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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

BREAKING: Andy Burnham to nationalise handys?

Andy Burnham giving the first nationalised handy

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Shooting CEOs for their part in the death of a large number of people : ❌ Shooting someone for stealing your shitty writing tool: ✅

Initial post from “not an art thief”

“honestly this seems low stakes but if you steal my expensive pen you are a man of low character and you should be shot in the belly like some random guy on deadwood
fuck you man that's my pen”

Then quoted to add

“my mom left me a pen she bought when she got her first decent paycheck in 1973 and if somebody stole it i would be the john wick of recovering pens.
don't fuck with my legacy dude. don't fuck with my family. that's all.”

Another not an art thief post:

stealing a guy's montblanc pen at the airport security line is so fucking dirty dude
i just can't get over that. shoot that guy.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

When you’re being big face rei ayanami is the proper usage, I believe

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I’m not like other sausages, I’m actually a precious sausage, and an absolute beastie.

A baby orangutan in pale pyjamas resting its face upon its hand, the indication being that this baby is special. It is famously featured in the “7,810,521,682 and me” post on tumblr

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Got this ad, but I might do it, it would be nice to know wouldn’t it? Did the rest of you do this too and that’s how you all know??!

Picture of two drawn men close together gazing at each others lips, text below reads:

Am I Gay Test

Am I Gay? Take this gay test to determine if you are gay straight or bisexual

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We were on about this in the group chat yesterday, and I reckon I’d just stamp on his bollocks while he was there 🙏

Robber invades home

Jiu Jitsu Fighters:
[Image shows a man laying on the floor, at the feet of another man; his legs towards the standing man. It appears the prone man is kicking the standing man]

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Cars broke down, so I’ve got time while I’m waiting for recovery, come to m62 in the next 5 minutes for an ass kicking

Me, scornfully looking at the camera, the last face you’ll see before I take you to skelpy bum mountain

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Coochie cutter cyber war, I can’t take it anymore! We didn’t start the fire 😎🔥

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

@ttechnoirr.bsky.social I can’t see this little monster without being reminded of your great posts, much like I can’t not reply to someone complaining with “it’s cause you’re always plugging in that hdmi cable”, thank you for the many blessings 🙏

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I wish the lord would take him now

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I love the clasped hand but nothing tops the Paulie Walnuts devil horns point

Paulie Walnuts, of the Sopranos, a man who loves to say “OHHHHH!”

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Anyway please enjoy Lola sat on her cooling mat my mum got her (and ignore the clothes I threw off onto the chair cause it’s too fucken hot)

The absolute massive ball of hair I extracted from Lola

Lola, a tortoiseshell cat, on a kiwi slice shaped cooling mat, atop a green armchair

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Also face/tit update from my one of my fav pics at slam dunk. Whole day was sick but seeing Bury Tomorrow/Malevolence/Knocked Loose back to back was fucking sick, and also the reason I ended up covered in bruises

Me, a man in a leopard print top with long hair, flashing a tit, with two of my friends (a short woman with glasses, and a man in a cap with sunglasses)

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Genuinely so gutted to hear John Blanche has passed, I put the Grim and the Dark on this morning (which is free on YouTube atm btw, and a good watch) before I’d even heard. The bloke had such a huge influence not just on the style and setting of Warhammer but sci-fi and fantasy in general!

A page spread from the 2e chaos codex, showing various chaos legions. The word bearers one was huge for me

John Blanche portrait from his Blanchitsu column in white dwarf

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Don’t even call yourself working class unless your living room looks like this

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I’m in bed so this is the best I can muster 🙏

Slurms, having eradicated Ken, instructs him to go home and be a family man

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

They forgot to redact Woody Allen’s email

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I love them so I drew them a friend

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Anyway, I wasn’t storming anything, leisurely stroll in for this mellow fellow. On my way to exchange my scholarly stats, a mind wizard, if you will.

Zach, staring off beyond the phone, hair shoulder length and full of volume

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Idk mate, this one is VERY good

MICATIOOO
@alexnpress
still perfect
Behind his desk, Trump's mood is buoyant. He yells, "Bring me the poison." His basket of
Starbursts, Hershey's Miniatures, Laffy Taffy, and Tootsie Rolls instantly appears.
"Okay, get the poison out of here," he says, taking two handfuls.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Went down a bed time rabbit hole and tried listening to a soft cell song, but realised I can’t because I just think of this tweet

Marc Almond @MarcAlmond
I love Prince Harry,getting his kit off and having fun before army duty in Afg, HELL YEAH, GO HARRY!

TandooriConquistador @electroniciain
@MarcAlmond I BET YOU DO ALMOND YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS. I BET YOU FUCKING DO.

Marc Almond @MarcAlmond
@electroniciain NOBODY speaks to me like that, not even my close friends. You don't know me! YOUR BLOCKED!

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Seeing mixed opinions on this 👀

Two responses to one skeet.
One reads “Absolutely the worst production decision ever and why will never listen to a Ben Folds Five record”
The other reads “I think the ben folds producing helped a lot but yes”

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Typo, but they said to leave it as that gives them more time (The scientists in question)

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Aller à la bibliothèque (Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)

A man in combat in baggy pants and boots with a shirt reading “new world, new times, mutation feels alright”. One hand is in his pocket, the other holding a phone taking a mirror picture. He has hair down to his shoulders, and a moustache

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Stop eating shrimps with the wimps, and come eat mobster with a lobster

Clauncher in legends ZA enjoying a coffee with a trainer

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Spare a thought for are brave dogs who fought against the evil socialist left wing Nazis

A pug in a poppy field with some poppy Christmas nonsense

A pug with a poppy stood in front of a lest we forget sign

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Like girl, is there nowhere better for you to sit????

Lola, a cat, perched between my shoulder blades like a gargoyle

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

My hungry ass couldn’t be trusted around the collapsing bean silo

Powder that makes you say yes meme except it’s collapsing bean silo that makes you say beans.
A superhero of sorts with a scoop like lower jaw pouring powder right in there

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Did some test paints on a nighthaunt based on advice from Riley, still WIP but I’m a fan of the colours

Nighthaunt miniature with a purple pink gradient, and blue highlights on its top most cloth

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Painting last night were we Zach?

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Went to a comedy show on Friday and made effort dressing for the first time in a minute, ignore the mess, I’m in the middle of bagging up and donating/throwing so many things.

A long haired man in a black starry/celestial shirt, with grey checkered pants

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Delighted to say, soup is BACK, baybee

A minestrone I made, with some tiger baguette, the delivery method for said soup

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Wife asked if we could go McDonald’s for tea, I said sure love. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺 #banter #manjokes #justmanlythings #loveownfarts #divorced #notallowedtoseethekids #missyoudenise

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

No sorry I can't "come over ;)". I only fuck in the comfort of my gaming bed.

The gaming bed in question. A bed designed with the appearance of a gaming chair, in red.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Mfw I gotta try and get into malice mizer again

Gackt (I think?) when he was in Malice Mizer (I also think, I’m out of my depth here bestie)

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Big fan of the Harlequin combat patrol, and I would like it.

Harlequin Combat patrol, essentially space elf jester miniatures, from games workshop

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Absolute whiplash seeing these two posts being the same thread!

Courtney Love Actually @hexadecibelle.fyi 4h

tylenol… grassy knolls… what is it about nols and the Kennedys

Courtney Love Actually @hexadecibelle.fyi 1h

Legion is probably my favourite Heresy book and totally on theme that it’s both about the Alpha Legion but you also feel their presence/influence.

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

What movies do you consider perfect? (Could’ve included so many here, no Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder outings or what we do in the shadows, but Conan holds such a special place in my heart sorry :()

The crew from the Nostromo (Alien, 1979)

A frosty looking MacReady (The Thing, 1982)

Conan, posing with a big sword (Conan the Barbarian, 1982)

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