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Monty

@probablymonty.bsky.social
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math doer, Duck cheerer, video game enjoyer

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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 4h
no, the rule is you can only *be* president twice
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we love to see it!
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a bullish sign (I think?)
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
White Sox were unable to overcome… ::checks notes:: …legendary Cleveland sports good fortune? no, that can’t be right
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 09/10/2026
runs. #GuardsBall
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think what we're going to see in the next year or so is a bunch of folks deciding human review just doesn't need to happen and it's gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think Ramirez should be awesome again, but, like, *more*
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hell yes queen
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nice. Nice!
Letter to the Columbus DIspatch: "We can't let Amy Acton ruin Ohio again"Close of the anti-Amy Acton letter, signed "Michael Standiford, Lancaster"Lancaster, Ohio native Michael Standiford being arrested for pedophilia in 2022
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what in tarnation
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t know about stats, but for some anecdata, my wife abruptly went from being fine with milk to very much not in her late thirties
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah I mean it when I say this is the most disgusting ad I can personally remember seeing on tv
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had never heard of this law and I appreciate you teaching me about it
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh no! I meant compliment:((((((
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is actually a very high complement in elementary school culture. you should be honored.
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
one bit of anecdata: my wife and I are reliable Cuyahoga county absentee voters, and we’re both casting in person this time because we don’t trust the USPS right now
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is @dctrojan.bsky.social erasure (don’t worry, he’s cool)
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lolllllllll
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
congrats guys!
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was an accreditation liaison for approximately a half hour before I left academia entirely, but one thing I learned from my brief immersion is that our accreditation agency is much less “principled” than “terrified of the DoE” so I wonder if this could be in part a reflection of the current moment
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had legitimately forgotten this and am cackling
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
man. go ducks
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think "as good as possible given the vehicle in which he exited" is where we're at
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not great!
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
keep a growth mindset! I believe shame can be learned
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
friends, the vibes today are pretty good
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
delighted to announce that I’ve made significant progress on my project which I’m calling “The Hyundai Elantra of Theseus”
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have been seeing a new behavior around my area where I approach a stop sign, a car stops behind me, and then when I go through the stop sign they just follow me through like stopping behind me counted as their stop too. When I become the Joker this will be my origin story
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
whoa haha that's crazy anyway I'm going to walk into the sea
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
trying to calculate how mad I’d be if I were a Bucs fan who stayed for the ending
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🤔🤔🤔
now trending on Bluesky: things that didn’t happen
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
INCREDIBLE BONE CRUSHING VICTORY OVER **coughcough** STATE UNIVERSITY
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if that happens I think Uncle Phil will have some coaches shoved off of the top of the new practice facility
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if you want me to hop onto a zoom call and tell her that you’re right, I will, because I bet you are
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think “Same X. Different Y.” is my single biggest pet peeve with AI generated text right now and that image has *three* of them
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If we don’t win by like 30+ this fan base will become so incandescently mad you’ll be able to see it from space
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I go to the gym every other day I will be there 4-5 days a week, is that over training?
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
good post, Wyatt, good post
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
no!
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sometimes you watch a gif trailer, you add a thing to your Steam wish list, and you start checking your calendar to plan your sick days at work
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Congrats!
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Cleveland Fox affiliate local news just had a picture of the Browns logo with the caption “Bad” and nothing else on the screen for like 30 entire seconds. they were playing “Bad” by Michael Jackson on the audio track
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.
Toad is buried under the covers in bed.

From "Spring"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am consoling my despondent Buckeye friend this morning. This is Kafkaesque
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
s/o to all my buckeye friends who texted me asking how I was doing earlier today
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want you to know that I blame you
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(sigh) ah, well. #goducks
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Monty @probablymonty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I feel bad, Dan! I feel bad!
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