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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Gavin Newsom. He’s sitting at a table and posing with a book. The title of the book is, “HOW TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT.”
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me with generative AI
Futurama: "ASK IT TO FUCK OFF"
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Habibeat Budiak I dreamed this name and the context was that it was a new name that had never been used before. Was able to remember and write it down (basically at the expense of going back to sleep). Enjoy!
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Green Lantern 42 (3330)
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
stop telling me how much protein is in food challenge
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Put another way, it’s not “Now do cars.” It’s a question of whether or not drivers are asked to take collective responsibility for the behavior of all other drivers in the way people ask of “cyclists.”
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 05/09/2026
“Wait! Wait! … Don’t open that brand of beer!”
“Wait! Wait! … Don’t open that brand of beer!”
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🦆 Eliza Herndon! 🦆 @ducktwacy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There's chatter about everyone's favorite Looney Tunes moments; Hard to decide what my funniest/favorite Looney Tunes moment is, but a few years ago I *DID* make a compilation of some--keyword, SOME-- of my favorite quotes, whether for writing or line delivery or what have you. Yes it's mostly Daffy
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Comedy for Animators @comedyforanimators.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Cars Ruin Cities" Seen in Baltimore
"Cars Ruin Cities"
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I will do no such thing!
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
neat!
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Godzilla vs Context @godzillavscontext.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
A frame from Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971).
A spooky scary skeleton is laying on the pavement with some scattered clothing items and a yellow hardhat nearby.

Not pictured: Godzilla; Hedorah
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
House of Mystery 97 (2656)
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
✅
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/07/2026
Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
lots of performatively bald dudes in the soccer world
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
big win for Mexico already today. let's hope for another.
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🎵 Noooooo Canadaaaaa 🎵
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Tour de France Eve, everyone!
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Friends don't let friends root for the great satan
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
welp, yet another day to avoid the news! happy 250th!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Graphic design is my passion.
A sign that has two concentric rings of text but it's laid out in a confusing way so it looks like the first sentence is "it's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth" and the second sentence is "supply alcohol to minors."
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just saw an ad for plant based popcorn
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
New York Times, welcome to the @thewaroncars.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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The Deadly Rise of Giant Trucks and S.U.V.s
The vehicles on American roads have grown larger — and they are killing thousands more pedestrians, a Times investigation found.
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
all cars are terrible but this one just a little less so
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
*takes a great big swig of the cheetos jar and passes it to you
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hanley'd
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Been a good week for the best country
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i watched a soccer game and the cool team won. it was fun.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
See ya
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two Tiktaaliks (an extinct, 375-million-year-old fish that was the evolutionary link between fish and the first four-legged land animals) sit at the floor of a shallow sea bed. One of them angrily says to the other, “hey! You still owe me 20 bucks!” Panel 2: the other Tiktaalik, to avoid paying $20, emerges from the water and steps onto land for the first time in history. The first tiktaalik is absolutely stupefied.
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
for chrissakes, the basketball finals are STILL going on???
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride! Gayville, SD
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a chimpanzee in an enclosure is sitting on the ground and painting abstract streaks of color on a canvas lying in the grass. Panel 2: a couple is standing outside the enclosure, looking in. The girl says about the painting chimpanzee, “aww, that’s cute.” Panel 3: the chimpanzee is alone in his dimly lit studio, head in hands, holding a lit cigarette. He looks completely dejected, feeling misunderstood. There is a pair of glasses, a glass of whisky, crumpled paper, and an unfinished painting laid out on the desk in front of him. The walls and floor space of his studio are covered in his abstract paintings on canvases and paper. There is also a marble sculpture of a banana beside him.
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
nobody gonna care about this one
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Comedy for Animators @comedyforanimators.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Abusement Park may be my favorite cartoon title. It’s like something from Itchy and Scratchy.
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
bummer
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Nancy 4/24/26
A stray cat befriends Sluggo, he is immediately smitten
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I firmly believe that the boston new lady's accent is performative
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Were-Gumby @superba.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Lol
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
worth it
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
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Comedy for Animators @comedyforanimators.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Bugs at his trickiest. #LooneyTunes
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Unexpected 202 (1194)
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