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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 17h
The sort of things Day does that often get overlooked: www.reddit.com/r/OhioStateF...
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From the OhioStateFootball community on Reddit: I’m a Hawkeye fan, and a current NICU dad at the U of I children’s hospital. This letter was in our room yesterday, every patient in the children’s hosp...
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, Rizzo has always been a Yankee in his soul(derogatory) even when he was a Cub
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At latest update, this was nearing $12K from Cleveland fans. How can you not be romantic about baseball? www.mlb.com/news/guardia...
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He's a good man! Guards fans donate to Denver charity to thank Goodman for clincher assist
CHICAGO -- Rockies catcher Hunter Goodman gained a legion of new fans in Cleveland, and children in Colorado are benefitting.
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Week 5 of SUP is now up and ready for your selections! All are welcome to play! bigdumbtailgate.wpcomstaging.com/2026/09/28/2...
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2026 Stupid Upset Picks, Week 5
Evening all, and welcome to week 5 of SUP for the 2026 season. There were a whole bunch of underdog winners last week – Cincinnati, Iowa, Minnesota, and UAB won, earning points for 9 players;…
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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I Guess There's Only One Thing Left To Do
Alt: Jake Taylor in Major League saying, "I guess there's only one thing left to do- win the whole fucking thing"
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Guardians are the first team to win division titles in consecutive years despite being at least 6 GB thru 125 games or more in both (divisions since 1969) h/t @EliasSports
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Tim Stebbins @timstebbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For the third straight season, the fourth time in the past five seasons and the 14th time in 32 seasons ... Cleveland has won the AL Central title. The Guardians get a first-round bye and will host Game 1 of the ALDS next Saturday at Progressive Field.
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AL CENTRAL CHAMPS!!! #GuardsBall
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is incredibly adorable how much Jeremiah Smith loves that wooden turtle
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Local DSA group, walking the neighborhood and ringing doorbells in Columbus, during the OSU game is not your best decision
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Win, 38-0! First time at 6-0 since 1952!
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The old coaching group chat is popping today, and it reminded me of the most blatant fuckery refs ever did to us. We are on defense, and it is 4th and inches. Our opponents false start, to move it back 5 yards. Our player jumped offside, and they move it up 5 yards. Suddenly, it is first down.
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If there's video of a guy getting the call, I'm watching it
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Week 4 of SUP is now live! Come join our stupid(complimentary) game about stupid(complimentary) football matchups. bigdumbtailgate.wpcomstaging.com/2026/09/21/2...
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2026 Stupid Upset Picks, Week 4
Good evening friends, and welcome to week 4 of SUP for the 2026 season. There were quite a few winners last week – James Madison, Kentucky, Clanga, and WVU all won points for players, and ECU…
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy shit, there's a group of young women who decided they needed to WEAR them. That's crazy, but respect for the effort
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is currently 95F in Nashville, and yet today's giveaway at the balance is a quarter-zip
Nashville Sounds quarter-zip, in University of Tennessee colors.
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ROCCtember!
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Week 3 of SUP is now live! Even if you haven't played yet this season, you're still welcome to join, and you don't have to play every week. The rules are in the Week 0 post, if you're interested. bigdumbtailgate.wpcomstaging.com/2026/09/14/2...
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2026 Stupid Upset Picks, Week 3
Good evening compatriots, and welcome to week 3 of SUP for the 2026 season. There were quite a few upset winners last week – App State, Cal, Duke, FAU, Georgia State, Michigan, CLANGA, North …
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And plays like this are going to be the reason hurdling gets banned- I just hope there aren't too many serious injuries before it happens
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TOUCHDOWN OWLS! Kenyon completes a 33-yard pass on 4thth and 10 with 3 seconds left in the half to take a 10-6 lead
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm watching the Kenyon game on my laptop, and the scorebug software keeps adding a "th" to the down. So first and ten is "1stth and 10"
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In a meeting today, where they were talking about order planning stuff, and they kept talking about "Plan A" and "Plan B." And all I could keep thinking of was this scene: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5k...
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Dr. Evil - Preparation H
YouTube video by soxf4n
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Week 2 of SUP is now live! bigdumbtailgate.wpcomstaging.com/2026/09/08/2...
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2026 Stupid Upset Picks, Week 2
Comrades, Welcome to Week 2 of SUP for the 2026 season. We have moved into the full start of the season, with games bunching more up on the weekends. In Week 1, there was quite a bit of craziness, …
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Christ, he even swings a baseball bat like the #6 on the JV tennis team.
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lemon worked for an electric co-op outside Tallahassee, in the Leon/Quincy/Wakullah tri-county. She is laughing her ass off at this
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Holy crap, found out one of my former students just had her novel called a "Fantastic New Detective Novel Worth Investigating" by the NYT! www.nytimes.com/2026/08/22/b...
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Fantastic New Detective Novels Worth Investigating
Our columnist on four of the month’s best releases.
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Welp, guess the neighbor friends who said they wanted to play golf tomorrow don't want to play with me after all... Or at least don't have any interest in texting about it. So I guess I'll be playing by myself
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
WMU is just grinding down the Michigan front, running the ball right at them.
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan getting away with a pretty blatant facemask on that third down, too
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also, I will never understand Michigan fans singing about how they're hiding in a closet watching themselves get cuckolded, like it is supposed to amp the team up
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think the tilted cap look is stupid as hell, and if some jackass ump has said something like that to my teammate, that fucking brim would be practically vertical and 45 degrees off from straight on, on my head
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Tom And Jerry Jerry Laughing
ALT: Tom And Jerry Jerry Laughing
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Another problem with the Michigan uniform nonsense- every time I see a shoe or spat flash on the screen, I think it is a flag
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And a fourth TD pass! 33-10, Owls! That should clinch it, with <3 minutes left to play.
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And another TD! 26-10, Owls. Clock running down in the fourth.
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TOUCHDOWN OWLS!
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Eckridge sausage commercial has an extremely horny grandma in it
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The OSU backfield law firm of Jackson and Jackson(Bo and Ja'Kobi) each have a long TD run in the third quarter
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bazzana ties it with a HR, wins it with a walk-off! He and Rocchio do it right!
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
DIDGERIDONG! TIE GAME!
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tom Hamilton making jokes about Brett Callahan, Tigers batter, and Tommy Boy. That's part of why he's the best, folks
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hell yeah, Rocc!
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The make-up game for the rainout in the other Tigers' visit to Cleveland has been delayed by rain today. (Also, because this is a day/night doubleheader, the second game has all new tickets and a scheduled start time, which means shit show later)
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Week 1 of SUP is now live! bigdumbtailgate.wpcomstaging.com/2026/08/31/2...
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2026 Stupid Upset Picks, Week 1
Hello friends, and welcome to Week 1 of SUP for the 2026 season. Just like regular CFB, we’ve already had a week of games, so go ahead and check Week 0 if you want to see the rules. Last week…
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That's a cowardly punt from ETAMU
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Made a lentil dal for dinner tonight. It tastes pretty good, not great. It looks like dried dog vomit
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"I can't be a mentor without abusing the shit out of my supposed mentees" Sounds like a skill issue on your part, asshole.
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
78 degrees, sunshine, and playing 18 holes with @senorblanxo.bsky.social in 3:15, tough to find a better way to spend a day
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
May we all be a little bit more like Dolly was, every day.
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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Stupid Upset Picks is back for the 2026 season! bigdumbtailgate.wpcomstaging.com/2026/08/24/2...
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2026 Stupid Upset Picks, Rules and Week 0
Hello all, and welcome back to SUP, for the 15th season saved on my laptop and, IIRC, the 18th overall season! For the benefit of new players, as well as anyone who may not remember all the rules f…
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