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The Squeaky Wheel @thesqueakywheel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Maybe they wouldn’t have so many problems if they weren’t allowed to be such snowflakes! thesqueakywheel.org/spinal-cords...

Opinion: Spinal Cords Should Just Stop Being So Sensitive

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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library

Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.

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Just Call Me Lynn @basicartist1983.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

RIP Kaylee Hottle

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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

shout out to The Strand bookstore staffer who did this

sign that says STAFF PICK:
The Ill-Fitting Skin by Shannon Robinson
Please turn to page 108, because I need to tell you something.

page 108 says:

HE'S GOT A KNIFE, AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
PUT THIS DOWN AND RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
GO THIS WAY. →

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jordynne, final girl 🔜magiccon atlanta @sick1y.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I had a joke about Odysseus but Nobody liked it

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Before you call me "unc", I need you to understand something: I have *never* been in touch with modern trends.

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I just had a 17-minute call with Lindsey Graham and we talked about the World Cup, the Strait of Hormuz, and also the shadowy figure with red eyes and bat wings that has been pursuing him for the last decade

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I fucking love The Squeaky Wheel so much.

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ً @zan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

dreamcast forever 🌀

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

You could write about a corrupt president who repeatedly shouted "drain the swamp" during his campaign and then proceeded to turn the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool into a literal swamp, and critics would eviscerate you for being too ham-fisted with your metaphors.

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The Squeaky Wheel @thesqueakywheel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Surveys on cultural literacy show dwindling awareness of Lou Gehrig’s life as a baseball player, with Americans likelier to misidentify Gehrig as “the guy who created MS” than as the New York Yankee’s legend. (Also, it was ALS, not MS.)

Lou Gehrig Less Recognized For Baseball Skill Each Passing Year

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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

GET BLASTED, IDIOT

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Looking at who was at the White House tonight, it's incredible how just one well-placed meteor could have improved so many lives. Happy No Kings Day.

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I spent part of my Star Wars Day building my Lego Enterprise-D set. Nobody tell Mark Hamill.

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

If @magic.wizards.com, @dndbeyond.com, or anything from WOTC wants to see a dollar from me ever again, they'll do the right thing and voluntarily recognize United Wizards of the Coast-CWA. @uwotc-official.bsky.social

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Obviously, I never, ever want to go blind. But if I did, I would at least try to have fun with it. Accessorizing with fun eye patches, cool sunglasses and goggles, that sort of thing. And if I'm at a Renaissance fair? Oh you better believe I'd be rocking two eye patches.

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Oh no, bullets, one of my many, MANY weaknesses!

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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

YOOOOO

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

5 favorite things, 5 tags: - "Weird Al" Yankovic - Oreos - Improving someone's day - Moments where I'm not in pain - Imagining I win a fortune and help my friends. Tagging: @alyankovic.bsky.social @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social @sugartax.bsky.social @wilwheaton.net @vividvivka.bsky.social

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

It does! Oh wow, thank you so much, I have a lot to catch up on!

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Fandoms are inherently toxic. Want an example? Go to the Star Wars subreddit, they're still trashing the sequels every single day and it's been about seven years since The Rise of Skywalker. You could ask Daisy Ridley or Kelly Marie Tran, except they got bullied off of social media years ago.

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

For months now, I've always gotten this screen whenever I visit the Rock Cocks website. I've tried everything I can think of to resolve the error, but I've gotten nowhere. Any advice?

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The Squeaky Wheel @thesqueakywheel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Dr. Richmen elaborated: “This couldn’t have been prevented, and it’s actually a good thing for me, your doctor, because I now have more things to bill you for.” thesqueakywheel.org/thanks-i...

Thanks, Inflation! Man with 3 Disabilities Now Has 4

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

"Weird Al" Yankovic still hasn't been listed in any of the Epstein Files, which of course only further confirms my excellent taste.

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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I've had a promotional VHS for the test animation that became Batman: The Animated Series for a long time, I bought it on eBay in like...1999? The version they put as a bonus on the DVD said they lost the audio but uh, here it is. You're welcome Bruce Timm.

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Professor Falconer 🎃 @professorfalconer.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Tonight I learned that David Bowie was considered to play the villain in "Blade Runner 2049", but he died months before filming and the part was instead given to Jared Leto. And if that isn't the single largest downgrade in movie history, I don't know what is.

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Randy Milholland @choochoobear.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Happy birthday to my boss, Popeye/ @comicskingdom.bsky.social

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Mary @marybadthings.com · 18/01/2026

I used the volunteer at homeless shelters were the residents worked up to 38 hours per week doing manual labor. Many employers didn’t want them working 40 hours a week regularly, because then they’d have to offer benefits.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

A Nazi (2026)

4 panel comic:

Panel 1:
A smug Nazi throwing up a Nazi salute

Panel 2:
The Nazi gets hit with a little water balloon

Panel 3:
The Nazi starts to shrink and shrivel

Panel 4:
The Nazi is a now tiny crying baby

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Karla Ortiz @kortizart.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

HELL YEAH!! Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show! And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time! So congrats friends! We did this together!!! 🙌🙌💖💖💖

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