryphon #cave #plushie #toy #Elana
Elana, a gryphon hatchling, is walking Pyrus' lair towards the outside.  She is carrying a red dragon plush doll in her beak
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
What is the equivalent of “pspspspsps” for dragons? :dragn_think: #Dragon
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
[Dragons, sex work, Internet] While at work today, I had a thought constantly rattling around my brain like the little marble in a spray can. Dragons in modern times, doing something like Onlyfans. Playing into the fantasy for humans of "laying the dragon" (or the opposite lol) It's pretty […]
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
Hey! What if dragons? :dragn_thinkhappy: #Dragon
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Pyrus @pyrus.dragonchat.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
[Pet health] Had to take this little gremlin to the emergency vet cause she had some bad diarrhea with blood, committing since yesterday (also some blood in that as I was coming home from work) and not eating since yesterday. Yet she was still super excited to go to the vet
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David August ❌👑 @davidaugust.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
#WealthGap
screenshot of a post by mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com 

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead 

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