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Puzmi

@puzmi.bsky.social
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eliya, of eliya fame Chicago, IL

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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
silly noose!
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Club Rangoon
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still maintain that people who like Prince are musically sheltered.
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My new pastime is going on cameo and seeing what famous people are on there and how cheap is their time
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's see AI try and replace toilet paper!!!!!
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vanilla Ice and everything nice
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Pope having to work until the day he dies is a recession indicator
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you think i'm posting nonsense here but i'm actually rewilding the internet!
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christopher Cross applesauce
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like when the grocery store has fair trade items, like ok so you admit it?
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The emperor's new swag
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
i'm not over Alito saying we shouldn't count ballots that are mailed on or before Election Day but arrive shortly afterwards bc they can “radically flip” the “apparent outcome” cannot stress enough that, until all ballots are counted, there's no outcome to flip! ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/alito...
ballsandstrikes.org
A Brief History of Sam Alito’s Delusional Obsession With Voter Fraud
His conduct in several recent cases suggests that Alito is deep in the right-wing conspiracy theory weeds.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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dumbbitch96.bsky.social @dumbbitch96.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jack off all trades
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I spent a long time (30 seconds) trying to think of something ludicrous to say to compete with this, but man, wow
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pretty excited about the possum I just saw in my yard
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Armadillo, Texas
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like my coffee like I like my women, HOT!
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
do we have a plan on how to blast those data centers when AI agents start taking over or what????????
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Save a cow ride a horsegirl
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Imagine falling for the biggest grifter in this country's history promise of $5000 if you do what he asks you for.
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Man, I still dream of Jeannie
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't know why I thought Grouper was like a 90s band that got together recently. Turns out it's music for girls!!!!
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Iggy Pops
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
schmuck of all trades
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
ysph.yale.edu
Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What drugs do I need to do to get like Curtis Sliwa
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
unabomber dropping off packages: a blast from the post!
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thank you, Dolly Parton, for showing us a way.
Dolly Parton, 20, in the recording studio. My heart is broken.
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The rizzler sounds like Miles Davis??
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Topawgraphy
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I haven't listened to Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons in maybe twenty years, and happy to report this album is even better than I remembered.
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Mr. King @sleepbaseball.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There are more pressing issues afoot, but I feel like we should fund the USPS to the hilt. Walking into a post office should be like walking into a futuristic Busby Berkeley fever dream of efficiency and class.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Clean people clean people
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
LA is the place where I've so far seen more waymos than pedestrians
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not all that clitoris gold
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can't wait until flying is illegal
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Measure ten times and still cut twice
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
When I browse eBay that's called being buy-curious
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Morman Nailer
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I love being old and not getting Charli XCX
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Montana looks like it’s getting up in Idaho’s face all annoying like
Montana and Idaho in outlineThe guy yelling in the annoyed gal’s ear meme
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Overnight Oats are an easy way to start your day with something cold and clammy, a textural nightmare, a sensory prop labeled "iced brains" in a haunted house
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Bee Gees Louise
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shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🎶🎶 all the young duuuuuudes, they’ve seen my nuuuuuuuuuudes 🎶🎶
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The fun thing about band practice is spending half of it telling each other to turn up/down
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tmydytt @timmidyett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It didn’t occur to me, when he was among the living, that Steve Albini was my best friend, because we weren’t eleven years old when we met. And I never thought about his birthday, since, again, not eleven, and the occasion was only celebrated once during the decades we knew each other
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Puzmi @puzmi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Auntie cruelty society
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