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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞

@pseudonic.bsky.social
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Cuando tu opinión sea una empanada, me la das. Like mantequilla on a hot tortilla. Hoy semillas; mañana flores.

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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 19s
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Reaction Shocked
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 2m
Same. Unless I'm at the pool.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 3m
58 is a bit brisk. I'm gonna need a light jacket.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 9m
How cold does it have to be before you trade in your cargo shorts and flip flops for pants and socks?
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 1h
If I catch the plague could I also, maybe, lose 10lbs? You know, before pumpkin patch season. I'm already growing out my problematic country music star mustache. White Lady Fall!
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Adam J. Morris @lonestarball.bsky.social · 1h
This is the face of someone who posts frequently and at length on Facebook about how the most disadvantaged group of people in America are straight white men
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 1h
Jim Bakker, but as a house.
Millennial Grey
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 1h
Check out the smut you can find on my favorite phone.
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Typeoneg on Motorola Flip Phone
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 1h
His whole outfit is the same color as every house for sale in Tarrant County.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 2h
Man, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Don't feel the need to reply back. I really have lost interest in whatever it is you're saying.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 2h
We call this the Tomi Lehren Effect™ See also, the Katie Britton Conundrum™
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 2h
I mean, Cracker Vato was taken.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 2h
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Druski Shrug Reaction
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 3h
If a white dude looks like this, there's a 97% chance he's said some racist shit in a very public way. Not just the casual, he grew up in West Texas kind of way, either. Like there's gotta be old tweets or some drunken tiktoks that are just around the bend.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 3h
Objectively funny that they whined this into a story.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 3h
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Nikki Reyes: Clock Starts Now for Canada's Ultimate Challenge
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 4h
At Noah Kahan (Globe Life Field), I saw a girl crush at least seven of those Hoop Teas. Then she cried. I was a magical time.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 4h
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Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 5h
Gmail changed the "star" colors for flagging emails and now my whole system has collapsed in on itself. I think I need a day off, an iced coffee, and possibly a waffle.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 10h
“.. San Diego is not collateral damage,” San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria posted. “We are not expendable. And we are never a ‘small price to pay.’ Keep our city out of your reckless war talk.” @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/s...
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 5h
Eggzackly
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literallywhonobody.bsky.social @literallywhonobody.bsky.social · 13h
Joke about JK Rowling being an anti-trans psychopath.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Matt Stahl @mattstahl97.bsky.social · 6h
Story includes: -Decades of NOAA weather data condensed into some handy charts -multiple ADs -stadium design experts - the Nashville Sports Council -Texas A&M's in-stadium meteorologist - Mike Aresco - More!
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 19h
If you are outraged about this (and you should be, and I bet you are if you're reading this) and you want to do something about it: crank up that VPN and search for "ICE watch" or related activities + wherever you live. Get your Signal login going. Sign up for everything.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 5h
Gotta go big.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 6h
Diamond Dan™ over here mogging you with his fancy new iPhone.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 6h
Many have in the past. Yet I persevere.
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Lt Dan Braves the Storm
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 7h
That's a magnanimous tortilla. That tortilla is love. Let it wrap you in it's warm embrace and keep you safe. 🥰🌯
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 7h
Aaah, sure. I can't speak to that because I don't eat tortillas at restaurants, but I'll take your word for it. It's giving this, though 😂
Wife can't eat fajitas because another tortilla is $2.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 7h
Me, personally? Low. Like, I guess an autoclave could explode or something.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 22h
Plague thread. Give it a read and get some background on what we know about the pneumonic plague case being reported out of Russia.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 23h
More jacked Jane Foster.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 23h
i'm sorry @katelynburns.com!! we're trying to fix it!!!
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Everyone is Sick of Texas Political Ads
Why you are seeing all these Ken Paxton ads and why this is a sign of the GOP's Texas demise
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 23h
IDK know what he's doing, but I'm not going to agree with STRICTLY on principle.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ever notice that whenever someone purports to have seen/met their god, they are *never* disappointed? Their gods *alway* fulfill every preconceived notion they already had. It's almost as if they imagined the whole thing . . .
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you live in the following states, TODAY is the last day to register to vote before the midterm elections: Arizona Arkansas Florida Georgia Indiana Kentucky Mississippi Ohio Tennessee Texas IWillVote.com
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dexter James Doakes Stare Meme
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Driver-volunteers go to homes to drop off diapers, baby formula, toilet paper, groceries... "Drivers switch routes and cars, write addresses on paper, and carry a water bottle so they can drop the paper in water and obscure the addresses if stopped... kansasreflector.com/2026/10/02/t...
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Trump's immigration sweeps leave southwest Kansas communities looking for way forward • Kansas Reflector
DODGE CITY — Southwest Kansas communities reeling from President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown — which included random stops to check status — are looking for ways to recover as fear continues ...
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Girl, you're unlocking some hidden memories now. What was that stick? Was it candy? I seem to remember it not being sweet. Maybe it wasn't sweet because I just ate whole pack of FunDip.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BRAZZERSDOTCOM JULIE ANDREWS GOTH BADDIES ON ROLLERSKATES* *that one may be mine
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boomer AI searches or my Google searches while in an Uber.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how are Rage Against the Machine still managing to shock people with their politics that band is 35 years old. are people shocked that woody guthrie was a leftist too? going on god’s own internet all ‘you’ll never believe what i just learned about karl marx’?
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did you ever get the 3', plastic ones from K-Mart?
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's where you get your snacks and pre-game tallboys.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PIZZA BY THE SLICE NEAR ME ICED COFFEE NEAR ME IS HOTDOGS MADE OF PEOPLE KEN PAXTON NIGHTSTALKER SERIAL KILLER RELATIONSHIP
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Banned Books Week @bannedbooksweek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's finally here! Are you ready to join us in kicking off #BannedBooksWeek?! This year's event is too big for just one piece of art, so we have THREE! #LetBooksBe bannedbooksweek.org
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bro, step in a QT. They got all kinds of wild shit in there. Need a Coors tallboy, an iced coffee, a personal pizza, some nicotine pouches, and a USB C cable? QT got you.
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🌞Werewolves Ranchero🌞 @pseudonic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those were solid candy. I remember the Tart and Tiny, too. Good picks.
Shock Tarts
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