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Life Grips

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I'm a born again babe with a vague rage Mewling and puking upon that page, okay?

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
To be politically conscious from 2000-2009, and more specifically from 2001-2005, was to have your brain stamped with a feverish Curse of Knowing. So when you see shit like this, all you can think is “Dick Cheney insisting on links between Al Qaeda and Saddam”. You never forget the scent.
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 16/08/2026
Ditto Elvis Costello and "Oliver's Army"
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/08/2026
AOC being single is like “the olsen twins are turning 18” for guys who faced a grievance hearing over aggressive sexual behavior towards women in their DSA chapter
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 29/06/2026
What about the people of Herzegovina? The whole world is watching....
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Maris one is on point though
Empty shelf where a funko pop was
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 21/06/2026
This is once again too embarrassing an admission for twitter so it has to live in bluesky
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 21/06/2026
A true story about the last 24 hours of my life is me and this girl got back together and today she dumped me 2 days after my birthday lmao
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/06/2026
just found out whats in cheetos. pretty scary! but you know whats more terrifying? they put a freakin cheetos in the white house
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/06/2026
fun to see that most of what is in cheetos you would find in any decently stocked pantry and that the more "exotic" ingredients are just a few starches and food colorings
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 16/06/2026
Cake check
Birthday cake with lit 30 candlesThree layer confetti cake cut open
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 15/06/2026
Cake check
Confetti cake batterBaked cakes in tins Layer cake being frostedCompleted confetti cake
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 08/04/2026
Dang Cheeto in the white house....
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 07/04/2026
Don Draper reading "Meditations in an Emergency" by Frank O'Hara
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 04/04/2026
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 04/04/2026
My boy told me to come out to the bar, he's making "black and whites" and folks,
A can of white monster and a glass of half Guinness half white monster
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 10/02/2026
I've just learned that John Schnatter, restauranteur and erstwhile "Papa" from Papa John's pizza franchise, has gotten into the short form video content game, creating YouTube Shorts where he sweatily reacts to viral pizza videos to virtually no engagement
Screen shot of YouTube Short "PAPA JOHN REACTS TO STUFFED PIZZA 🍕🧀"
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 10/02/2026
Feels like cheating to use an extended mix but youtu.be/VpXleysIs90?...
youtu.be
David Bowie - Love Is Lost (Hello Steve Reich Mix) [Official Video] [HD]
YouTube video by David Bowie
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 15/01/2026
UAW president + member Walter Reuther with glowing red eyes
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 05/01/2026
I will be posting less funny than I ever have before, sir 🫡
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 05/01/2026
At my parents house watching the 2023 Joni Mitchell Gershwin Prize ceremony and my mom is reading aloud a list of all the guys Joni Mitchell banged. "James Taylor... Glenn Fry... Sam Shepherd.... Warren Beatty, oh my goodness...."
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 27/12/2025
Nathan Fillion played a crime solving detective novelist on "Castle" for like 10 years. Probably 100x as many people know him from that vs Firefly
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
People who are mystified by the success of Avatar vs the lack of “cultural footprint” left behind have to remember that a CBS show I’ve never heard of, “Fire County”, is on its fourth season and probably gets higher ratings than “Succession”, people enjoy what they enjoy and don’t intellectualize it
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 27/12/2025
Christmas flex
Beef wellington Beef wellington plates with Brussels sprouts, carrots, potatoes and 2 gravies
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 25/12/2025
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🆆🅴🅱🅿🅼🅰🅵🅸🅰 ™️ @perr0ckd20.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Laura Palmer's Theme
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comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
God Rest You! Merry Gentlemen
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 24/12/2025
I'm locked in
RAMONES O'CLOCK alarm set for 12:34 am
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 17/12/2025
*Steve Winwood voice* I'll be jackin' a guy off again
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 12/12/2025
Would be funny if audiences misinterpreted The Last Temptation of Christ the way they do Marty's crime movies and there was just a cohort of guys walking around thinking that killing Jesus was badass
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 10/12/2025
I am having a multi platform New York Mets crashout
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 10/12/2025
I'm in physical pain
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 10/12/2025
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 03/12/2025
Not WRONG, but you don't have to say it come on man
Spotify wrapped story reading "Bruce Springsteen is your top artist"
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 03/12/2025
Uncalled for
Spotify Wrapped "listening age" story, with an age of 63
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 03/12/2025
Is so funny those guys gearing up with a Call of Duty loadout to go to their IT job in a server room
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 28/11/2025
Happy thanksgiving!
THIS FILM
SHOULD BE PLAYED
LOUD!A plate with turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes and chives, cranberry sauce and a roll, covered in gravy
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 25/11/2025
Trump, labeled "Me" smiling at Zohran Mamdani, labeled "Another fuckin Knives Out movie"
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 21/11/2025
Listened to every Titus Andronicus album at work today. All still bangers
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 20/11/2025
Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.
George W. Bush in a flight suit Donald Trump working at McDonald's
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 20/11/2025
Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.
George W. Bush in a flight suit Donald Trump working at McDonald's
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 20/11/2025
We are all jealous that he looked so cool in a flight suit
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 20/11/2025
Really bad to see for various reasons but "ReTruthed"
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 19/11/2025
From San Diego up to Maine, In every mine and mill - Where workers strike and organize It's there you'll find Joe Hill.
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 21/02/2025
They gotta make shit woke again it's getting too crazy out there
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 23/11/2024
If Pringles ever went woke I would conduct a bombing campaign targeting civil infrastructure
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 18/11/2025
Reached out to my dear friend Alan Dershowitz to see how he's feeling about things
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 18/11/2025
Please continue posting, sir!
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 16/10/2024
How it feels to post on Bluesky for the first time in 6 months after getting banished for stealing Hellthread valor
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas screenshot captioned "Grove Street - Home."GTA: San Andreas screenshot captioned "At least it was before I fucked everything up."
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Life Grips @ptrkbrn.com · 15/10/2025
The Chopping of a Sacred Unc
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