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Unicorn Riot @unicornriot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A new federal indictment has charged 15 Minnesotans in an 8-count felony conspiracy for their activism during Operation Metro Surge. The indictment calls many of the defendants anarchists and antifascists, both descriptors named as “terror groups” in the latest White House counterterrorism strategy.
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New Federal Indictment on Minnesota 15 Peddles DOJ 'Antifa' Conspiracy Angle After Raids - UNICORN RIOT
A new federal indictment has charged 15 Minnesotans in an eight-count felony conspiracy for their activism during Operation Metro Surge.
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Unicorn Riot @unicornriot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Law enforcement officers in Minnesota have shot at least 14 people across the state in the past six months, killing 9 of them.
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Authorities in Minnesota Kill 9 People, Shoot 14 in Last Six Months - UNICORN RIOT
Law enforcement officers in Minnesota have shot at least 14 people across the state in the past six months, killing 9 of them. Three shootings were by federal officers, and the other 11 shootings were...
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Private Eye Lettuce @privateeyelettuce.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
www.leafly.com/news/politic...
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WTF is The New York Times’ problem?
The New York Times has published a poorly researched, misleading op-ed on the cannabis industry and the effects of legalization. Read our response.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I mean Megyn Kelly seems like exactly the right spokesperson for the ACTUALLY IT’S EPHEBOPHILIA movement. Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Imagine a group of left or center journalists doing this.
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Jamie Schler @lifesafeast.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
This is the most obscenely wealthy, grotesquely cruel, offensively under qualified and incompetent, outrageously & blatantly corrupt, callously indifferent, brazenly self-serving, shamelessly deceitful administration in our country’s history. A hollow gold-plated autocracy destined to collapse.
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Private Eye Lettuce @privateeyelettuce.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
... manufacturing zeitgeists
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
History endures and one day emerges. Every masked ICE thug, DOJ lawyer or DHS bureaucrat today shoving people into vans, or losing children in private-prison gulags, or exporting immigrants to random countries: Masks and following-orders excuses won't be enough. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
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Historian uses AI to help identify Nazi in notorious Holocaust murder image
Jürgen Matthäus has for years been investigating the killer – and is confident he has finally solved the mystery
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I’m actually a soybean farmer 🤓
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23/10/2025
“When dictatorship is a fact, revolution becomes a right, and laughter becomes a weapon.” — Albert Camus
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
A key attribute of thug trash is pathological sensitivity to criticism and mockery. Use it.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It’s evidently less of a regulatory hassle to destroy a third of the motherfuckin White House complex that dates back to FDR than it is to repoint the bricks on a historic brownstone in prospect park.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
“military decisions” = whether to invade San Francisco
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Alison Steinberg got her start recording herself going to Starbucks drive throughs without a mask on. Now, her pinned tweet is a legally mandated retraction, stating a company she slandered is "not owned, controlled by, or involved with Bill Gates." She's now in the Pentagon press corps.
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Alison Steinberg@@alisonintheknow • Oct 9Public Statemnent by @alisonintheknow:
In 2024, I recorded a video segment about Apeel, and have made several statements since about the company. After doing additional research and connecting with Apeel, I now realize that my video and my statements about Apeel and its products included many falsehoods and inaccuracies. I am sorry. To clarify:
• Apeel's products are safe, not toxic, and can be washed off.
• Apeel is not owned, controlled by, or involved with Bill Gates or the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
• Apeel has made clear that its products are plant-based and non-GIMO, and Apeel has secured approval for use on produce by the FDA and EU.
• Apeel is not "sprayed on fruits and vegetables which are on the verge of spoiling". The whole point of Apeel's products is to extend the quality and life of produce at peak freshness so that the quality can be maintained all the way to consumers.
• Apeel's products do not just make the produce "appear fresh". Apeel's products actually help produce stay fresher for longer by reducing loss of moisture and reducing oxidation.
• Apeel's Organipeel product for use on USDA organic produce has not been commercially available or used by Apeel for about 2 years. Importantly, Organipeel is not just the same product Apeel offers for conventional produce with a different name.Public Statemnent by @alisonintheknow:
• "Glycidol" is not another name for any of Apeel's ingredients - glycidol is an entirely different substance and is not used by Apeel in any of its products.
• Apeel does not use solvents or heavy metals in its manufacturing process.
• My video segment also should not have included social media video clips of rubbery fruit. None of the original source videos make any mention of Apeel, and Apeel doesn't even offer products for some of the types of produce shown. I have been informed that rubbery fruit is a phenomenon that is possible due to other factors like harvesting produce at the wrong time or improper refrigeration and storage conditions in the supply chain.
The truth about our food is something I take seriously, especially as a journalist, and I hope that my statement can help shed more light on the false, misinformation that has spread about Apeel, and the positive things Apeel is actually seeking to accomplish for our food system.
For more information about Apeel, check out their website, in particular their FAQs page:www.apeel.com/faqs.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
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A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light
Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Everyone knew this would happen, particularly the biggest creeps in creepdom, the only audience for this creep item. Enjoy your golden age while it lasts creeps!
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Private Eye Lettuce @privateeyelettuce.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
god is most often too busy, but do not fret, the devil always has time for you
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Too late. We were offering a metaphor for 1933-1934. It's now 1937 in these United States.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Never mind every other single abominable or corrupt thing to this miserable moment, the extrajudicial and unevidenced execution of 34 human beings by the U.S. Navy on the orders of a U.S. President acting in peacetime is sufficient for his impeachment and conviction. If we were a republic, I mean.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
This guy is an official pentagon propagandist now.
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Adam Isacson @adamisacson.com · 22/10/2025
34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death. adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
Known Lethal U.S. Attacks on Civilian Vessels in the Caribbean
Total reported killed: 34 people
Notification Date	Number Reported Killed	Approximate Location	Notification URL
September 2, 2025	11	“in the SOUTHCOM area of responsibility” (later revealed as between Sucre, Venezuela and Trinidad and Tobago)	View
September 15, 2025	3	
“in International Waters… in the SOUTHCOM area of responsibility”; Colombian president claimed it was a fishing boat in Colombian waters	View
September 19, 2025	3	“in international waters… in the USSOUTHCOM area of responsibility” near the Dominican Republic	View
October 3, 2025	4	“in international waters just off the coast of Venezuela”	View
October 14, 2025	6	“in International Waters… just off the Coast of Venezuela”	View
October 16, 2025	2; 2 reported survivors	“in the Caribbean”	View
October 17, 2025	3	“in the USSOUTHCOM area of responsibility”	View
October 21, 2025	2	“in the Eastern Pacific”	View
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
AOC has just officially become the top House fundraiser, beating out Hakeem Jeffries. Now lemme take a big sip of coffee as I look at the age distribution of donors to AOC vs Jeffries
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Number of Donations
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Suzan DelBene
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Whenever Democrats are tempted to pull out the old “spirited disagreements but we’re all Americans” bromide, they need to remember this first.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Not gonna link the troll but Bari Weiss clearly represents “thought police” more than 100,000 Bluesky leftists scolding you for writing a defense of Weiss ever will, and ignoring that reality is clearly designed to curry the favor of thought police. You’re not a free thinker, you’re the boot licker.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Bullshit.
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Private Eye Lettuce @privateeyelettuce.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
it's the best when you own the news but still try to blame it for 'the too bad fuck you' job you're doing
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
you're god damned right
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
You know there are about a dozen despicable trash people in DHS and ICE and the administration working to find out who this guy is so they can go after him.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
When a law enforcement officer aims a weapon at someone wielding a camera, it is procedurally unsound and unprofessional in two fundamental ways: 1) It is disproportional to any actual threat and is instead an unprovoked threat against a citizen. 2) The officer is a crazed, untrained asshole.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
When people are hired, not for their honesty or competency, but for their ability to be snarling trolls on TV for the delight of their immature and unpleasant boss, you get an AG like Pamela Jo Bondi.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Thanks, New Yorker
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
“No money shall be drawn from the treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law.”
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I just watched someone get arrested for telling ICE agents to kill themselves.
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Chris Nagano @charliesaito22.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
To pull off their Nazi-s#it, Trump & Stephen Miller have shanghaied 1000s of agents from other US LE agencies Given NO ONE is working their former assignments - organized crime, drugs, human trafficking, child pornography, etc etc - we, as Americans, are far less safe www.cato.org/blog/ice-has...
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ICE Has Diverted Over 25,000 Officers from Their Jobs
New data highlight how widespread this misuse of government personnel and resources is. Congress should prevent this diversion of appropriated funds in the next government spending bill.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
“There’s a baby!” Guns drawn. Windows smashed. With a 1 month old in the car. (They did this as he was coming home from an immigration court appointment— which is illegal in Colorado: coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...)
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
“We”
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
One of the most melodramatically malevolent federal officials ever to do it. If we live through this he should maybe become a stock villain of Italian theater.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I knew they’d come for the archivists and librarians but honestly I assumed it would be for a reason better than “Our Special Boy wants to give his friend a sword! Give him a sword!”
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Private Eye Lettuce @privateeyelettuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
gotten to the point of not caring about any aspect of a Superbowl
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Tina Peters is marking one year in prison by demanding that the DOJ follow President Trump's directive to free her. "Get off your asses and get me out!" Peters wrote. She's serving a nine year sentence for tampering with voting systems in search of election rigging. #copolitics
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
They are not, you know, actually sincerely against showing contempt for America or its values or its peoples. That’s the essence of their movement. What does MAGA mean other than America is no longer great? No, the demand for obeisance is only directed at certain people.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Zodiac killer murders again, challenging legal bounds
From the New York Times: Breaking news: U.S. attacks Venezuelan boat for fourth time, challenging legal bounds
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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
theonion.com/insecure-fru...
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Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
RALEIGH, NC—Calling it his lifelong dream, local man Brendan Lockhart, an insecure and perpetually frustrated bully who believes he has something to prove to the world, told reporters Thursday that he...
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