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Screaming skull travelling through space - Scot living in Japan

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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 10h
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 1h
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Who, Me? was a top secret, sulfurous, non-lethal chemical weapon developed by MIT-graduate Ernest Crocker for the U.S. Office of Strategic Services during World War II.[1][2] Who, Me? smelled strongly of fecal matter, and was issued in pocket atomizers intended to be unobtrusively sprayed on a German officer to humiliate him and, by extension, demoralize the occupying German forces.[3]

Who, Me? had a high concentration of extremely volatile sulfur compounds that were very difficult to control: more often than not, the person who did the spraying also ended up smelling as bad as the one targeted.[4] After two weeks, it was concluded that Who, Me? was a failure.
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 1h
I think the American obsession with staff standing is just mental. I couldn't give two fucks if someone is sitting, standing or doing push-ups when I get my shit handled by them. GIVE EM SEATS, YOU FREAKS!
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すん @sunphoto12029.bsky.social · 2h
夜明け #今日のマヨネーズ #マヨネーズ #キユーピー
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 2h
i can't believe this is a legit and not-vandalized page
President (also commonly called Asshole,[1] Scum,[1] or Capitalism[1])
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 3h
Cronos of Venom is DEAD? FUCK
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 12h
Actually surprised at how not so hard Death March is in The Witcher 3. Enemies don't even have any new attack patterns or otherwise. Its 100% just more damage from enemies and less damage from you.
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 14h
I wish I could find that video of the guy firing that pole up his hoop on Hutcheson Street in Glasgow. Sister doesn't believe me its real but ITS REAL! The only thing that remains is the Efukt thumbnail. No imgur uploads, Efukt took it down.
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 17h
Got a professional sleeper here.
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Sublight Drive Crafts @sublightdrive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Managed to hunt down two photos of the kitbashed model built by Jim Bowers as reference for the original WipEout game, sometime around 1993 or 1994. You can see the logos on it are harvested from other kits- Toyota and Buick logos, USAF roundels, and more that I'm sure someone else could ID
Jim Bowers holding his kitbashed modelThe Psygnosis team posing for a photo around a table. In front of them on the table is the kitbashed model
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 22h
Rich people crying that a system designed to spread tax around to places that have lower tax intake is doing its job? Shouldn't expect anything less.
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A lot of the sickness in the gaming industry executive suite right now comes from employing anyone who has worked at Silicon Valley corps. You could put ME in your exec position and I'd be doing better than one of those failures.
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Kirk McKeand @mckkirk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She’s not a real person
Asha Sharma acting weird as fuck, talking in the kind of quotes you see in soccer mum kitchens straight after a paragraph about job losses. She’s squeezing a stress ball while talking about winning and learning in the NYT profile.
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look at my mechanics dawg my car is fucked 😭
the golden kamuy cast in a collab with a car? parts? company? theyre dressed as mechanics
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had some long running sickness and diarrhea, spent alot of time having NHS tests, finally sussed it out when we also had unusual amounts of food going off in the fridge and getting refunds. It struggled to get down to 10deg. New fridge, much better! Sorry NHS and Sainsbury's.
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When your chud nephew finds out it isn't pro-misogyny education
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Found out where the ends of bread go in Japan. They get sold separately!
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would love to go back in time and uninvent DLSS. I'm so sick of games needing to have it on to achieve a semblance of performance. Witcher 3 Remastered is another victim of this. Just give me decent rasterised performance or give me death.
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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ToyBro @toybro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SH Figuarts Gamerverse Venom, preorders 10/1
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still need to remember that this "charity" is strictly zionist, counting anything anti-zionist as antisemitism. A bunch of slackjawed idiots. Still have yet to release their methodology on how they class things as antisemitic either.
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 30/09/2026
Logging onto Grindr in the evening
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm immensely proud to announce that my texture library that's been in the making for nearly a decade is now available on my itchio store for indie devs to purchase commercial licenses. makkon.itch.io
screenshot of my itchio store, showing several texture packs available for purchse
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Witcher 3 update is fucked on PC. Performance is shite, even with raytracing off, and with raytracing? Hahaha, just fucked! Some are saying the game is defaulting to 500 nits in the menus so you need to raise that to make things look proper, but I don't care, I just don't want the game chugging.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 29/09/2026
WipEout was released 31 years ago. Since the game is set in 2052, we're already more than halfway there. 😁 A technical gem, this Psygnosis game made a huge splash on the PS1 (and other platforms). Especially with its electro soundtrack and in-game branding & artworks by The Designers Republic.
WipEout Japanese PS1 box art
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HasanTheHun (automated mirror) @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
agoraphobic sweaty gamer who was a welfare recipient (now demands the program be cut as a multimillionaire) is mad about proper representation in political ads!
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cannot wait for it to turn out that the guys arrested were just diesel thieves looking to rob farms around the base.
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder if Corpsegrinder will be playing WoW Forever
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm absolutely losing it. Everything in here is made up (we hired an actor, rented a car, did not use AI, obviously), but he just invents a whole-ass world. Boner pills are a helluva drug.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
geekgirl, online zine, sticker (circa 1998) web.archive.org/web/19980110...
a circle: in the middle, the image of a woman's face from many decades ago on a microphone. around the edge of the circle: girrls needs modems! girrls need modems! girrls need modems!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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pinheiro @mbp1225.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
//// ROOK ACTIVE //// SIGNAL MASK ONLINE #MarathonTheGame #Blender3D
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pokemon Pocket, 100% complete, battle-wise. For now.
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, PAC died???? Thats insane.
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Cap @caprart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that alucard guy is so easy to draw #hellsing #integrahellsing
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Number 1: KILL YOUR LANDLORD
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This person is no longer alive
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wife asked to see photos of me as a kid, don't have any but I do remember doing a photo shoot for a newspaper as a kid, wearing sunglasses in the street. Tried searching names from the family on newspaper archive sites, can't find anything, but did come across something funny as fuck.
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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, looks like Josh Deane, the guy part-running the show over at Bungie, is just giving Aztecross multiple week heads up information on what the studio is doing. Why the FUCK are you doing that? What an idiot.
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bought a 1kg bag of vegan shredded cheese by mistake, thinking it was just lower fat stuff. God fucking damnit.
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Dragonball fansub credits)

NO Thanks to: Miami Mike - I remeber what you did to me at DragonCon
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This kind of reporting should get you fired.
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D. Merrill @terebifunhouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what's that? Major social media platforms rejecting advertising for Alex Gibney's upcoming documentary MUSK, coming soon to a theater near you?
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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thinking about the time me and two pals were on a long distance bus, 2008-ish, where someone went to the toilet and left their open bag. Visible camcorder in it. Pal picks it up and starts recording, says "You ever seen a hairy brain?" and then takes a shot of his ballsack.
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
clearing out my late mam’s house, sadly my old Amstrad CPC 464 is fried but can anyone spot any games of notable value here before I research the marketplaces? some great memories in this collection
A selection of Amstrad CPC 464 tape gamesA selection of Amstrad CPC 464 tape gamesA selection of Amstrad CPC 464 tape gamesAn Amstrad CPC 464
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