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umami daddy

@probablyzach.bsky.social

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33 // he/him // all my posts are goofy. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Trans Rights are Human Rights🏳️‍⚧️

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

See ya space cowboy! 👉🤠👉

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Posting break! Catch you all afterwards

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Some are saying Handy Burnham? I dunno, not sure

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Anytime! ✨

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

BREAKING: Andy Burnham to nationalise handys?

Andy Burnham giving the first nationalised handy

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It’s not the point of the pic, but the hair and eyeshadow combo here is so so good 🙏🙏

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My final thought is that of the Beatles they all sort of had a thing except Ringo who was just a little creature that was there

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Doing my best mate, it doesn’t feel wrong to say it, but thinking about it too much does send my head spinning

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Eva Eskelinen @evelmiina.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

started a painting, we'll see how it goes

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Fucking hell, I’m 34 next week. That’s not really on is it?

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The idea here is they’re bisexual but women aren’t interested, meaning they’re partially involuntary celibate. It’s a joke more than anything 🙏

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I think we’re on the same page here, ingay or something, these little vampires wanna be bi so bad, but no one is taking them on

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’ve got beef with those boys for myriad reasons!

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

So we’re imagining them as half-incel vampires? 🙏

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Yeah but 40K always have to be different don’t they! Do we really think the blood angels are getting girls?

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

How sick are grains?

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Idk, buncha dudes running round trying to hide their urge to suck other dudes? Sounds like maybe they’re at least closeted

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Just a big ol’ 10ft twink

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This is blood angels erasure!

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I hope she knows, I tell her frequently but I have given her a small head kiss and whispered it to her 🙏

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Shite.

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Got made to watch it with an ex, so I’m in a good spot to review it fairly.

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Also from my thighs, solid as rocks, the perfect firm mattress for a small cat

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hello from Lola

A tortoiseshell cat with green eyes sat upon the large thigh of a man in a twin peaks T-shirt.

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Gotta track down those tumblr users and do a rehash, cash in real quick with merch and everything .

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Genuinely sad I don’t still have the picture, I could’ve been a star 💔

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Reckon it’s fair to shout whenever something comes out of your urethra tbh, valid

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Incidentally, I always yell “Bazinga” when I cum

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I didn’t think of this, I’ll do better in future, please keep an eye out for my apology video later

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

🙏🙏🙏

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Never!

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This guy has his elderly mother vet his tweets

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’d have never thought to add melon!

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umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I think we all just want to be wanted, right?

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It’s the exact part I thought it was!

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The lighting on these is gorgeous!

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This is my way of saying “I understand your pain and one day we will destroy the solos that haunt us”

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I get this occasionally and sometimes it’s such a weird part of a solo and it’ll take me ages to figure out what the fuck it’s even from

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m gonna go do grown up shit now and leave my phone for a bit, gootbye

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just want to remind you all, if you’re following me you DO endorse my every opinion and thought (and I love you for that validation)

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Can’t have anything can I? 😤😤😤😤😤😤

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I just remembered when I was dating a large following tumblr girly back in my early 20s and she posted an aesthetic pic of my arse with a lipstick print from her on it, and then deleted it cause my arse was too well received 😔

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It’s rough! I hope you’re not there anymore and things are easier 🙏

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Yes pls and thank you (also what’s your recipe cause I already know it bangs)

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This resonates on such a deep level with me (posting from bed after spending all morning/early afternoon tidying/sorting/doing stuff)

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

A baby!!

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Thank you mate, I just feel v done in!

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Mate, in all honesty, no anti-racist is gonna support a self proclaimed racist whose actions led to the death of a black person, be so for real.

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Like I’ve been tidying and sorting since I woke up, and I guarantee it’ll be me cooking later too (I always cook)

umami daddy @probablyzach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It’s hard and there’s a lot of nuance where I don’t like posting because it’s gonna be purely from my perspective and there’s gonna be a bias to it, but fuck me, I need some help from the people around me. I feel like I do everything.