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pyroMechanical

@pyromechanical.bsky.social
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timeless 30 year old demon vampire | system | it/its | adhd, autism, npd | full-time computer toucher, part-time computer breaker

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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 04/09/2026
Guess I need to start checking under the bed for @kallidorarho.bsky.social
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 27/08/2026
Womanizing is wasted on men, tbh
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MinaSheep (Wishlist Sealed Fortress on Steam) @minasheep.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Best Worst Idea of Your Life (2022)
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 20/08/2026
My kingdom told me evil regents keep forcefemming their princes so I asked how many princes they have and they said they just go to the line of succession and get a new prince afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding royal men to evil regents and then their princesses started crying.
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 20/08/2026
Evil Regent who keeps forcefemming all the male heirs so she can stay in power
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Cera | Revolver Jawcelot @gtk1989.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
At surplus store overhearing a mom talking to her trans daughter: "Why do you wanna dress like a pilot again?"
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman
@sama •7h
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the-punforgiven
Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time
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Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 30/07/2026
I can be trusted with reality warping powers, I can be trusted with reality warping powers, I can be trusted...
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 30/07/2026
fuck it, check out the belt I made yesterday
a purple, white, and black fabric belt. the edges look unfinished but have been blanket stitched down.me wearing a purple, white, and black belt with a black-and-white plaid dressme wearing a purple, black, and white belt with a pair of black trousers, an ill-fitting white shirt, and a grey cardigan
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Goth Domme changing her appearance drastically for her once a month pilgrimage to get out her submissive urges fucked out of her.
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🦇🎃💀 Riana-mator 💀🎃🦇 @riana.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
when sex workers do this they get debanked
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jazz mickle @queenjazz.gay · 09/07/2026
supporting a genocide i can forgive, but shutting down my favorite game studio? THAT is where i draw the line
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 03/07/2026
#deltarune
an edited version of the sparkler image in the quoted post. The stick figure holding sparklers between their fingers like wolverine and holding three sparklers in their mouth while looking up has been edited to resemble Kris Dreemur from deltarune.
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026
Thinking about a scene where I told an angel I wanted to melt her halo down and turn it into a chastity cage just for her...
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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InCase @incase.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Daily # 4 Discipline
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 14/06/2026
your empire must really be falling apart for your opponents to realize "feeding cats to coyotes" is a sound military strategy against you
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Nerium Lorese @neriumlorese.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My hobbies? Oh, I like opening my Steam Deck, manually updating all the games I have installed, then immediately closing it again without playing any of them.
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mio aaaah!!stra 🐇🎃 @bassarisky.com · 02/06/2026
when i was young i sawed off all my edges to make myself more palatable to my family and peers but bleeding out wasn't very fun so i spent the last few decades stapling all my edges back on. i forgot which way they were supposed to go though so now i'm weirder than i was when i started. help
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 31/05/2026
Had one of my favorite lipsticks fall apart in my hands today and spent 20 minutes cleaning it off like Lady Macbeth. How was your evening?
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Cawthon’s fans have said some of the most vile shit to me for daring to point this out. They blame me for “driving him away” when in reality he just didn’t want to stand by his own harmful actions, and they *are* harmful. Present tense.
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🐦‍⬛N☰V☰RM0R☰🏴‍☠️🌌 @rvnwings.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Five nights at Freddys guy can continuously donate to republicans, jk Rowling can ruin entire branches of politics with a hatred legal defense fund, but the digital circus and Steven universe creators were queer and made choices fans didn't like and for that they get hate campaigns to ruin them.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
too soon
Amy Dentata
@amydentata@tech.lgbt
The devs won't see your anti-vibe coding posts, but your friends won't either. No one will see them. Nothing will load.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 12/05/2026
The left doesn't hate technology, we hate being exploited: aftermath.site/anthropic-clau...
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Storyteller @storyteller13.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If your existence is already a rebellion, then rebel with all your goddamn heart. Have a bigger ego. Be more depraved. Be a disgusting fucking pervert. Be a worshipper. Be worshipped. Be sinful. Get worse. Get so much fucking worse. Because that's how we rebel. We revel in ourselves.
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Nattle Royale @nattleroyale.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It is 1997, the future of Star Fox is Star Fox 64 It is 2011, the future of Star Fox is Star Fox 64 It is 2016, the future of Star Fox is Star Fox 64 It is 2026, the future of Star Fox is Star Fox 64
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 19/04/2026
In-law appropriate levels of evil woman today
A pale bespectacled nonbinary femme with long brown hair in a plaid black dress and grey cardigan. It is looking down slightly at the viewer.
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 26/02/2026
every day as a trans person doing creative work is forcing yourself to not focus on the nightmares and hunker down and keep doing as good a job as you can in the hope that for a brief window you can fulfill your drive and get your art into the world before the hammer falls on you too
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
5 people on public transportation all thinking the same thing: i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
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Devout Little Lesbian 🩵🪽✨ @himepupxx.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
CW dubcon, soul play, corruption oh no the hot demon lady u were supposed to kill has claimed ur soul and made u madly in love with her!! FOREVER!!
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lyra 🏳️‍⚧️ @lesbonightcrwlr.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Happy for her #PokemonLegendsZA #PLZA #art
Based on the theory that the male punk from Pokemon XY transitioned into Lebanne from Legends ZA

In 2013, the male punk raises his middle finger to the camera with the text "saddest man alive"

Now in 2025, Lebanne, much happier, is raising her middle finger while making a vulgar face with the text "most beautiful woman you've ever met"
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 23/10/2025
Power exchange relationships are fun and all, until your subs go on strike demanding collective bargaining for their contracts
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Sinister, Vile Corruption (positive)
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Mrs. Holly The Fox @hollyfox.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Good evening
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 28/07/2025
seeing kids (<16) cheering on the censorship being imposed by payment processors under the pretense of it being against "proshipping" is uniquely bleak. like they genuinely do not understand that they are being brainwashed / groomed into a twisted, conservative, puritanical way of thinking
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 25/07/2025
they should leave hulk hogan's body on the floor of his gym, so they can clean shit off the floor one last time
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 24/07/2025
"I just wanted to say I appreciate the art of people getting aroused over someone else's trauma; I don't know what it is about them, but they've genuinely helped me a lot with personal shit." -> its validating in a weird way... i love the idea of a loved one sexualizing my misery pupn1k.straw.page
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 24/07/2025
"how did you come to be so based" -> childhood neglect mostly pupn1k.straw.page
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pyroMechanical @handle.invalid · 13/05/2025
imagine being ghosted by your therapist for an intro session. couldn't be me.
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