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#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | #NSFW (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't Forget. 3.Oct.11 There is no turning back.
Image from Fullmetal Alchemist, of a fob watch with 'Don't forget 3.oct.11' scratched on the inside.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gee, what does one do when their D&D session gets postponed? I dunno. Maybe colour coding the service manual wiring diagram for a Suzuki GZ125.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had an idea for a story about Einstein discovering that marine life can somehow create limitless energy. ..... But it's only fan fishion.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Benny Russell call back was amazing. The cook, Max? Even more amazing. A miracle even.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If ever there was another iteration of Lazytown I believe Tom Holland would make a great Sportacus. And I can only suggest Tom Hiddleston as Robbie Rotten. Is it a huge pay cut from Disney? Sure. But would it be fun for them? Oh fuck yes.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm a DT Technician now, and for the first time in forever, I'm in a position that doesn't operate with 'A Sense Of Urgency', like most minimum wage jobs. I'm not expected to get everything done instantly, or to always be doing something even if it's pointless. IT'S AMAZING!
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Man does it feel good to have that oppresive heat gone for a while. And to be woken to the sound of rain? Heaven.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Count binface will return in avengers doomsday
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The results are in and are as expected. Sharing my early morning thoughts on my blog rather than cross posting a huge thread. #ClactonOnSea #NigelFarage #CountBinface #ByElection #Politics
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The Results
I better get ahead of this before I get tagged left, right, and centre. Yes, Farage has technically won the by-election he triggered with 22k votes (1k more than previously). Count Binface came SECOND...
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have a huge ass rant to go off on at some point, but it's past 9pm so no more major decisions or statements are being made. I'm hot, I'm tired, I'm mentally exhausted going in circles that low income SEN Kid's Parents will know all too well. Emails have been sent, phone calls will be made, AGAIN.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
At midnight, on the 12th of August, the first cylinder shot across the void landed in Horshell Common near Woking.
Art from War of the Worlds of a martian tripod blasting a battleship
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hell yeah
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 09/09/2025
Art by • Jean deMers
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The only legitimate place that the original Ghost In The Shell 1995 OST resides online is with Apple. No where else. And this is why we Pirate.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Today I learned that Klingon power ballads are a real thing. I'm having flashbacks to Subspace Rhapsody.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Goodbye Google Assistant, you were.... useless. Absolutely useless. I only used you for timers and turning the lights on or off, and even then you got that wrong half the time. I would sacrifice you in a picosecond if it meant getting Google Reader for RSS back.
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Roz Mosis 💓💜💙/💀 @boztaroz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Men at Arms came out in 1993- long before enshittification meant everything, no matter how much you spend, is bad quality. But as an analogy you can apply The Boots Theory to things like rent being more expensive than a mortgage but poor people can't get a mortgage or even a deposit so RENT IT IS
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Roz Mosis 💓💜💙/💀 @boztaroz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What CERTAIN people seem to leave out of context when talking about the Sam Vimes Boots Theory of Economic Unfairness is... Vimes is comparing his economic situation to the generationally wealthy woman he's about to marry.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think it's fair to say that whenever there's talk of millions or billions or even trillions of dollars as shares, stocks, deals, bribes or payments, the actual quantity becomes irrelevant and should simply be considered an 'Obscenity', a 'Humanitarian crime' or a 'Violation against society'.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie released the year you turned 18? 🎬 #FilmSky Note: It was purely down to the soundtrack. Otherwise it'd have been LOTR: Two Towers.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
34 Candidates. THIRTY-FOUR. For a nonsense by-election. Our candidates include names such as Count Binface (yay), Woke Trump Carrzee, Nick The Incredible Flying Brick, Baron Von Thunderclap, Howling Laud Hope, and a long list of opportunistic grifters... www.tendringdc.gov.uk/news/clacton...
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Record number of candidates confirmed as Clacton voters prepare to choose next MP
The candidates who will contest the Clacton constituency by-election have now been confirmed.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
3 years on, and our daughter has finished at her SEN College, now going on to post-19 education. I'm so goddamn proud of her, but at the same time terribly anxious about big changes our family is going through this summer. Finances, work, education, etc. All changing. It's a lot, but I'm happy too.
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Roz Mosis 💓💜💙/💀 @boztaroz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I finally finished this beast? 90cm square, mama octopus with her eggs. Based on a photo from @octonation.bsky.social 's website. This took about 6 months to complete!
Large acrylic painting of an octopus surrounded by a cluster of eggs.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just to be clear, I'm Green. Labour and Green numbers here combined wouldn't beat Reform or Tories. But it'd fuck up Reform, which'd be enough for now. #Farage #Reform #ByElection #Clacton
Meme of General Hux saying "I don't care if Tories win in Clacton, I just need Farage to lose."
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Bye-election time! www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
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Farage says he is resigning but will stand in ‘people vs establishment’ byelection – UK politics live
The Reform UK leader is speaking after Labour asked the Electoral Commission to investigate claims that he broke electoral law by not disclosing gifts
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
First day at new job as DT Technician! Very edumacational. Got introduced to a dozen people, all of whose names I will have completely forgotten by tomorrow. Art technician is kinda hot though 😉
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That's it, I'm done. 2 week notice has been worked off and I'm no longer employed by Morrisons supermarket, THANK BUGGERY! Monday I start training for my new job as a Design & Technology Technician. All the fun of a workshop, without having to actually teach.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you use a (Nord)VPN, I recommend Isle of Man servers, as these will still give you UK localizations without the bloody filtering/censoring/age verification.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Just a proud parent moment today, when your kid's teacher comes out with them to show off all the hard walk they've been doing and that they actually get a City & Guilds certificate out of it. This calls for Ben & Jerry's.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There are a lot of horrible and wonderful things happening in the world right now. Do not cheapen an issue by calling it a distraction from something else, we are capable of being aware of multitudes and to believe otherwise does your fellow human a disservice.
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Roz Mosis 💓💜💙/💀 @boztaroz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Happy World Ocean Day! What better excuse can there be to show some of my octopus art #octopus #🐙 #worldoceanday #octopusart #artsky
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
As a relatively newbie biker, I get to experience bug splatter properly now there's better weather. I can only begin to imagine how bad it was when we actually had, ya know, a better enviornment and no decrease in insect populations.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Lately I've gotten more into Dungeon Synth and the OSR aesthetic (not the rules or mechanics). Anything anyone would personally recommend that isn't AI slop? #DungeonsAndDragons #DND
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
That damn dirty ape is back! Doktor Konundrum has returned! A simian villian of the highest order! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Doktor Konundrum - Go Bananas! - YouTube
After years in exile, the Dok is back! Old songs re-imagined and new songs unleashed upon the world! Copyright 2026.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Just watched a documentary about hastily built submarines, narrated by Markiplier. Blood curdling.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sometimes I genuinely forget that Paul McCartney is a Beatle, and that Ringo Starr is in fact still alive.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Do I take a strange kind of delight watching the tortured reactions of people previously belittled British Heatwaves, as they admit "Oh god, I was so wrong, this is worse than anything I've ever experienced and I'm from *Insert hot place*!" Yes. Yes I do.😈
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE IS JUST US.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Don't forget to celebrate The Glorious 25th Of May! #GNUTerryPratchett
A drawn graphic of lilacs, a city watch badge and egg, with the words Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Loved And A Hard Boiled Egg!
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Today I went on a long ride. Bout 5 hours, 150 miles, accidentally ended up in London and riding through the Epping Forest. It was absolute heaven. Temp was a little higher than I'd have liked, but the breeze under my gear helped. #Motorcycle #Bikerlife #Suzuki #Marauder #Selfie
Selfie photo of my in my leather jacket and my suzuki marauder behind me.Insta360 picture of me riding through Epping Forest on my bike.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Went for an hour walk (stupid walk for stupid mental health and stupid physical health). Suddenly reminded I live in a 'infamous' seaside town, that attracts every frigging white British tourist the very second the temperature goes over 20°C and doubles for every degree there over.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I stand with my Trans friends, acquintances and strangers. I believe and trust you when you express the gender you say you are, and deserve far more respect and dignity than any politician or lobbyist profiting from the lies and division they spread.
A banner held between two people stating Trans Rights Are Human Rights.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Re: Censorship and sanitization of language Do not censor yourself. Write the words, say the things, do not replace letters with * or anything or a cutesy alternative. If you need to say something that includes a word that is not advertiser friendly or family friendly, say it anyway.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Welp, so ends Outlander. A guilty secret pleasure I've thoroughly enjoyed watching, and only dare wish there could be more, but grateful for what was shown. Might actually pick up the books.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Mhmmm, forbidden soup.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I don't keep a count, but I'm fairly certain I'm crashing out more often lately due to job searches.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Thought that maybe the AI nonsense had calmed down, maybe some contracts postponed, so checked out my wishlist. Nope. If anything it's worse. Eg, 8TB hard drive originally £139 last year, now £279. I don't even dare look at graphic cards or RAM.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
In theory, I'm two weeks away from starting titration for ADHD meds, after having waited a FULL FUCKING YEAR. In theory.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Did a Civic Duty and voted in our local elections. Also, first time my daughter has done her Civic Duty as well. Very proud of her.
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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Gods I hate leg day.
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