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Author of How To Be Enthusiastic All The Time - available now at independent booksellers far from you

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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 7h
every single Final Destination for me. i love them so much.
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
happy to be of service
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Loving the racism angle the braves and their fans bring to the game
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
by not throwing him strikes
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lettuces
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't expect I'll ever warrant a wiki page but that's probably a lot better than having one with a section like this
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
cars are bad
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
IAMFTFDB
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
its legit a bad movie
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you hate to see it
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
evergreen
Gavin Newsom. He’s sitting at a table and posing with a book. The title of the book is, “HOW TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT.”
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me with generative AI
Futurama: "ASK IT TO FUCK OFF"
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Habibeat Budiak I dreamed this name and the context was that it was a new name that had never been used before. Was able to remember and write it down (basically at the expense of going back to sleep). Enjoy!
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
whatever you get, use a secondary device like a roku rather than connecting the tv to your wifi. has been a much better experience for me.
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah same, man
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Green Lantern 42 (3330)
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is probably the least controversial thing you've ever posted
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i'd like to block it all out but at least I'm a kinder person now than i was back then.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
stop telling me how much protein is in food challenge
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
raisin bran
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Put another way, it’s not “Now do cars.” It’s a question of whether or not drivers are asked to take collective responsibility for the behavior of all other drivers in the way people ask of “cyclists.”
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it was boring
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 05/09/2026
“Wait! Wait! … Don’t open that brand of beer!”
“Wait! Wait! … Don’t open that brand of beer!”
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🦆 Eliza Herndon! 🦆 @ducktwacy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There's chatter about everyone's favorite Looney Tunes moments; Hard to decide what my funniest/favorite Looney Tunes moment is, but a few years ago I *DID* make a compilation of some--keyword, SOME-- of my favorite quotes, whether for writing or line delivery or what have you. Yes it's mostly Daffy
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
downvote ☹️
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Comedy for Animators @comedyforanimators.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Cars Ruin Cities" Seen in Baltimore
"Cars Ruin Cities"
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i'm too lazy to find the "that's bait" image
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
pack a sweater
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
yeah, i suppose
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I will do no such thing!
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
neat!
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Godzilla vs Context @godzillavscontext.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
A frame from Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971).
A spooky scary skeleton is laying on the pavement with some scattered clothing items and a yellow hardhat nearby.

Not pictured: Godzilla; Hedorah
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
House of Mystery 97 (2656)
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
✅
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
fires
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/07/2026
Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i turned over the same rock and one of your people asked to friend me. you know a guy named Al?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
lots of performatively bald dudes in the soccer world
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mr. no longer participating @probablegoat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
yeah
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