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The Spooky Cassandra

@prophetcassandra.bsky.social
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Talks occasionally. Trans. Socialist. Politics. Film (Paul Schrader Expert). Photography. 29. London. She/Her.

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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 7h
Sometimes you have a stray thought and your brain gets confused and comes back 5 minutes later with a fully worked out pitch because it thought it was a little puzzle to solve instead of a joke idea
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 8h
(the way I'd actually do it is Petra realising "wait you've got actual magic, I have 20 things about me that I want to change with magic" and then Malfoid refusing and being shitty and acting superior so Petra punches her, webs her up and lightly tortures her until she relents, they grow closer etc)
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 8h
Honestly you could get something fun out of the very sciency Petra trying to grapple with the weird magic of Malfoid's world and poking holes in the- wait fuck I've just reinvented Methods of Rationality
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah like the show is more elegant in the earlier seasons when it's the formula and when they get bored they can go "right we need to add another tool from the superman toolbox, lets do heat vision and make it about him getting horny" In the later seasons it breaks down a bit
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 9h
look at Priyanka Gandhi holding the constitution of India while she's being taken away by the cops
Priyanka Gandhi Vadra holds up a copy of the Constitution while being removed from the protest site in New Delhi.(Express Photo by Anil Sharma)
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 9h
every time i see one of these posts the urge to write some horrible meta-malfoid thing gets stronger
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 10h
It's surf dracula but if dracula was a hard-boiled detective who solved mysteries every week and you'd have a scene every few episodes of him sanding a tree into a surfboard that he finally uses at the end of the show
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 10h
see I don't think Smallville really counts because while on one level yeah it was going to drip feed you him becoming superman over however many seasons, you did have a core weekly show in there right from the start which was "some guy has weird meteor rock powers and needs to be stopped!"
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 11h
Hmm which side to support Cheap Chinese solar panels & EVs vs "Okay we've finished decontaminating another UK tourist destination after yet another Russian assassination attempt"
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 12h
You deserved it for the Jeremy Strong post tbh
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 18h
Anine is one of the people who worked to expose the research misconduct against trans people at Oslo University Hospital. Yesterday, she was told she is no longer on their waitlist to receive gender-affirming care. This is so obviously retaliatory, it's hard to put into words!
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 16h
Yeeeeeeeeeep Beginning from a police sting operation that served zero public good and like lets be honest here, no party, no politician is ever going to die on the hill of making S&M legal (if anything they've gone the opposite way) so we're stuck with this shit
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 16h
- R v Brown (1993)
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 16h
The problem with these ""AI Doomsday"" scenarios is that they're too obsessed with this idea there will be a total destruction when the far more likely outcome is the more boring scenario where power is concentrated into one weird guy making rationalist Harry Potter fanfic
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18h
Once again thinking back to how this is the entire thesis that David Graeber came up with for Bullshit Jobs, which should have really been subtitled "Administrators at the London School of Economics who really annoy me".
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lmao, just making sure. (And I'm glad I'm not the only one)
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
**Digger Spoilers**
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The comparison is meant in a very complimentary way of course!
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay so nice easy thing you begin it in 1070 with the Wægensmiths starting their road to wealth in England before moving to the New World in 600 years time. It will take you 50 years to finish and you'll have to rewrite it 3 times because the historiography of an era will have drastically changed.
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gilded age would probably be more balanced, get some nice Rockefeller vibes in there, and it's not too excessive. Hmm though that would mean you couldn't do the Wayne's in the civil war doing underground railroad stuff...
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The more flexible nature of comic book canon would pose difficulties but you could keep it in scope if you nail down when your "present" is and when you're deciding WE was founded like you make it a ww2/post war boom company, then it's only 80 years. Though doing prohibition stuff would be fun...
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Synthesis: You should hate Americans.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alright this better get likes because it got me put on a blocklist for a trend I think is bad and dumb (read another book and make better quality genderbent hetslop fanfic)
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Writing a MILFoid fanfic but it's actually a metatextual meditation on a failing millennial marriage. Wife trying to spice things up in the bedroom by doing a fun little nostalgic HP roleplay, but the husband says she can't pull off Malfoid and maybe it should be MILFoid and she breaks down sobbing.
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
reinventing slutcon from first principles
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“The national populists long imagined that they were enthusiastic about sovereignty, tradition, and the beauties of Western civilization, until the day of danger wrung from them the confession that they are enthusiastic only about female Draco Malfoy.”
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh then that sounds like a very odd criticism then
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tbh i think they did the best with what they were given, it was always going to be an uphill struggle to market it, and really the only thing you could do would be to make it cheaper and treat it like a niche awards bait movie.
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To be as vague as possible because it's best experienced as blind as possible which makes taking about it extremely difficult... Perception and Portrayal of events is a theme
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you looked at it very narrowly then sure I can see where the criticism is coming from, you could maybe describe its attacks on certain targets as toothless. But the film isn't actually going for those targets, it's going for *other* targets and it definitely isn't toothless there.
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So I'm officially one of the dozens of people on Earth who watched Digger, and it's a near-masterpiece. It is impossible to meaningfully discuss it without spoilers because it has several massive twists and meta layers, which are the keys to making the whole thing work.
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm glad (horrified) we will all be able to see how this quirk of hers impacts her premiership
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"why do we have all these small parties that vote 99% of the time with the SexDem Whip?" "Look it's a historical thing you wouldn't get it."
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Desperately trying to convince my captors that my toxic yuri noncon fanfic is not a stealth Harry Potter fic just because one has short black hair and glasses and the other has platinum blonde hair and is a KKK member (they shoot me anyway)
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She knows.
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The great realignment where progressive "art should be free to do challenging uncomfortable topics" Democrats merge with conservative "my AO3 cuck fanfic is actually my manifesto" Republicans while "fanfic is satanic" Republicans merge with "If art makes me uncomfortable it's evil" Democrats.
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also you know, everyone 12, no one read, trad = "like when i was 7"
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The great flattening of culture. Less and less communities have their own dynamics and values now, it's just an extension of the wider online mass.
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tbf that happened to Stephen King and we got It out of it
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
in 2027 we're bringing back a beloved character, with a bit of a modern twist. i can't say too much right now.. but i have four words to leave you with a bit of a teaser. crazy frog, huge cock.
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey you know it might be David Lammy and he might decide to publicise his pro impact play platform
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16705247
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a special kind of trauma from the official national equality watchdog specifically become a high profile campaigner against your rights specifically (and cast you as an oppressor in the same breath), which is then called upon by some still as an arbiter of moral authority on bigotry.
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I too believe London should be a top city and not a contemptible bottom city
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Might vote Cleverly ngl
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's disputed but thats the high end estimate
https://variety.com/2026/film/box-office/digger-tom-cruise-warner-bros-box-office-1236878000/
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well look i loved the film, recommend everyone should see it, I'm glad it exists (and I'm an Iñárritu hater) but if I was head of a studio I would maybe think twice about spending $180 million on a film that's this difficult to market.
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The Spooky Cassandra @prophetcassandra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Marketing did the best job they could with a film that is completely unmarketable regardless of any discussions about whether the film is good or not (I think it is!) Best case scenario was they do "It's Digger!" marketing in the run up and then take advantage of the buzz from the critics but...
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