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World's Hottest Fat Dude

@probablyweird.bsky.social
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Ex-paramedic. Corporate sellout. Unexpected Master's Holder. Solidarity forever. Militant yinzer. he and also him, often his as well.

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
mornin'!
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Even though I've long since left the faith this is exactly why I've enjoyed reading bits and pieces of the NRSVue when I'm in a biblical scholarship kind of mood It's been extremely fun to get deeper into the academic theology weeds
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
probably because most people have been shitty about it tbh still gold star/A+ for stating your wants ❤️
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i will not respond to obvious ragebait on threads today
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i'm in the mood to be a problem and that's probably not great
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gotta say being a pervert (respectfully) is underrated
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
forever mad about how many good movies have just been stuck in streaming service hell without a theater release
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
glad I came over here from threads
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
makeout sessions where they grind on your thigh >>>> i'll be back in a few business months for more feral posting
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i consider this useless because it's insane and is a solution without a problem
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
space elevator (no you're replaying ace combat 7)
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
it's been one month since i reminded bsky that i'm hot
a shirtless selfie of a white man with brown hair, blue eyes, and metal framed rectangular glasses
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
reminding bsky that im hot
a selfie of a self-described handsome white man with light brown hair and blue eyes with a scruffy beard wearing a green hoodie and blue tshirt showing
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
need someone to play with my hair and call me handsome alternatively they could beat me unconscious with a frying pan
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
mentally? next question otherwise? never had an unsatisfied recipient
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
real as hell tbh
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
semi-regular reminder that Saint Patrick was a Bretonic Roman charlatan, heretic, and genocidist who hunted the celtic pagan druids to near extinction. Snakes were often used as marks of office for druids as symbols of wisdom and authority. Saint Patrick "drove the snakes from Ireland" by genocide.
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
single white male looking for someone who will endure me poorly singing "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" and "London Bridge" at every wedding we go to
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
as a socialist, I agree
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
best i can do is play runescape
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cuteapot.bsky.social @cuteapot.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This one is really giving #edgeofeternities vibes, but it's my take on the Bear flag. Keep your eyes out for some spacier color pallette rings in the future though. #magicthegathering #mtg #magic #alter #Alterist #bear #cardalter #artist #acrylic #paint #solring
Part of a hand, palm up holds an altered Sol Ring over a green cutting mat. The Sol Ring has a solid black circle in the upper left quarter of the card. The rest of the card has dashed lines in all the colors of the Bear flag.
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
because the game and tabletop also seriously downplay how overpowered space marines are and they aren't even the top tier a custodian by themselves kills every spartan
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Malum Caedo soloed three greater demons and won Chief gets wiped by a named Ultramarine
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
also hi bsky it's been a minute i paint warhammer now
A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
this is your regular reminder that as terrifying as your lore universe is a space marine in any mark of power armor except the Gravis config of Mark X and any terminator plate can run at 40mph for sustained periods of time master chief would get pulped i hate to say it
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
LETS GOOOOOOO
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
50 years old, harvard and university of london, btw
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𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚋𝚢 ༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:・ @mothmaam.online · 10/01/2025
for no reason in particular i’m thinking about the fact that ~1/3 of california’s firefighters are incarcerated individuals making slave wages. also thinking about the fact that in november california voted against an end to forced labor in prisons.
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
unrelated i'm learning yo-yo now
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Having a history of domestic violence and misogyny is a much more reliable predictor for committing an act of terror than having a military background The military doesn't have a monopoly on hate, which is a lesson we should have learned during GamerGate. But apparently we didn't
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
You could stick a thousand divorced men in a divorced man compression machine and still not make a guy as divorced as Elon musk
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Audree @darlinsincerest.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
We got French toast sticks, Redbull, AND TARKOV DROPS BABYYYYYY! Drops now have FIR status so be sure to tune in and get some goodies! Lurks & tabs appreciated 🫶🏼🥰 Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest
Woman making silly face with a plate of French toast sticks
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I HOPE YOURE DOING WELL ❤️
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
HI IVE MISSED YOUR LOVELY FACE
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Offer it for $30-40 and see how the numbers trend and go from there - if it still feels like you're undercutting yourself...stop. If it doesn't generate enough additional income, reconsider pricing
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
real
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
narc
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
that would work i think
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
thinking the people that celebrate the death of one of the most insidious and evil CEOs were all trump supporting women is genuinely insane and funny because of how out of touch it is
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
due to inflation, you now have to hawk threeah
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Audree @darlinsincerest.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Breakfast and Watchers for Day 5 before I hit the gym! Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest
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Audree @darlinsincerest.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
We got some lofi music, Words on Stream, and breakfast. Come chat & start your day with us. 🥰 Subathon day 2 with 46.5 hours on the clock lol Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest
Woman holding up a peace sign
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Audree @darlinsincerest.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Dude lmao
Countdown timer for a stream-a-thon for 99:33:15
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Audree @darlinsincerest.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
😭🫶🏼 I’m so humbled by all the love, kind words, & generosity so many Pocket Amigos have shown. We have our tattoo livestream with Sandy tomorrow evening, baking Thursday, & a Jack Skellington cosplay for Friday the 13th. 🤗 #cosplayer #twitch #streamer
Woman holding a plate of pancakesCat napping in front of a PCCountdown with 100:21:15Cat snuggling as a little spoon
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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
HEY EVERYONE IF YOU WANNA WATCH ONE OF MY FAVORITE HUMANS BE HER GOOFY LOVELY CHAOTIC SELF AND ALSO WIN COOL STUFF AND MAYBE MAKE HER SUFFER A LITTLE BIT FOR ENTERTAINMENT 10AM MST, 12 NOON EST, 5PM UTC TWITCH.TV/DARLINSINCEREST BE THERE OR YOUR MOM'S A HOE
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Audree @darlinsincerest.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Co-working then trying Rocket League for the first time 🫡😭 Come vibe. Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest
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Audree @darlinsincerest.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Finalizing the giveaway items for the Stream-a-thon and I’m so freaking excited to share with you guys!!! We’ve got some @littlegamercc.bsky.social , @therogueenergy.bsky.social , AND Technisport in addition to some art by me and some of my merch 🤭 SEE YOU SATURDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 7th 10AM MT.
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gin. @showupforthis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A reminder: YOU didn’t fail your parents. Your parents held rigid expectations and never adjusted them even when it was clear they didn’t fit you. Children grow in all directions. It’s not your fault if your parents weren’t prepared to grow with you.
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