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@psmithskeets.bsky.social
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The P is silent, as in 'psychology', or 'pshrimp'.

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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If the technology was capable of serving this mentality flawlessly, you'd be in the Twilight Zone episode "A Nice Place to Visit".
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"For too long, our laws have been written for 'staffer bros' with bow ties," Now wait just a damned minute...
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buy my book @nmamatas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
BUT truth be unto you my children, if you have any love in your hearts left for me, you'll buy STARVE BETTER from this link to @ebbooksellers.bsky.social and get it signed/inscribed! Reskeet this one, baby! www.ebbooksellers.com/item/PMT_BEJ...
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Starve Better by Nick Mamatas | East Bay Booksellers
Starve Better: Surviving the Endless Horror of the Writing Life
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July 🖤
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty, my one intellectual equal Moriarty: Holmes, my one nemesis, for you alone can match my genius Sherlock Holmes: let us settle this great game, this contest of wills, in the only way it is appropriate *two drunks kick each other in the stomach by a waterfall*
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Denali @denali.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I really enjoy EB White's take on New York and New Yorkers.
An excerpt from EB White's Here is New York
There are roughly three New Yorks there is first the New York of the man or woman who was born here who takes the city for granted and accepts its size and its turbulence is natural and inevitable second there is the New York of the commuter the city that is devoured by locusts each day and spat out each night third there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something of these three trembling cities the greatest is the last the city of final destination the city that is a goal it is this third city that accounts for New York's high-strung disposition it's poetical deportment it's a dedication to the arts and it's incomparable achievements commuters give the city its title restlessness natives give it solidity and continuity but the settlers give it passion and whether it is a farmer arriving from Italy to set up a small grocery store in a slum or a young girl arriving from a small town in Mississippi to escape the indignity of being observed by her neighbors or a boy arriving from the corn belt with a manuscript in his suitcase and a pain in his heart it makes no difference each embraces New York with the intense excitement of first love each absorbs New York with fresh eyes of an adventurer each generates heat and light to dwarf the consolidated Edison company
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I suggest that Gen Z check out the show which premiered as the lead-in to The X-Files, instead. It's more fun and it might inspire them to start thinking optimistically about the future instead of yearning for a past that never was.
Art for the box set of the show "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.".
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Get Carter is so dingy and mean.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dune part 3 poster but it says they pay me in woims
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women's Day. 🏴
A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading:

WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME
THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE

Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out-
stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red

Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I'll go against the consensus and say that the show is disappointing. It's also pretty clear that they wanted to make Monsieur Marlowe, but couldn't get the rights and had to scramble. Owen, however, is excellent.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Even though it turns out that's a caustic (and more costly) way to live, yes.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I wish people would accept "you'll be happier and the world will be better if you stop worrying about what everyone 'deserves'," but it seems unlikely.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Apparently the extended universe sees him appointed Federation ambassador to Ferenginar, and good for him I say.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The entire point of a professional civil service is impersonal, reliable services— and it works!
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
This is tangential to the topic at hand, but that certificate was issued by the hospital where you were born. The DMV didn't take it because they can't verify hospital records. They are obliged, for very good reasons, to take only the birth record issued by (in this case) the State of Nebraska.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It'll lead to dancing.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
There's an extended shot of her and Craig from behind and I remember thinking, "hey, they let her wear regular uniform pants instead of tailoring them for the bum shot".
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
A man shot in the gut, bleeding profusely, lies in the backseat of a car and weakly says, "I'm okay".
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Gowron's strength, up until the end, was being a huge asshole, but never the biggest asshole in the room.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
ESPN doing a bang up job with their baseball coverage.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I would expect them to ransom the loot, either to the government or the insurance company, for a fortune which is nonetheless only a fraction of its value.
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 10/10/2025
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Post something random or have an awful October.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
D.A.R.V.O.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Which film have you seen an unhealthy number of times?
A poster for the film Company Business starring Gene Hackman and Mikhail Baryshnikov.
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are

the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs

the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years

the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and

humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower

like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and those weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbors who all hated each others' guys until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I'm kind of digging the idea. "First and foremost: these women are your comrades. Treat them with that respect."
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Post a random picture or everything goes bad in August?
A Penguin Classics book cover for the novel Foucault's Pendulum, with a picture of "Dr. S", the conspiracy-minded Spirograph fan, from an episode of the Simpsons.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Betting on Trump forcing Congress to accept an objectively terrible deal in order to (he thinks) save his skin is at least realistic.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
From my stand-up instructor, giving feedback on a bit: "That could be funny, talking about how this person didn't reckon with you knowing everything about pens. I mean, I don't know, but... I believe that you know a lot about pens."
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Your pfp is your therapist. Well, he does have a history of fixing things for guys named "Mike"...
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I assume this is to avoid a pay bump kicking in for the deployed troops.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Also, there's a very good chance that a significant number of people who make up "the base" are going to straight-up die from these policies.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Many Long Islanders knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you.
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conner fawcett @badbucket.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
First of five of my chapter illustrations for @possumcreekgames.com upcoming release of Last Train to Bremen by @seaexcursion.itch.io The game’s backerkit launches in 6 days - go sign up and see the devil
An etching style illustration of an elongated horned figure carrying a briefcase emerging through a doorway with its back to the viewer. Four animal masked figures sit at a table under a single lightbulb. The table is lined with ritualistic candles. instrument cases are scattered on the floor
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
That's just a fact.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Getting real nervous about the summer shorts discourse, as someone who hasn't worn shorts of any description since 1998.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Where I live it takes six years of unpaid tax before the home is lost. In most cases, someone has to ignore a lot of solutions to get to that place.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
So, exactly what SCOTUS ordered in a unanimous decision in 2023 (Tyler v. Hennepin County).
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Exactly. It's a convenient medium of exchange— not a scorecard, not a mark of virtue or merit. Just because the ghouls digging into the ribcage of the body politic can't show anything else for themselves doesn't mean we all have to pretend they're right to be the way they are.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I'd also like to think that making the decision to kill people would be treated with a little more gravity than high five emojis.
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Headline reading People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy

The faster you walk the more unhappy you are.

With a photo of people's legs on a crosswalk. 

Post by shalina @jambufloyd

Damn right. I'm unhappy cause I'm trapped behind a slow walker now move
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The budget fight is going to be something to see if a court has to rule that Trump can't fuck with appropriated money right beforehand.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Or one show that uses the Dick Wolf production style but makes Internal Affairs the good guys.
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Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
What I want is an age of sail combat game on my phone that is real time and occasionaly lets me know when the wind has shifted like I'm in my cabin absolutely corked on maderia.
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Psmith @psmithskeets.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Isn't it just that our first encounters were with the lunatic privateers that pass for explorers and pathfinders in Ferengi society?
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