shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m not telling anyone my body count that’s a HIPPA violation 010
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do you guys ever wonder if a witch or wizard put a curse on Bruno Mars that he would be objectively successful but he would write the same song over and over for the rest of his life 100
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The craziest thing about the western Massachusetts covid conscious queer bar drama is that my straight, corporate lawyer brother in law is the one who told me about it 000
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Been sober 613 days, endless benefits seen and unseen, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss absolutely brutalizing a Touchstones™️ nine beers deep 210
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Marge Simpson is left handed, that’s interesting to me 010
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Listening to old episodes of Car Talk just to feel something 100
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026While I understand that “ok” is more aesthetically pleasing, more adult, and has a certain je ne sais quois, I’ve always been an “okay” gal and I fear it’s too late to change :-/ 110
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I did just walk by a full saturated tampon laying on the sidewalk 100
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Having the best adult-kid night ever (jerked off, ate pizza, ripped bong, spent a bunch of money) 110
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026🎶🎶 all the young duuuuuudes, they’ve seen my nuuuuuuuuuudes 🎶🎶 111
Reposted by shmoikelPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026i don’t need 4. give me the jolly green giant, it’s going to be a fucking bloodbath 98123855
Reposted by shmoikelheaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell 10453981027
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’m pretty happy, uncharacteristically optimistic about life/the future, so naturally I think I should rewatch season 4 of the Wire. 110
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Knowing I’ll never be drunk again is such a warm, comforting thought but you know what’s even better? Knowing I’ll never be hungover again. 111
Reposted by shmoikelHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026In 1995, Barry White appeared on the David Letterman show. After reading a Top Ten list called “Words That Sound Romantic When Spoken by Barry White,” he performed his 1973 classic “Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up.” Because quittin’ just wasn’t his shtick. 2074659716
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Some of you have never seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and it fucking shows 010
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026“Throws him under the bus” or like was honest about a piece of shit being a piece of shit 100
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026No Benadryl drip?? I have to take a pill like a pleb???? 110
Reposted by shmoikelAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134574700
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Wait there’s a band called Goose AND a band called Geese 110
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Those hockey guys having to turn off the comments on their socials coupled with constantly being asked about Heated Rivalry is VERY funny, tho 000
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Bro the way I have had a deep, deep mistrust of chiropractors…this is so affirming bc I have had zero evidence other than vibes and a cellular knowledge of their perversion 010
Reposted by shmoikelzay 🍃Kyoshi Thee Stallion🍃🪨 @indigofro.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I don’t know why anyone expected better from the mens hockey team. I certainly did not. 53743308
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I’m done pretending like Phil Collins doesn’t look like a well-fed, British Ted Bundy. 110
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Something I don’t really like is how Super Bowl commercials are unleashed on gen pop after the game. I think they should only be aired during the Super Bowl. 110
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Not a lot of people know this but MJ is my biological father 000
Reposted by shmoikelJustin Anumudu @justinanumudu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Happy Birthday, #MichaelJordan! He turns 63 today. 🏀🎂media.tenor.coma basketball player in a red jersey with the number 22 on itALT: a basketball player in a red jersey with the number 22 on it 751594170
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 18/02/2026If she doesn’t remember Zippin! with Pippen she’s too young for you bro 100
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The only thing I miss about being a practicing alcoholic is being able to blame all my problems on booze 110
shmoikel @shmoikel.bsky.social · 17/02/2026“Depression can’t hit a moving target” is so funny to me, yall never had suicidal ideation on the treadmill? My culture is not your costume 020
