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World's Hottest Fat Dude

@probablyweird.bsky.social

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Ex-paramedic. Corporate sellout. Unexpected Master's Holder. Solidarity forever. Militant yinzer. he and also him, often his as well.

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

it's been one month since i reminded bsky that i'm hot

a shirtless selfie of a white man with brown hair, blue eyes, and metal framed rectangular glasses

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

reminding bsky that im hot

a selfie of a self-described handsome white man with light brown hair and blue eyes with a scruffy beard wearing a green hoodie and blue tshirt showing

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

also hi bsky it's been a minute i paint warhammer now

A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

Astronauts in EVA suits looking at Earth. One asks "There is no political solution?" The second astronaut, behind the first and pointing a gun at him replies "Never has been."

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

if we can't agree on human rights then...

a photo of a tank crewman pointing a firearm at a camera, it is captioned "there is no political solution"

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

I need to shave but my barber is a hero

A selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and a black hoodie that says "A Better Way 2A" on it. I just got a haircut.

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

enjoy me utterly fucking up a stage at the match i shot this weekend

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 26/03/2024

A meme reading "I'm very vulnerable rn if any bad bitches want to take advantage of me"

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

anyway

a two panel image of a soldier in chemical protective gear. The top panel says "Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but" the bottom panel continues "the future is unknowable and will be determined by how hard we fight now for a loving world"

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 20/12/2023

semi regular reminder that i'm actually hot as fuck for a white dude

a selfie of me, a white dude with brown hair and blue eyes

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 08/12/2023

i actually like my face today and think i look fine as fuck ft my "Make Racists Afraid Again" flag

A selfie of me and the partially obscured flag behind me which reads "Make Racists Afraid Again"

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

new zoom background :)

A flag with a dagger through a skull which says "Make racists afraid again"

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

(for legal reasons, this is a joke)

a glowing eyes meme where a person is wielding an AK-74 as a baseball bat with a prompt stating "The violence has escalated" and an option to press "OK"

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

Nobody can ever tell me this man wasn't one of the coolest mfs to live

A sepia toned photo of French-Algerian philosopher Albert Camus wearing a trench coat and holding a cigarette in his lips.

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

I will however remind y'all that I am very hot for a generic white dude

me, a white man with dark blond/light brown hair and blue eyes wearing a white tank top

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

anyway I looked really hot the other day please enjoy

a selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and dark blond hair in a white tank top.

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

Her: "You never buy my ass any flowers"
Me: a picture of a glass buttplug with a rose base is shown

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

today in entirely unsurprising test results

a sex values test indicating that i am feminine-attracted, hypersexual, dominant, kinky, and a hedonist

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

hedonists unite

My sex values quiz results which identify me as a feminine-attracted hypersexual dom

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

fuck it imma just post it idc i look ridiculously fine

a shirtless selfie of me, a white man with dark blonde hair, full rim square glasses, and blue eyes.

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

just a reminder that I'm entirely too hot to be alone on this couch rn

A selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and very dark blond hair wearing a navy blue tshirt

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

idk this is objectively hilarious to me

a permanent ban notification from twitter for "violent speech" after stating we didn't execute enough nazis after WWII.

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease: Tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

just a reminder that i'm hot

it's me, a white man with dark blond/light brown hair and blue eyes in a white tank top with visible chest hair

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

the best i've got are the freckles on my arm

a picture of a white man's arm which has very faint freckles and a black and grey tattoo of a camera

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

a selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and dark blond hair wearing a navy blue tshirt

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

this is the best i've got for now

a white man's forearm, it has two tattoos on it, one of partially obscured text and one of a vintage rangefinder camera

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

chad meme that says "yes"

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

i know i already posted this but like...cmon. i might be big but i'm hot

a selfie of me, a white man, with dark blond hair and blue eyes, in a tank top with exposed chest hair

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

Reskeet with a pic of you right now!

a selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and short cropped hair wearing a white tank top with exposed chest hair

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

a meme which says "i am looking not respectfully in the slightest, in fact i am drooling violently"

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

regular reminder that i'm fine as hell in my own mind

a dimly lit shirtless selfie of me, a white man

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

i have no right to feel as attractive as i do today

a selfie of me, a blue eyed white man, with messy dark blond hair, long stubble, and a smirk.

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

Meme with a small mouse in a hollowed out pickle with the caption "Dudes be like 'I'm in a pickle.' Oh really? This you?"

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

also i too miss you posting pictures of your tits

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

current status

a meme of a selection of plastic containers without lids with "NEED TOP" overlaid in the style of Dark Sould

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

me and whom???

a drawing depicting a woman receiving oral sex from behind in a prone position

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

please be a meme

Bluesky Screenshot showing a Rate Limit Exceeded error

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 22/07/2023

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Anyway. I need to go buy an MBUS front sight this weekend and at some point I'll acquire a rifle light but uh...the poor man's GPR is done. Nice.

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

my best friend and I unironically complain about being too attractive to have to work so hard i know i'm not the world's most attractive dude but it feels like a scam that i'm reasonably attractive and yet

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

one of my hobbies is stealing memes from instagram

A meme that makes a joke about the opposite of "casual sex" being "ranked, competitive sex"

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

The curls are paid actors tbh looking like the side love interest in every bad 90s surf/skate coming of age movie

A selfie of me, a white man with blue eyes and wavy/curly dark blond hair

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

god gives his strongest warriors his worst tummy aches

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

you 🤝🏻 your favorite game (remembering to add alt text edition)

A selfie of me, a clean shaven white man with blue eyes and dark blond/light brown short cropped hair wearing a navy blue T-shirt.

The cover art for Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

why the fuck did my brain go:

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

Picture of Australian soldiers crossing the remains of Château Wood on duckboards, Battle of Passchendaele (Third Battle of Ypres)

World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 27/06/2023

HUH???????????

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World's Hottest Fat Dude @probablyweird.bsky.social · 17/05/2023

really enjoying that i look like i have two black eyes when in fact i just haven't gotten a quality night's sleep in weeks

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